Chapter 148 - Announcement. (1/2)

”Everyone, we have an announcement to make...”(Teacher body).

I kinda just zoned out there. I am definitely not interested in some half-assed warning and news, should I pay attention? Probably. Will I? no, of course not. It just sounds like a f.u.c.k.i.n.g huge waste of time.

Soon came what I was waiting for, a sort of test and sorting ceremony, sadly there wasn't a talking hat, this one left me quite disappointed. But I guess not everything will turn out to be better huh, well the sorting object is just some kind of lame transparent orb where people put their hands and have their affinity tested, thus sorting them on the respective house after.

Soon a middle-aged man with some grey hairs reached close to the orb, he had a floating list close to him. He was wearing some fusion of a suit and a magician robe that looked quite cool, to be honest, this teacher already has a better image in my mind.

”Hello I am the potions teacher Zechariah, and I will do the selecting this time around, please be civil”(Zechariah).

”Amanda Huggenkiss”(Zechariah).

”Axel Rose”(Zechariah).

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”Betty Phuckzer”(Zechariah).

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”Joseph Goldheart”(Zechariah).

I stood up and calmly walked towards the selecting orb. I just put my hand there and two-colors shined bright blue and brown, the brow was a little bit brighter. So I ended up in the Quake Tower, yeah the school is divided into 5 houses according to the five elements: Quake Tower, Tsunami Coast, Flame Act, Lightning Selector, High Wind( High Mike's house).

I sat on the table of my house and waited quietly for everything to finish, just one more student grabbed my attention, the Shark Girl that I now know as Elsa Whitefinn she, of course, ended up on Tsunami Coast.

The food was good and enjoyable, nothing extremely fancy but delicious nonetheless. I ate a lot like always, even improving in my ability to make photosynthesis, eating food is still a must sometimes, while I was eating I started to think about how could that orb check my affinities if I don't even have mana, maybe it uses the soul? or the body itself? a new mystery, how exciting. The orb must've decided earth because of my gravity release, liking it or not gravity has a lot of connection to the earth in a lot of works, no problem for me.

Dessert was pretty enjoyable, some kind of velvet cake that was absolutely delicious. Then an older student entered the dining hall, apparently, there were only first years on the introduction, but next time we will all be together. The quake tower senior called us, he will be our guide to the dormitory, he will also show us some of the classes and important places, like the library, the infirmary, etc.

The infirmary was a surprise, all beds are floating and you can even find storage places for ingredients in the ceiling, the nurse was treating a patient that has broken his leg.

I plead innocence Jury, it wasn't me, I didn't even move from my place I was with the group the whole time. On a more serious quote, yes it was me. The imbecile thought it was a good idea to use magic on me on a slightly more deserted corner when I lagged behind the touring group, with my speed I broke his legs without he even noticed I had moved from my place, on the eyes of any bystander the guy simply started to spontaneously wail in pain. He isn't dead just because the magic wasn't malicious or lethal, if it was no one would've even found his body.

The library was massive, and I mean really massive, I bet it even has some kind of expansion magic to make it even bigger inside, I can safely say that the library was the size of the Hogwarts castle easily. It has so many floors and corridors, a lot of tables and couches in between, even right now there is a bunch of students here. The guide even said there is a restricted section, but it's obviously not here, it's in the principal office, which makes a lot more sense. The library is open to anyone at any time, and everything is done by magic basically, so they don't need a librarian, the one they have here is just a guard to stop people from causing a ruckus inside.

Just looking at the mountain of knowledge I can already feel the clone inducing headache I will have, my perfectionist side won't let me not read everything here, thankfully I can just send a henged wooden clone to read while I do other stuff. My objective right now is to research how I can translate magic to jutsu, potions, and elixirs, herbology. Basically, this, hope it succeeds.

After the library was the magical sports section, they have a bunch of magical sports and other things here. You don't know how cool magical volleyball is, just looking at it from here I can feel the chuuni people screaming their special attacks, hey this isn't a sports anime you don't need to scream ”phoenix flaming ball” out loud.

After touring some classrooms we were sent to our dormitories. thank god everyone has an individual room, it's pretty spartan with just a bed a table and a wardrobe. I don't mind, in my time on that Anbu, it was even worse than this.

