Chapter 99 - Toys R Us (1/2)

I immediately flicked the unreasonable woman on the head. Hard. Despite having gone through this several times already in the past she still fell prey and ended up slightly knocked back, glaring at me the moment she recovered.

I sent her my own, and let me tell you it was a helluva lot colder.

”Woman, I'm a goddamn genius overpowered xianxia harem isekai comedy protagonist. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence. I recreate the secret techniques of ancient Royal families through nothing but sheer spunk. I don't need to go out and f.u.c.k every random woman on the street just to get stronger. I can probably bullshit my way to eventually become the goddamn immortal god-emperor for life of this whole f.u.c.k.i.n.g universe if I wanted to--though who the hell would want that anyway?--so don't you go telling me to cheat on you for such a crappy reason. Have faith in my god-tier plot fortress, okay?”

This girl is too much of the self-sacrificing type. If you don't put her in her place she'll go martying herself for you all willy-nilly without a second thought. Nah, big bro don't condone that shit.

”Acting like telling me to go do that isn't tearing you up inside, hmph. You really thought I'm that insensitive? No way would I agree to that.” I scoffed.

Vera snapped at me. ”What do my feelings matter when you're being hunted by Angels and Goddesses? Worry about yourself first before others!” Her eyes shone brightly. I thought I spotted the faint glimmer of unshed tears. ”Why do you always have to talk nonsense? Why can't you just take things seriously? I hate when you do that. Don't you get it? What am I going to do if you get caught by them? I'd never see you again. Never. Is that what you want? If it's not, then focus! I told you, I don't care what you have to do. Just stop saying all these nonsensical lines and put in a little effort to stay with me.”

I nodded. ”I'm obviously gonna do my best there. But in my own way. Cheating on you just isn��t gonna be my first choice.”

She turned her back to me. ”I swear, you're always so unreasonable! I want to just hit you.”

”How about a rough kiss instead?”

”Quiet! I'm mad at you.”

” ...For wanting to be faithful to you?” I felt my lips twitch.

”If you really loved me, you'd cheat for me.”

I really don't know what's wrong with this chick! She obviously hates it, but still wants me to stick my d.i.c.k in every Jane, Daisy and Hannah I see. I have other options first, okay?

For example, all the constant notifications I keep getting.

[Origin points obtained (satisfaction) (joy): 0.5 (Nahria)]

[Origin points obtained (satisfaction) (joy): 0.5 (Sahriel)]

[Origin points obtained (satisfaction) (joy): 0.5 (Grey)]

[Origin points obtained (satisfaction) (joy): 0.5 (Melissa)]

[Origin points..]

[Origin…]

[You have obtained enough points to unlock the Origin Store]

I didn't yet read into what these points are, but I'm not brain dead so I could guess what they're used for. Weird though, what kinda system is this exactly? Certainly don't look like a game system.

As for why I'm receiving points, I assume I'm getting these because of my clone. He must be working hard. Good boy. I'll have to check out this Origin Store later on, see if it's worthwhile.

]”You're so impatient. ”

”And you're too lax. Do you think you have the time to slowly build strength?”

”I mean probably.”

”Probably isn't good enough for me.”

”Alright, fine. F.u.c.k 'em with me then.” I proposed.

”...What? What?” She repeated, clearly at a loss. She pulled at her ear, unsure as to if she heard me right.

”If you have s.e.x with these women with me, I'd do it.”

”You can't be serious.”

”We're a couple. We should do this stuff together, otherwise it aint right.”

”Are you legitimately insane?” She blinked at me, eyes wide with wonder.

”I mean yeah. Totally.”

”Ah…” She realized the truth of the matter and sighed.

”So?”

Vera's face slowly turned red. ”I don't think I could...no, I definitely....”

”What, is it embarrassing?”

”Obviously! Such a stupid question.” She looked like she wanted to bite my head off.

Feeling smug at my little plan working, I was just about to gloat about how her idea was equally ridiculous and so she shouldn't be asking me for something so unreasonable herself, when, wouldn't you know it, the woman continued.

”But if that's the only way you'd agree….okay.”

”Huh?”

She brought a finger to her lips and bit down before going on, seeming to gather her courage. ”It's not right for me to ask something so unreasonable, I know that. I don't want it to seem like I'm not also willing to go through hardsh.i.p.s for you. I'm asking you to do something you don't want. I should share your burden, too. We're a couple, right? So...we should do this together. Isn't it just a little bit of embarrassment? I told you this is the fastest way. If it means you'll go through with it, I can handle feeling a little shame.”

I wanted to cry. Vera's being too good for all the right reasons but in all the wrong ways! I really didn't think she'd turn this around on me.

I then noticed Cory rushing back, followed closely by Helena.

”Let's talk about this later.” I had no intentions to ever talk about this again.

Vera nodded, also sensing the girl's approach. But I don't know, something about the way she was looking at Helena just then made me uneasy.

”Actually…” Vera started off slowly, continuing her measuring stare, ”I think perhaps you won't have to become a he-s.l.u.t after all, Young Master. Now that I think of it, quality is best after all.”

”Please don't tell me you're thinking of--”

”Do you think she's a v.i.r.g.i.n?”

”I don't give a single flying fu--”