Chapter 184: Life is Hard (2/2)

Sleeping was one of those mentioned habits, although he would only nap for a dozen minutes in a week. Still, it would stabilize his divine attributes that had been getting bloated recently due to rapid leveling as well as adjust his mood, which wasn’t a real waste of time.

At the moment, aside from the two top posts ‘Picking Manure Between the Rocks’ and ‘I Scream’ which the Players manually pinned above the forums, there was another trending post uploaded by Edward the Quest Demon.

[Title: Life is Hard]

[Edward: Damn it! We spent five days running about the forest and almost actually reached the heart of the Trinia Forests! And now all of you are telling me that the gathering quest for Dragontail Ferns which Lady Kinley assigned could be grown with Herbalism?! Someone tell me this is all an illusion—that it’s fake, that it’s all lies!]

[Leah: It’s true, I planted it (image attached)]

[Boris: It’s true, I planted it (image attached)]

[Vanke: It’s true, this old man planted it (image attached)]

[Terrosche: Have you seen this Dragontail Fern (image attached)? No, it’s neither wilted or lost, I just wanted everyone to see this Dragontail Fern which was branded ‘excellent’!]

[Edward: (blocked for use of vulgar language)]

[Terrosche: I wanted to see that look of your face. That look of you, envying me!]

[Leah: No, you can’t see it… since he’s not in town]

[Gou Dan: Be careful, Terrosche. Edward just attempted suicide to return to town]

[Terrosche: …]

[Angora: Borrowing this post. Does anyone know who planted that man-eating flower down at the south part of town? That thing turned gigantic yesterday and gulped down a Player—owner of the plant, please proceed to the liege’s residence and be awarded with your paid summons]

[Ivan: Anyone saw Marni? We were supposed to meet at the Iron Cauldron last night but he never showed up]

[Angora: Waste of time. The victim was Marni]

[Ivan: …]

[Ivan: No wonder he just passed me in the Thunder leaderboard]

[Jom: @Edward I just asked Lady Kinley. She told me that wild Dragontail Ferns has better medicinal properties compared to the ones Players planted, and she would provide additional rewards if wild ones are gathered]

[Edward: Oh thanks, that’s better. I would really have died to return if not for your message]

[Joe: Yeah, the Trinia Forests is boring and rarely any monsters showed up. If we knew, we would have gone with you all to fight the Marsh Drake]

[Gou Dan: Hey, buddies… We might have run into a problem (image attached) (image attached) (image attached)]

Xi Wei’s drowsiness faded the moment he saw the images Gou Dan took. “Oh, ho… interesting.”

Promptly energizing Divine Eye, he looked in their direction.

[1] Harry Potter’s Mandrakes