Chapter 655 - What An Actual Idiot (1/2)

”You just had to choose that sharp-eyed guy,” Yoruichi said while eating skewered grilled meat that she'd bought on the way.

”I'm just curious as to how much of it was his own ability and how much of it was from Skill or something. I wasn't able to figure that out, though,” replied Kisuke.

Choosing a snack of her own, Kuroka added, ”That guy is pretty strong, nya. Probably only second to the strongest guy around here.”

”Geez, stop it you two. We're just about to have our lunch!” Kisuke reprimanded their actions.

A few minutes later, they'd arrived at a large tavern that was serving lunch, ”This is the place. The food here is great,” Yoruichi entered followed by Kuroka and Kisuke, ”Keely, is there a free private room?”

A Human woman with long black hair, squinted her eyes when she looked up and recognized the girls, ”Ah~ Yoruichi-chan, Kuroka-chan. Your usual spot is free,” she then looked towards Kisuke and opened her squinted eyes slightly, ”And this is?”.

”Nice to meet you~ The name's Kisuke Urahara.”

The woman smiled and returned the introduction, ”Kisuke-chan, is it? Nice to meet you too~ I'm Keely Dukes, the owner of this humble establishment. Welcome and please enjoy your stay~”

Keely then looked at the back and raised her voice, ”Fia! Please lead the guests upstairs.”

A white-haired Chienthrope appeared at her call and answered, ”Understood.”

With a blue waitress uniform, Fia came out from the back and approached the three, ”Please follow me. I'll lead you to your table.”

As they went upstairs, some of the customers immediately left the place and Keely thought, 'A man, huh... This is going to get complicated. And it doesn't help that the people of the Astarte Familia are also upstairs. I guess I should ask my customers to leave...'

Keely then asked some of her waitresses to warn the people of a potential disturbance that might happen. But she knew that only a few people would actually leave and the rest would stay for the fun, 'I wonder how much money I can wring out of those guys from Aruna Familia?'

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Once the waitress left their room with their orders, Kisuke suddenly suggested, ”Should I do something so we won't be disturbed?”

”Please do so, nya~!” Kuroka immediately agreed.

”Make something that hits back,” added Yoruichi.

”How potent should it be?”

With a grin, Yoruichi replied, ”Destroying this place is fine~ We won't be the one paying the damages, anyway.”

Kisuke then suddenly stood up and said, ”I, Kisuke Urahara, the Magic Engineer, have something that fits just this occasion~!”

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Before the entrance to Keely's tavern, three infamous people stood, more than half an hour had passed since Kisuke, Yoruichi and Kuroka had arrived, ”Are you certain that they're here?” The Racoon man asked the one who led them here.

The skinny human grinned dirtily and said, ”Of course, Sir King. They even brought a man with them.”

Hearing that, the light blue-haired Pallum and their last member snorted, ”Hmph! They've been playing hard to get, yet there they are, suddenly appearing with a man! Just because they beat Cleo's group, they've been thinking too highly of themselves! You've even expressed your desire to court them! They should feel honored that an executive of the Aruna Familia is even looking at them!”

”Calm down, Ruddy. We aren't here for that, but to invite them to join our Familia. With their abilities, we don't want them going to the other factions,” the Racoon man, King Johnson of the Aruna Familia and a Level 5, replied. However, his face told otherwise.