Chapter 69 Getting Out While The Gettings Good Party 11 (1/2)

Laz had worked in a Chinese restaurant for a couple years now. One of the interesting things he had a bit of experience with was those stupid little fortune cookies that people seemed to find fun, but never ate. Now, obviously most of them just had some random, cryptic and yet inspiring message message to entertain the masses, but sometimes the things they had made sense. Part of Laz's regular jobs was to sort them out, taking out and removing the broken ones and throwing them away so he had a wealth of lines that he had seen many times. Not that it would be something you would use on a normal basis, but he always thought that maybe he could sound smart if he were to ever have a chance to use them. After all, they say first impressions are the most important. Even if Laz had no desire to get to know others, that didn't mean he wanted to spend his life as a virgin.

Yes, that's right. He memorized some of them so that he could sound smart when talking to girls. Kind of stupid, but males at that age are generally not the brightest in the first place.

Now, as Laz was constantly pondering over how the hell he could fight this guy, one of those seemingly useless bits of advice seemed to pop into his head. It went something like ”One can not stop a river, one can only flow along with it.” He remembered it because when he asked his Grandpa Chu about it, Grandpa Chu just laughed and said he was pretty sure those cookies were made in the states somewhere and the ones coming up with the sayings were just a bunch of freshly hired interns. The interesting part is that it strangely made a bit of sense.

It was a sudden moment of inspiration which almost seemed to have frozen Laz in place, so much so to the point where he was barely able to react to having his balls attacked.

Interestingly enough, if you want a guy to pull out some superhuman moves, the best way to do that is to threaten his manhood. Then you will see all kinds of crazy shit.

BOOM.

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Laz had brought his knee up at the very last second which caused his shin to deflect the punch. As opposed to trying to stop the river like movements of Smiles, Laz was going to flow along with it and redirect the attacks.

Or at least, that was the plan. Due to the sudden aggression towards his family's jewels, Laz stiffly reacted by bringing up and blocking with his shin which resulted in the loud noise.

Of course, he wasn't ready for it. The blow to his shin resulted in two things. One, it hurt like hell. Two, Laz lost his balance.

Having lifted his arms first and then his leg to block the punch, Laz was slightly unbalanced. As a result, he fell forward at an unstoppable speed. Of course, in front of him was Smiles who was still reeling from the pain in his hand thanks to the hardness of Laz's body. Therefore, he was in no position to respond to Laz's sudden fall either and Laz ended up ramming into Smiles, head first.

For a moment, there was complete silence in the hall as no one expected this fight between experts to become a comedy routine.

Laz saw stars for a few moments but was otherwise unhurt, Smiles wasn't so lucky. Although his mask was built in a similar way to body armor, it still wasn't enough to stop the force of the blow from Laz's rock like skull. Because of this, the crowd was treated to another rather amusing scene.

Smiles was rolling around back and forth on the ground while holding his head and and screaming fuck, fuck, fuck, over and over again.

Even Tommy couldn't help but cringe at this sight.

'This fuck wad is really making me look bad, god damn it. He better move on to plan B or else.'

The old man who was standing a ways behind Tommy could stop his eye from twitching while the sexy assassin Jade was trying her best not to laugh. She still couldn't stop her shoulders from shaking however.

Annie had no such reservations as her high pitch giggling rang out without end, much to Tommy's annoyance.

Back on stage, Laz had just gotten to his feet as Smiles stopped rolling and had gotten into a squatting position as he tried to regain his bearings.

All the sudden, everyone heard a rather loud and exaggerated cough, coming from the area where Tommy was sitting.

The old man had finally had enough of the circus act and gave Smiles the signal to end it.

Smiles, still crouched, finally opened his had for the first time all night. as he stood up, Laz noticed that instead of tight fists, Smiles was now facing him with cupped hands. It only took a minute for his sense to lock down on the two blades that had extended from underneath the base of his palms.

'You shitting me right now?' Was Laz's immediate thought in his head. Out of his mouth however only came a silent,