Chapter 88 - You Are A Pimp (pt. 1) (1/2)
[Welcome to Love Orgy Online.]
I read the words with a surge of discontent welling in my heart. Motherf.u.c.ker. What do you mean, ”Online”?! I'm in a goddamn multiplayer now? What's next, loot boxes?
You can't turn an Otome Game into an effing MMORPG. The sixth game was good enough, why the hell is it online now? What is this shit? No, seriously, who funded this? It was the p.o.r.n industry, wasn't it? A name like Love Orgy, if it becomes an online multiplayer it can only become an eroge.
Fine, forget that a moment.
What's up with my status screen?
[Name: Damien Claybrook (Okeanos) (Christian C.o.c.kswell) (???) (???)
Level: 99
Class: ???
Job: Chef
Strength: 2,000 Stamina: 1,800
Agility: 1,800 Intelligence: 2,000
Dexterity: 50,000 Persistence: 100,000
Dignity: 20,000 Indomitable: 100,000
Charm: SSS+ Courage: 5 ~ 100,000,000
Demonic power: 100,000 ~ 500,000,000,000 (sealed) Divine power: 30,000 ~500,000,000,000 (sealed)
Stat points: 297
Race: ???
Title:
Title: Star of Calamity
*You cause ruin and chaos wherever you go.
Title: Big Bro Has Drugs
*You own copious amounts of drugs
Title: Weed Warrior
*The incredible powers of all psychedelic herbs are at your command. When taken into your body, they imbue you with all the powers of a stonie.
*Gain 20 temporary stat points upon getting high
*Stat points can be used to upgrade any stat but your stats will return to their original value once you lose your high
Title: Plant Lover
*Affinity with all plant-type creatures rises at an exceptional pace
Title: Sister Fister
*You had s.e.x.u.a.l relations with your own sister(s)
*Affinity with all your sisters rise at an exceptional pace.
*Proceed with caution
Title: Mother F.u.c.ker
*You had s.e.x.u.a.l relations with either someone else's or your own mother
*Affinity with all mothers rise at an exceptional pace
*Proceed with caution
Title: Daughter Diddler
*You had s.e.x.u.a.l relations with your own daughter(s)
*Affinity with all your daughters rise at an exceptional pace
*Proceed with caution
Title: Loved by the Divine
*Max affinity with all female Divine entities
Title: Touched by Death
*You have known Death's loving embrace--figuratively and literally.
*Your experiences wandering the Great Under along with Death's favor have given you unique perspective and abilities.
*You have discovered the weakness at the core of necromancy and have overcome them. All necromantic abilities will display their full potential when wielded.
Title: Lifebringer
*Your body is the wellspring of life, and your soul carries true Divine majesty.
*Giving your blood to living organisms promotes great healing, and perhaps also great change
*Works in tandem with Touched by Death. Using your blood in the creation of Undead will restore their bodies to peak condition.
Title: Soulbroken
*Your soul has been irreparably broken but it's nature does not allow it to be destroyed.
*Works in tandem with Touched by Death and Lifebringer. Imbue an undead with a piece of your soul to awaken it's intelligence.
Title: God of Fertility (sealed)
*Your stamina during s.e.x.u.a.l activities is inexhaustible (sealed).
*+50 affinity with all females (sealed)
Title: Heir to the Asmodian Empire
*You possess a very pure incubus bloodline
*Your stamina during s.e.x.u.a.l activities is inexhaustible