Chapter 90 - The Candyman Can ‘Cause He Mixes It With Love And Makes The World Taste Good (1/2)

”I see. ” Was all Vera said. Whether she knew what Milly said was true or if she thought the sword was mistaking me for someone else was unknown. The way she kept calling me Papa, I knew, had led people to certain misunderstandings. Either they thought it was me telling her to call me that or they believed the sword mistook me for someone else.

While their conversation went on I was on trying to calm my raging heart. First my roof, now my dark past as a goddamn man-s.l.u.t who dares pork even his own daughters rears its ugly head.

I'm still more upset about my roof, though.

”Sister Vera, excuse me. I have to kill sister Grey now.”

Mary stepped into the discussion with a, ”I don't think that's a good idea. The Fae Queen is already a challenge. Let's not anger an Archangel too. If you two are sisters then perhaps we should even work together, no?”

”...Hmph! Milly never gets to have any fun.” The sword sulked.

”Well hold up now....she tore up my roof.”

Wait. But she IS my daughter. So…

I took another look at the destroyed ceiling.

”This isn't murder. It's sending her to heaven.” I said, hoisting Milly and putting her over my shoulder with all the righteousness of a man trying to protect his investments.

And isn't that a wonderful thing? Yeah. And you know, technically she's not strictly MY daughter...I can't even remember that life at all.

Which means I'm NOT a daughter diddler. That's the other guy. Okay? F.u.c.k you.

”If you get involved too the entire place is going to become a ruin. We were already holding back in consideration, you know?” Sera warned.

I had to admit that may have been true. These femme fatale powerhouses could easily wreck my humble abode without even trying had they fought a bit more carelessly. Especially this little Flame Belle here. I knew well how destructive she could be.

”A man can't even kill in his own home without it becoming an unrepairable heap these days. What's the world coming to?” I muttered.

I noticed the Angel-possessed Yesmina float down from the sky just then. Soft, incandescent feathers fell. ”If I fix it, will you be happy?”

She stared down at me with her intense amber eyes and slowly descended until she was right in front of me. For some reason no one else reacted to this. In fact, their presences grew fainter by the second as numerous soft golden rays caused the whole room to flare up with a blinding brilliance. They were vague shadowy figures now, Vera and the others, and it was hard to look away from her.

The system sent a notification I didn't pay attention to.

The woman didn't make any movement that hinted at a spell and I felt no mana flowing. Yet even so, the various damage caused by the fighting began to fade. It was like a mirage shimmering out of existence. In place of the destruction was a new and pristine interior. Even the roof returned.

In mere second all evidence of battle disappeared.

I sent out a low whistle of appreciation.”Now that's what I call a convenient ability.” I snapped my fingers. ”Nice job!”

A serene smile lit her entire face while she silently took in my praise.

”Showoff.” Milly disdained.

Grey ignored her. ”Reward.” She said.

”Hm?”

Her somber, pleading gaze rammed into me. ”Reward.” The girl repeated in an almost tragic plea.

I raised a brow. Simple one, isn't she? And here I thought she was some bad apple.

Having had much experience in this area I knew exactly what she wanted. I laughed throatily and placed a hand on her head. ”Good girl. ” I patted her indulgently.

She stood there motionlessly for several seconds. I thought she was just enjoying herself, but the way she swatted my hand and frowned proved me wrong. ”...The hell is this shit?” She cussed irritably. ”Take off your pants, Papa.”

I wanted to cry.

”F.u.c.k off!” I swore.

Good girl my ass. She's just after my Johnny!

The illusion of light and Angel feathers broke apart. I'm not sure what the purpose of it was, but it certainly didn't do anything to me that I knew of.

”You broke it.” The woman's tone said she didn't understand. ”Ah. Did you want them to watch? Or join?”

”Young Master!” Vera rushed at me. ”Are you alright?”

”I'm fine. What happened?”

”I'm not sure,” Vera replied hesitantly. ”I think she took you into a separate space for a bit. You two just disappeared.”

