Chapter 446 - Aliases (2/2)
Kisuke was now a hundred percent sure that he wouldn't get a normally painful one. He already interacted with the Gods and observed them and there was one thing that he could say for certain, 'Most of them are extremely jealous of others!'
”Please don't beat around the bush and tell me what they assigned to me.”
”...G-Green Crusa..der: G-g..o..lo ...as..er.” Hestia couldn't say it properly.
Kisuke, Yoruichi, Kuroka, and Medusa only heard parts of it, but it was already enough for them to fill in the blanks with the context of 'Everyone's lover.'
While Kisuke wanted to escape reality, Yoruichi was already holding her mouth, trying not to laugh as they hadn't really confirmed it yet, ”W-what was it, Hestia-sama?” She asked.
”I-I said, Green Crusader: G-gi...lo Master.”
”...Please say it louder.” Yoruichi urged her with a serious and twitching face.
Hestia first took a peek at Kisuke and noticed that he was smiling, but his smile was cold, ”Please go on~.”
Hestia got scared of his expression but she knew that she couldn't escape this. So she took a deep breath and gathered all of her courage to shout, ”Kisuke-kun's title is Green Crusader: Gigolo Master!!!”
Something broke inside Kisuke as he maintained his smile.
On the other hand, Yoruichi couldn't take it anymore and laughed at his face, ”FUHAHAHAHAHA! Hey, Gigolo Master! Nice to meet you~!”
Kisuke gave her a forehead flick that sent her flying and doing a backflip. But as she landed on her back, Yoruichi still kept laughing, ”AHAHAHA! This is far from painful! That title is the best! Even the residents of this city should be able to understand how weird your nickname is! From tomorrow onwards you shall be known as the Green Crusader: Gigolo Master! If they ever change it, I'll be the first one to protest against it!”
Kuroka and Medusa were also trying their best not to laugh but they couldn't stop their bodies from shaking so each of them also received a forehead flick from Kisuke. But same as Yoruichi, despite having a swollen forehead, they only kept laughing, ”I'll also include my signature to your cause Yoruichi, nya!”
”Master... Don't worry. This won't really hurt you.”
Still, with a cold smile, Kisuke asked, ”Yoruichi, want to join the party?”
Yoruichi stopped laughing and stood up with great vigor, ”Of course, I'm coming! We won't let them sleep tonight!”
”I'm also coming, nya! You can't leave me out of this fun activity, nya!”
”Then I'll be staying behind to take care of Hestia-sama.”
Kisuke then faced Hestia, ”Hestia-sama, could you name all the Gods which decided those names for us?”
Hestia froze and asked, ”What are you going to do with them?”
”Nah~! We'll just give them a late-night visit~! To express our gratitude for such a good treatment~!”
Hestia was very much sure that wasn't the case at all but she also couldn't refuse due to the pressure coming from Kisuke, 'It's going to be extremely noisy.'
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Anarchists Corner
Alexander: Uuuhhh, I can't wait to know, what kind of surprise he has for them. Maybe some stink bombs as an entree to the dinner menu of hell?
28th00: So, lets see how gods handle PTSD. I'm curious...