Chapter 223 - Tang San and Xiao Wu are back. (1/2)

The first to get back where to the surprise of no one Xiao Wu and Tang San. They seem to be glued together like a newlywed couple, which isn't much far from the truth seen all the ceremony Tang San's mother did when she found about Xiao Wu and Tang san relationship. That moment when they stayed under her small tree form and she used her powers as a [Blue silver Emperror] to communicate with Tang San.

Now that I think about it Tang San is technically half-plant. Not that I can say much about that seeing as I am a Senju and my primary affinity is still Wood Release. But looking at it from a certain angle we can even be considered related... I know it's a pretty huge stretch, but it may have helped influence me into training him that first time... huh, now that I think about it it may be possible.

”Bullshit.”(Allessa).

Yes, my mind and Allessa's are kind of connected telepathically right now, it something we do rather frequently principally when we are researching something, it helped a lot have the processing power of two hyper-powered minds. That had the side effect that we instantly became aware completely of each other minds, every memory, every thought, everything. So we kind of know each other even better than it should be possible. Which to a lot of people would undoubtedly be a problem, but for us? It only made us close, after all, we don't have anything to hide from each other, do we?

”Let me have my fun, would you? by your smile you want to laugh too.”(Aizen).

”I do. But someone has to restrict the bs. Else I don't doubt you will suddenly say you are part dragon too.”(Allessa).

”Well, technically-”(Aizen).

”Your Godly Animagus form doesn't count.”(Allessa). Find authorized novels in , faster updates, better experience, Please click #._51361365704627480 for visiting.

”Aww I wanted to be a part dragon too. *Sigh* better greet the couple before they make a scene. They both grew up so I don't doubt some people here won't be able to recognize them as easily as before.”(Aizen).

”I will go with you.”9Allessa).

We both went to one of the Shrek Academy outside areas, a park to be more specific, and saw the couple sitting on a bench resting a bit. I nod my head to the couple that also notices me and greets them.

”Plant boy. Old Hag”(Aizen).

You could clearly see both of them have their left eyes and mouth twitching a little at my greeting to them. Xiao Wu the 100k years old hag, and the definition of plant boy.

”Golden Dude.”(Tang San).

”Golden Monster.”(Xiao Wu).

”Okay, okay I admit my obsession with the color gold. But I can do nothing about it, it is all my creator's fault.”(Aizen){AN: He is technically right.}

”Now I already know the answer, but I will just ask this to be polite. How was your Time Skip mixed with training montage?”(Aizen).

”I was nice, got to know my mother, and fought some bastards.”(Tang San).

”I agree, I and gee are finally together.”(Xiao Wu)

”Heh, finally. This blockhead was worse than me when it comes to it. Ah, before I forget, here a bit of water you are surely thirsty after such a long trip.”(Aizen)

”Oh thanks. I am always thirsty.”(Tang San)

Xiao Wu looked stupefied at him normally accepting the water bottle without a second thought. I couldn't help but also smile funnily at the scene.

”You know he is messing with you right? Plants and Water, didn't the connection click?”(Xiao Wu).

”Sheesh I know, but I am really thirsty so I don't see any problem with it.”(Tang San).

”With the amount of spit you both have been trading I really didn't expect you to accept.”(Aizen).

Tang San spit the water he had in his mouth in surprise, his cheek tainted red in a little bit of bashfulness. Xiao Wu also spotted a similar visage. What a cute couple.

”Aren't they a nice couple?”(Aizen).

”Yeah, but I Still Think Bibi Dong and Flander are better.”(Allessa).

Tang San that started drinking water again couldn't help but spit it out in an overused dramatic fashion and scream/ask. Xiao Wu's eyes widened in surprise at such a revelation.

”Flander and Bibi Dong? Since When?”(Tang San).

”Those two, just how?”(Xiao Wu).

”Since one and a half years ago. Still took much more time than I was expecting. And how? I could waste a lot of time here explaining the minimum details, but I will just say this: it just works.”(Aizen).

”Did you just quote a Jojo meme?”(Allessa).

”It can also be considered a Tod Howard meme.”(Aizen).

”Huh, I guess you are right.”(Allessa).

While we talked about memes and king crimson Tang San and Xiao Wu stayed there with a stupid look on their shocked faces still trying to process the fact that Bibi Dong and Flander are a thing now.

”*Sigh* I will just let that headache-inducing topic for later. How are the others?”(Tang San).

”Everyone is okay, no one was permanently hurt, and by the end of the week, everyone will already be here.”(Aizen).

”Ah and Hongjun, Chengxian, and Renxue sort of formed a love triangle that only the three of them are oblivious about. There is a bunch of bets rolling and I would recommend betting on Hongjun ending up together with the two of them, Aizen bet on that one and everyone knows he doesn't lose bets. The Bibi Dong situation is there as proof.”(Allessa).