Chapter 265 - Soul: A pissed Yama. (2/2)
The moment Aizen said that one he knew he f.u.c.k.i.e.d up. Shunsui who was silent until now, due to him trying to avoid taking the brunt of Yamamoto's fury decided to give a brief input towards his friend Ukitake.
”...uuu, he just made his situation even worse...”(Shunsui).
Yamamoto who nearly exploding, calmed down instantly. This immediately sent a bunch of alarm bells towards Shunsui and Ukitake, being among the few people who know Yamamoto the best they immediately knew that Aizen just f.u.c.k.i.e.d everything beyond belief right now.
Yamamoto for a moment acted like a frail old man, with slightly trembling hands he picked a stack of paper from the inside of his robes. He immediately tossed the stack of papers on Aizen's face, and the previous pressure and hotness returned with a vengeful vengeance.
”YOU F.U.C.K.I.N.G MOTHERF.U.C.KER C.O.C.KSUCKING DEMENTED RETARTED PANDA ROLLED UP BASTARD F.U.C.KER MOTHERF.U.C.KER IMBECILE. LOOK AT THIS SHIT *POINTS AT PAPERS AGGRESSIVELY* WHO IS THE RETARDED GIANT IMBECILE SUCKER WHO F.U.C.KIGN SIGNED THIS. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.”(Yamamoto).
Slightly fearfully Aizen scrambled a bit and look at the papers at his foot, and to his immense surprise, it was all signed with...
”Aizen S. ... this...”(Aizen(Evil)).
”AHHHHHH SO THE IMBECILE KNOWS HOW TO READ!!! WHAT A F.U.C.KIGN SURPRISE THIS TURNED OUT TO BE!!! LET'S F.U.C.KIGN CELEBRATE THIS INCREDIBLE FEAT OF QUALIFICATION!!! WITH HOW RETARDED YOU ARE I THOUGHT YOU NEVER GRADUATED FROM THE F.U.C.K.I.N.G NURSERY YOU DEMENTED F.U.C.KER. I AM EVEN F.U.C.K.I.N.G SURPRISED YOU KNOW HOW TO F.U.C.KIGN WRITE. BUT IT APPEARS THAT EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY EXTRAQUALIFIED WHEN 'SCREW ME OVER IS ON THE TABLE'. DO I LOOKED LIKE I LIKE TO EB F.U.C.K.I.E.D OVER. IS THERE A GIANT L ON MY FOREHEAD? OR SOEM GIANT SIGN SAYING IDIOT???”(Yamamoto).
Everyone doesn't know how to answer, everyone just opted for the wisest decision of the day. Staying silent.
”I ASKED A F.U.C.K.I.N.G QUESTION!!! ANSWER IT!”(Yamamoto).
”NO!”
”GOOD. SO IT APPEARS THAT I AM NOT TOTALLY SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.”(Yamamoto).
”Everyone is dismissed. I want to talk with Captain Aizen. Personally.”(Yamamoto).
Everyone quickly scrambled and run away as fast as they could. Shunsui and Ukitake even displayed god-like [Shunpo] speed in this single instant. Only Aizen and a still fuming Yamamoto stayed. Aizen tried to open his mouth to talk or maybe try something...
”Shut up. My ears aren't a f.u.c.k.i.n.g dump to handle all the shit you are going to spew from your mouth. Now you will listen, and listen very closely.”(Yamamoto).
Aizen just nodded his head, still trying to process exactly what the f.u.c.k is happening.
”You pull shit like that once more, and I am going to shove my [Bankai] so up your ass that you will regret having the means to take a shit. Capiche?”(Yamamoto).
”Yes Sir.”(Aizen).
”I will handle your whole punishment tomorrow. If I try anything today I might end up killing you, and I am not in the mood to find another captain for the 5th division. Principally now that I need to find one for the 10th.”(Yamamoto).
Aizen simply exited the meeting room, his expression dazed and glazed over the events of what recently happening. His brain was still trying to somewhat process what the heck happened. The events were so sudden he didn't even try to use Kyoka Suigetsu, he was simply too stunned to do so.
Almost on automatic his feet brought him towards the 5th Division, sadly he wasn't paying attention to his surrounding, maybe if he was he would have noticed all the changes towards the building around him. But he simply continued walking towards his office, not even sparing a glance towards his surroundings.
The moment he entered his office a primal Rage overtook him, a rage that he has felt few times before. On his first step, he started destroying everything around him in a fit of rage. On his second step, he continued picking up his [Zanpakutou] to help with the task. On the third step, shit happened. Find authorized novels in , faster updates, better experience, Please click #._52395820120604358 for visiting.
An ocean of pink paint flooded his entire office, painting, and staining everything on infuriating bright pink color. Following the paint came the glitter giving an unnatural twinkle to every humid place and the person inside the office, and considering an ocean of paint just passed trought here there were a lot of those. Following the glitter came an enormous and disproportional quantity of barbie dolls, filling the entire room with their annoying presence.
Aizen.evil.exe stopped working.
Aizen mind simply short-circuited for a time, as if it couldn't simply handle such an absurdity sequence of events. Aizen was honestly completely speechless for a few seconds, before absolute fury overtook him.
”FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!”.(Aizen(Evil)).
On the 3rd seat office.
I couldn't stop laughing at this sequence of events. This is simply pure and una.d.u.l.terated gold, I also couldn't help but pat myself on the back for remembering to record everything. Now I can literally humiliate Aizen in public as I see fit.
And you know an even funnier thing. The painting is irremovable for at least 30 days, meaning he will have to spend 30 days as a pink monkey. The all-serious plan man will have to spend 30 days as a pink monkey. Let that sink in. No one who has seen Aizen in this state will be able to treat him seriously ever again, it's f.u.c.k.i.n.g impossible.
Haaaa, I love myself sometimes.