We also received our schedule for tomorrow. I had close combat magic, and magic theory/practical. after that we were basically free the rest of the day, which isn't much but definitely a decent amount of time to do my things.

I picked up some books on the mental arts to read a little before sleeping, and there was a pretty interesting read, the first book was basically describing occulmancy with another name, and with its help, I removed some kinks and rough things of my mindscape. I didn't want to continue the whole night as I wanted to have my mind 100% tomorrow, so I went to sleep even if it was just a little bit.

There is a f.u.c.k.i.n.g trumpet to wake everyone up, I just know whatever had that idea is evil, very evil. I am certain it was High Mike no doubts there. Getting up I just put on the uniform of the Arcane University, some purple suit with grey details the one for girls is the same but they can choose between a grey or purple skirt. It's of course customizable as long as you follow the patterns you can change all the details. I of course changed it, bigger sleeves containing weapons of various kind and seals, a lot of seals. My ninja paranoia is still high, good.

Breakfast was normal, it had a little bit of everything, and I ate an especially delicious blueberry pie, and their cappuccino was certainly above the average. Soon it was time for magic combat classes and our first lecture was about violence.

”Hello, my name is Harry Osborn and I will be your magical combat teacher. The first lesson I will take about violence”(Harry).

Then he went on his rant about how violence is wrong and yadda yadda, this guy is a pacifist and I bet a vegan to boot. I am exactly the opposite of vegan. Why? if I have Mokuton? shouldn't I be the most vegan fo then all? Nope, it's actually the opposite, I am way closer to trees and plants so just the thought of eating then is like a human eating a monkey, it happens but it is kinda bad.

The teacher continued to his explanation, so seeing as that are so few people caring about his pacifist bullcrap, he picked one of us to ask questions, and who he took? me of course.

”You. What happens when violence is useless?”(Harry).

”It just means you aren't using enough of it of course”(Aizen).

”Wait what?”(Harry).

”Yeah, when violence isn't enough it just means you're using too little of it”(Aizen).

Of course, I know the concept of skill and subtlety, but I am saying this to annoy this guy, if he was saying the benefits of a pacifist take on I wouldn't mind, but he was literally preaching here.

”What an idiotic concept. So prove it to me”(Harry)

His arrogance still high, harry decided to put a set of children toys, there is the format of a square on a stone tablet, and a circular object presumably used to fit in the stone tablet.

”Go show me how can you resolve this with violence. Shoo shoo.”(Harry).

”Sure”(Aizen).

He looks as smug as possible expecting for me to fail, it would have of course if I was a normal student. Sadly for him, I am not.

I picked the sphere and proceed to hit the square-shaped hole, weakly.

”See class, how useless it is”(Harry).

He didn't have time to say more as I used a lot more strength even using Gravity Release to increase it, the sphere fitted the destroyed square-shaped hole. With a poker face, I returned to my previous place and waited for a little. Harry's face is well... priceless, yeah that's the word for it.

”Wait how...”(Harry Osborn).

He didn't have much time to talk as the signal for lunch played as loud as hell. I used that moment to break Harry's legs, of course, very few people heard the wails of our pitifully magical combat teacher. He is even more pitiful, in a moment he was raging that I broke him out of his personal bullcrap, and in the next moment, he just felt pain. Poor Harry.

The lunch went fast, and now we had magical theory classes, and this is something I had to explain. Even if they divide people depending on their element there is still normal magic, or attributeless magic to learn, tomorrow that I had Earth elemental magic classes.

I was the first to enter class, I just choose a seat in the middle and had a look at the teacher. My surprise was tremendous, it's Allessa. And she looks so f.u.c.k.i.n.g hot in teacher's clothes. But when I was going to talk with her, she just sends me a mental voice saying we will talk later.

After that Elsa sits on my side, strange but I've seen stranger. I am looking at you Allessa. We are still talking in my mind, so she sent me a mental pout and finished the mental chat seeing as a bunch of other students are entering class.

”So... Joseph Right?”(Elsa).

”Yep, you are Elsa Withefinn I presume? what can I do for you?”

”I need help”(Elsa).

”What can I gain from it?”(Aizen).

”Not helping a Lady in need, how atrocious. It appears your name is false and your heart isn't made of gold Joseph”(Elsa).

”Neither is the fin on top of you head white. So what do you want? if it's entraining enough I may or may not help”(Aizen).