I basically understood just then. ”This crazy little…”

She took us into a pocket space or some shit for private happy end time. What. The. Hell. No wonder I could barely see everyone else.

How'd she do it? Wish I could use that. Seems pretty useful for a lot of things. I turned my attention to the notifications from the system, and lo and behold I was right.

[You have entered a pocket space]

[After having experienced the skill 'MInor Void Manipulation' and using your extreme comprehension capabilities, you have learned a unique form of Minor Void Manipulation exclusive to your class.]

[Void Manipulation skills of the same level cannot hold you. You have broken out of the pocket space]

[The skill 'Pimp Space' has been learned]

[Pimp Space: Create a customizable environment 225 square feet in size. The time it takes to train bitches is halved while within this space. You take up no room in the outside world while within Pimp Space and people outside of the Pimp Space cannot see or touch you unless willed. Pimp Space is the ideal skill for public humiliation and exhibition play.

Pimp Space has no cooldown but consumes 100 units of energy per minute.]

Of course. Every other protagonist gets the ever-useful storage space, but I get a damn perv station. How the hell am I gonna use this? Is there a point? The heck does it mean to train bitches? I ain't about to start whorin' people out.

What energy, though? It doesn't say. I would assume I could choose what kind of energy to use, then?

[An infinite source of energy has been detected within the Player. Updating skill. Update complete]

[Through the existence of the Player's Dragon Heart, Pimp Space has been upgraded to the skill Pimp Domain]

Oh what now?

[Pimp Domain: Through the use of a continuous source of energy, the Pimp Domain will grow until it reaches the level of a super-large realm. You are now the Domain Lord of this fledgling realm and can rename it as you wish anytime during it's infant stage. Note that the name of this realm will affect it's nature and cannot be changed a second time either during or after it's infant stage. The mixture of energies flowing from the Domain Lord to the newborn Domain will also affect the nature of all creatures born from within the Domain.]

[After the infant stage is complete you may enter the Domain at will and place doorways to the realm anywhere you wish. You may also destroy these doorways at will]

Okay…

[A great life-giving power has been detected within the Player. Life within your newborn Domain will appear at a faster rate and their evolutionary process will also be accelerated]

I have no idea what the hell is even going on anymore. How the hell did I end up with my own realm? I already got Sera for that, now out of nowhere I got another? Domain Lord...honestly…

Qin Lie didn't get his own realm until well over a thousand chapters in and I already have two without even trying.

What's next?

”Minnie!”  F.u.c.k.i.n.g really?

Just as I was thinking shit can't get any crazier, Dolly comes barreling in through the front door fully decked out in a maid outfit. No, you aren't reading wrong. Dolly, in a maid getup. Running through the short hallway, past all the women wanting to throw down for a piece of my tight little tush, and shouting excitedly for Minnie. As soon as she was just a couple feet away from the woman she fell to her knees and slid into a dogeza

The first words out of her mouth were, ”Greetings, Minnie-sensei!”

”E-Eh?!” Poor Minerva, like me, had not the faintest clue what was happening. Same for everyone else.

Everyone stood in place awkwardly. Sera's hands were engulfed in fire as she prepared to hurl flames at Chef Milf. Chef Milf summoned a crystalline sword that twinkled with a beauty as enchanting and deceptively deadly as herself. Vera and Mary hadn't put those damn roots away. Becks--still holding my hand to her b.r.e.a.s.ts-- had ice spikes pointed at basically everyone except me and Bubbles had a clone by her side with Bubbles Prime holding a blue spear made of suspiciously familiar material.

Dolly ignored all of that and only looked up once to say, ”Cakey? Woah, you changed a lot!”  To the possessed Yesmina.

”Dolly, we're kinda in the middle of something…” I coughed. ”What do you want? What's with this Sensei nonsense?”

She smiled triumphantly. ”Oh, Day...I found it. The method that traitor used to lead you astray.” She took out a book from her apron's pocket and held it aloft. I almost imagined it giving off it's own light.

The book's title read, ”Maid In Heaven volume 1: Hold me closer, Master.”