Chapter 83 - Scythe Boss (1/2)
I thought of going undercover, entering the church at Malsia and scan the whole building while offering my prayer to Goddess Achalasia. Well, that's my initial thought but...
”So that's the Behemoth Slayer!” [Thug D]
”He is young!”
”And quite the look as well”
”Shame that those filthy brats are with him”
”Tchh, can't they just die. They're an eyesore. If I was in charge, I wi...”
”!”
”Oppsie, sorry. My Scythe suddenly slip. Do forgive me for my carelessness” [Ash]
”Ash...” [Mira]
”You think you're a big shot!”
”Take thi...”
”Huwaaaaa!”
”Why me!” [Thug C]
”What spell did you use to make them fly so high?” [Seo Ah]
”Hmmm... Don't know.” [Ash]
Well, I should just take Haliza's offer to come with us to buy some clothes for the orphans, but if I do that, more ruckus will follow. She already got severely scolded by her father for sneaking out not from the castle, but from the country itself, and I'm sure she's currently sneaking out as well. As a result, this not so innocent and stupid young man that dare to harm the orphans get a free ticket from me to get once in a lifetime experience of experiencing cordless bungee jumping alongside his friends. Well, that what you got for not being a decent human being, the least you can do if you hate these children so much is just to keep quite, but no, you have to openly say your hatred out loud, not to mention right in front of me.
”Brother Ash...” [Little girl]
”What is it?” [Ash]
”Can I try next!?” [Little girl]
”It looks fun” [Cat boy]
”Sure, but we should buy your clothes first” [Ash]
”Ash, you are disturbing the traffic” [Mira]
”My bad” [Ash]
Well, better stop doing this. Here I am thinking that I will be left alone afterward, but some of them (or rather their friends) decided for round two
”You sure love to mess around aren't you” [Thug?]
”Boss!” [Underling]
”Listen here, I am...” [Thug boss]
”An idiot?” [Ash]
”What! You dare to...” [Thug boss]
”A massive pain in the, no. I can't say that out loud. This little kids will follow me. Hey Mira, is there a nice way of saying that thing?” [Ash]
”Hmm... Haemorrhoids?” [Mira]
”Listen!” [Thug boss]
”Oh yeah, did you collect any sort of information from him? If not, I can do it now” [Ash]
”You can! Thank you!” [Mira]
”You two! This isn't the time for that!” [Seo Ah]
”Just die” [Thug boss]
”You go boss!”
And he threw a single punch to me. Is he really a thug? Such a weak punch? Or was it because of my body receiving a blessing from God herself? Either way, I did plan to extract some information from him, so
”Question, would you rather receive a thunder or ice flowing through your body?” [Ash]
”Neither! Neither! Neither! Please don't press my fist so hard!” [Thug boss]
”Boss!!!”
”And you there, you sure are lovely after ”learning hoe to fly”. Want to do it again?” [Ash]
”No, no, no, no. Please spare me!” [Thug C]
Well, they're just some random thug after all. So, they succumb quickly just from a single threat. That say, rather than punishing them like this...
”You guys will be joining me to lunch with my new cutie pie here. Just a warning, if you do anything funny to them...” [Ash]
I summon my ice shark missiles and have it surrounds them.
”Understand?” [Ash]