Chapter 294 (1/2)
”Viagra plus fly powder!”
”Viagra plus fly powder!!”
”Viagra plus fly powder!!!”
”My God, you are really a genius. How did you think of such a good way?”
”A woman in her forties is as old as a wolf. Unless she doesn't win, she will never escape my Wuzhishan!”
”Dignitaries, we're going to send it. We're going to send it soon. Ha ha!”
“……”
Farmers and snakes hide evil intentions.
Aunt Tang probably never dreamed that her kindness had led the two childhood playmates to think so about her.
When the two brothers in the room burst into laughter and celebrated the ”boxed lunch” that was not pleasing to their eyes, aunt Tang was still in the hot pot shop on the other side.
”If you come to Sichuan, you must taste the special hot pot here, or you will come in vain!”
”Come on, eat a piece of pig red and see if it suits your appetite!”
“……”
It's a century old shop. It's from Sichuan.
Maybe it's not as noble as Baidi residence, and the ingredients are not so particular, but what can best represent this mountain city and even the whole Sichuan and Sichuan, it has to be here.
The shop is bustling and full of guests.
As aunt Tang said, nothing else is needed here. Just a pot of bright red covered with chili peppers and smelling the spicy and delicious soup bottom can be worth all.
I didn't have dinner. I ate a few biscuits in the car at noon. Naturally, everyone has a big appetite at this time.
When Aunt Tang picked up a piece of cooked pig blood with a leaky spoon and put it into Lin Hao's bowl, the atmosphere on the table quickly became hot.
”Hoo, it's so hot -”
”No, no, water, give me water!”
”So numb, my tongue is unconscious!”
”It's hot to the heart, but it's really comfortable. I want it!”
“……”
Hemp!
Hot!
These two simple words tell us the essence of Sichuan and Sichuan delicacies, which is deeply hated by countless people. At the same time, they also make countless people forget to return.
Like the people around, the table was also fierce. Before long, I saw sweat on my forehead, took off my coat, and then rolled up my sleeves.
It was supposed to be seven tonight.
If it had not been for the previous farce, Wang Xianren and Wang Xiangui should also be here at the moment.
But things have passed. At this time, naturally, no one will think about it, and no one will be disappointed to mention it.
In this way, a hot pot meal was sweating, and it was two hours later.
After that, I didn't rush back!
In order to avoid being busy on the return trip, the next time, led by Aunt Tang, a group of people walked through the streets, snacks and characteristic cultural street. They strolled until nearly two o'clock in the morning, which was not enough to return to Baidi residence.
The situation is not the same as expected!
When the Wang brothers still dreamed of taking a ride back to their hometown, they were driven to the bus stop after breakfast the next morning.
”I've asked someone. The ticket back to Lishui is 75 yuan.
Here is 300 yuan, enough for you to buy a ticket home and go on the road with some water and melon seeds! ”
At the gate of the bus stop, aunt Tang took out 300 yuan.