Chapter 809 (1/2)
In the face of sudden strangers, a group of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas look at me and you. No one knows. The Guanyin Bodhisattva in Taiyi has a sense of closeness for no reason.
But she searched her memory, but she didn't find out half of the relevant memory, so she could only attribute this closeness to the fact that the visitor was too handsome to her appetite.
It's just that the Buddha abstains from color. Guanyin Bodhisattva mistakenly thinks that his spring heart is sprouting. He doesn't dare to talk to him at all. He can only bow his head and recite the free Heart Sutra to calm his mood.
She had no idea that the intimacy came from Mr. Pan's three wives.
After marrying three Guanyin from different worlds and obtaining the sincerity of the three Guanyin, Mr. Pan naturally has an atmosphere that can make Guanyin from other worlds feel close.
Now, Mr. Pan can also achieve the effect of + 1000% meeting popularity without Duan Xiaoxiao, Ah Mei, or Yan Feier going out to hook up with Guanyin in other worlds.
The Tathagata Buddha looked at the honey flushed Guanyin, turned his head and cast his eyes on Pan Haodong. With a smile, he said, ”I don't know what to call this great sage?”
Pan Haodong said, ”I'm the Lord.”
”It was the presence of the East gentleman. It was disrespectful.” Then the Buddha of the Tathagata said, ”dare you ask your friends, what's important to come to the important place of Buddhism?”
”When I sealed Huanxi heaven just now, Huanxi heaven tore space and wanted to escape into Buddhism, so I wanted to ask you for an explanation.”
Pan Haodong narrowed his eyes, smiled at the corners of his mouth, and his tone was very flat, but there was a smell of questioning Buddhism.
”Er...”
The Tathagata Buddha looked confused and forced: ”happy day is clearly a panic. What does it have to do with my Buddhism?”
”The king of hell is called Huanxi heaven. There is a Huanxi Buddha in Buddhism. Dare you say it doesn't matter?”
Pan Haodong's eyes gradually sharpened and slowly glanced at the happy Buddha. Ah Mei just said that the happy day is the evil thought of the happy Buddha and the devil formed by integrating the origin of hell.
Rejoicing Buddha, in order to become a Buddha, cut off evil thoughts and throw them into hell, leaving behind such disasters. Don't you be busy in vain if you don't ask the Buddha for guilt and ask for some benefits.
“……”
The joyful Buddha was stared down and felt guilty.
The Tathagata Buddha sighed, ”Hey ~ ~ how friendly! Happy day is really happy with the demon God inadvertently created by the Buddha. For thousands of years, our Buddhism has been trying to make up for its mistakes, but it's a pity that we haven't been able to get it. ”
”Today, the joyful day is sealed by Taoist friends. Taoist friends should come to ask for guilt this time.”
”Yes, the attitude of admitting mistakes is very good. I appreciate you.”
Pan Haodong smiled and said, ”but one said, I helped you Buddhism. Should you return something to me?”
I'll be good!
How dare you blackmail Buddhism.
Besides, it's blackmail in public.
All the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Vajra Arhats and so on who responded looked at each other angrily.
Of course, there are individual exceptions.
Needless to say, everyone must have guessed that Guanyin is right. She not only doesn't have anger, but feels that the other party is very domineering
”What Taoist friends said is very true.”
”Gaye, take the great gold bowl of the teacher.”
The Tathagata Buddha was quite reasonable. After a little silence, he turned back and ordered disciple Kaya to go to the treasure house to get the Da Luo Jinpeng. The Da Luo Jinpeng was named ”Da Luo”. It sounded very powerful, but in fact it was very general.
If you really want any powerful magic weapon, you won't put the treasure house in the dust. You've already taken it with you.
”Wait a minute.”
Pan Haodong stopped Gaye: ”Tathagata, I'm not a Buddhist. Your great golden Buddha is useless to me. I need divine fire, red lotus industry fire, Du Tian divine fire, samadhi true fire and so on. Just give me some of each. ”
“……”
The Tathagata Buddha drew the corners of his mouth.
These divine fires, if there are Buddhists, can smile and blossom at the corners of their mouths, and have a little of everything.
Really think Buddhism is a good hall?
I won't give it to you!
”Dongjun, don't deceive people too much!”
Maitreya, who is always smiling, glared at each other.
He seemed to ignite the fuse. Happy Buddha, Manjusri Bodhisattva, Puxian Bodhisattva, Kaya venerable, etc. burst into yelling and scolding one after another.
”Child arrogance!”
”Ignorant madman, how dare you cheat my Buddha.”