Chapter 266 (1/2)
Sure enough, you bastard. You're a natural model.
Lin Hao didn't finish talking. Aunt Tang couldn't help but bully her and beat her up.
Soon after that, Lin Hao's hair and clothes were in a mess, and there were lip marks and tooth marks on his hands and neck.
He sat in the driver's seat with a helpless face.
Aunt Tang was in a much better mood. She stretched down, put her head on his thigh, and made a proud ”hum” from time to time.
Time is so silent!
At one moment, aunt Tang sighed and said faintly, ”I didn't feel it before. Today I found that even if my body is younger and more energetic day by day, my heart is still old and can't go back to the past.
You know, Xiao Hao, aunt feels so tired today!
Clearly do not want to, clearly know that is not the case, but aunt also pretend to know nothing, but also pretend to be very happy.
As the old saying goes, whether it's a child or a woman, it's a debt... ”
Relaxation is only temporary, and sadness is the main melody.
Lin Hao didn't know what to say, so he had to follow him, nodded and said, ”well, that's reasonable, I think so...”
Just after that, aunt sugar stood up with one hand, pinched his face and pulled hard.
While pulling, she also scolded: ”fart, what's reasonable or unreasonable, as if you understand it very well.
A man who doesn't even know what a woman is like says, ”are you qualified? Don't you feel blushing?”
A proper personal attack.
Lin Hao refused and said angrily, ”aunt sugar, you talk nonsense. Why don't I understand? Why don't I even know the taste of women? Don't look down on me!”
”Oh, now you know you're angry?” Aunt Tang was also happy and said contemptuously, ”tell Aunt nonsense, isn't it?
OK, then say to yourself, ”what's a woman like?”
Lin Hao is silent.
Women don't have sex.
In the last life, all kinds of women, he didn't sleep less, but they all played with purpose.
So, to say what a woman tastes, he really can't answer.
Seeing his silence, aunt sugar sneered and said, ”can't you answer? Then I'll ask you again, wanqiu, have you eaten? ”
Lin Hao shook his head.
”What about Qingcheng?” Aunt sugar asked again.
Lin Hao continued to shake his head.
”What about Shan Shan, Tang poetry, Liu Xia and Xu Wei? Tell me, which one did you eat?”
Aunt sugar asked questions continuously.
Lin Hao was so determined that he was deaf that he could not hear anything.
This rascal, aunt Tang smiled angrily and said contemptuously: ”children are debts. Now you understand, you are also a debt owed by your aunt in her last life...”
I'm also the debt you owed in your last life?
Lin Hao was stunned and immediately lost his mind.
Don't you say Jiang Weiyu? Well, it's none of his business again?
I can't figure it out. I don't want to.
After being quiet for a while, he said with a smile, ”just debt. It's good to be aunt sugar's debt.
Yes, aunt sugar, let me tell you a joke! ”
Jokes?
Aunt sugar also came to her senses, and her attention shifted in an instant.
Just thinking of her energy, her eyes were alert again: ”don't tell Aunt it's a turtle rabbit race again!”
”Tortoise and rabbit race?” Lin Hao was stunned: ”what turtle and rabbit race?”
”Are you sure not?” Aunt sugar is also surprised.
Lin Hao shook his head: ”of course not. Do I look like such a naive person?”
Aunt sugar grinned and said nothing.
Lin Hao smiled and began to tell a story.
”I forgot what it looked like from there, probably.
Raising children is like launching a satellite.
It takes years of hard work to carefully ensure the correctness of every detail and data, and then keep alert to the possibility that the satellite will deviate from its orbit.
Finally, the satellite was launched successfully.
Then, the satellite disappeared into the vast outer space, leaving only some weak signals sent back regularly or irregularly.
Didi Didi, living expenses
Didi Didi, living expenses
Didi Didi, living expenses