Chapter 200 - Movie Time. (1/2)

After picking up everyone, we went to one of the numerous movie room inside the Shrek Castle. the room has a red and black wall painting, all the chairs are more of Beds than a chair themselves. And just touching a nightstand at the side of your bed/chair and thinking about something to eat it will immediately appear ready for consumption. A truly VIP movie room.

But before we sat on the chairs/beds, we were trying to decide what movie we should watch, I wanted to watch the prequels again, but most wanted something new. And after some strange and different ideas, I showed them [Superhero Movie].

This movie is at its greatest when you have watched those superhero movies from the early 2000s, Fantastic 4, Spiderman, X-Men, that have watched most of them so I am quite sure they will laugh a lot with this masterpiece. And I was right:

”Titanium blades, they cut through diamonds.”(Villain)

”I am not wearing any diamonds.”(Hero).

There was a chorus of laughter among everyone, even Allessa was laughing at it. Hah, if I knew they liked this type of comedy movies I would've shown then it sooner. Then there is the part at the dinner table.

”What happened to your arm?”(Villain).

”A bike messager knocked me down...”(Hero)

I see your wrist is bandaged.”(Hero)

”Yes, I burned it in some hot coffee...”(Villain).

”And you have a cut on your lip.”(Villain).

”Ann... My crack pipe broke...”(Hero).

”You have a scratch on your neck?”(Hero).

”Yes... I met a girl on Craigslist...”(Villain).

”And you have a bruise on your neck.”(Villan)

”I met a guy on Craigslist.”(Hero).

”I am sorry lads, I've got to go.”(Villain).

”Why?”(Idiot).

”I... Shat my pants.”(Villain).