Chapter 10 Proposing To A Queen, Stealing Her Husband pt.1 (1/2)

Author: You may have noticed i didnt actually go into a timeskip as i said i would. After these parts finish i'm gonna finally do that a bit. I'll alsofinally start getting the ball rolling on some of the plot threads i have in mind

New character coming soon: can you guys guess who? Hm? Bet you can. Smart lil rascals.

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Silence.

Yeah. What was that?

I looked at the King in astonishment. Dolly had led us deeper into the castle and straight to a nondescript wooden door. I really couldn't guess thatwhen I said ”most valuable object” she'd sniff out the King himself!

I studied him idly. The man was very pretty. Long locks of golden hair, like Dolly's. But much straighter and finer, with clear green eyes. His face was a total 10/10, all soft curves and straight lines. His crown held back his long hair from getting in the way of his charming face and the gold-black robes have him a very regal appearance.

He didn't look weak. He had a slightly smaller stature than father but his arms and legs seemed to have muscle to them so he wasn't just a face.

As for the Queen, she was even more alluring. Her head of curly dark hair fell in lush waves past her shoulders. She didn't wear a dress, but tight leather pants that accentuated a pair of drool-worthy legs and rear. Her shirt was a deep indigo that fit her loosly. At her side was a fencing sword she was in the middle of taking off.

She was a down-to-earth sort of beauty. A commoner beauty! But she gave off a very noble kind of aura. Gentle, too. What was a milf? This. This right here. Even mother lacked this kind, mellow bearing. Not to mention her bust was also ideal. Not great mountains like mother, but hills you knew were just within reach.

That aside.

The King.

I had no idea that he'd say something so surprising!

There was only one explanation.

”Cat ears?”

”Maid.”

”Nice. Sexy Onee-san?”

”Hogtied.”

”....Schoolgirl?”

”Bloomers!” He bumped his chest enthusiastically.

”Comrade!”

”Damien-sensei!”

The King was a bro! My god, to think my wisdom had reached even the eyes of the King himself!

”C'mere ya dirty rascal.” I chuckled, grabbing the King into a manly hug of appreciation.

”So when's the next part of the series coming out?”

”Fuck you guys like to bug!” I was suddenly enraged. Every time! Every single time! A true masterpiece takes time to create, you know, you leeches!

I noticed that the children, except Dolly who was already used to my antics, were wearing faces like their worlds were just turned upside down.

”Bro...” Charlotte couldn't even finish.

Alex didn't bother to listen to her, either. ”Father, you...”

The Queen gave me a smile. ”So you're the one everyone's getting worked up over, huh? It's nice to finally meet the infamous Black Day in person.” She walked over and held out a hand. I shook it unconsciously.”I'm almost jealous. Lucius talks about you nonstop. You wouldn't be hear to steal my husband away, would you?”

I started to sweat.

”Before that, you're not gonna call the guards, are you?” I blinked innocently, summoning my inner shota.

She laughed. ”No, no.” She waved a hand in denial. ”We already know what went on. Actually we aren't even opposed. That stubborn little girl,” She cut Charlotte a look of chastisement. ”Never eats proper food. It's her luck to be picked up by the Kingdom's youngest culinary genius, eh? Maybe you'll be able to make her eat something other than those damned soups!”

What? She knows about that too? I haven't been called that in years.

It was a bit annoying. I mean it's not my fault the world here was behind the times. I don't care to be a chef at all.

”Maybe you can call off the guards then. I'm pretty sure they want my head on a spike.”

”Tsk. They don't dare.” The King muttered.

”Hm? What do you mean?”

The Queen answered for him. ”You've never wondered why you haven't been punished much no matter what you did? Hint: That was this guy.” She jerked a thumb to her husband.

”Huh. ” I did think it a little weird, to be honest. I'm not stupid. In fact a lot of my misadventures were just me testing the waters. I wanted to know how much shit I could get away with.

I found that very rarely would any harm befall me whenever I acted unreasonable so I formed a habit of just really doing whatever I wanted.

It seemed it was the King who had my back all this time! Truly a bro!

”So.” The King said. ”Now that I finally have an opportunity, and you owe me a few....would you mind?”

The man took out a leather-bound book from a bookshelf at the far side of the room, then walked back.

On the cover were the words, 'Things My Mother Threatened To Put In My Ass. '

”I especially loved the first chapter. The way Erica decribed her mother's foot...I'd have never known such a great fetish existed if not for that paragraph.”

I nearly let my mouth drop. I saw the Queen wearing a pained smile.

”He's quite easily influenced, this guy.” She explained. ”And he doesn't like to wait for things.”

He's a damned thief, you mean! I've been missing that thing for the better half of a year! I had to write it from scratch ever since it was stolen! Which bastard did you send to take it?!I'll boil their sausage in oil and feed it to Arbok!

And he has the fukken audacity to ask for my signature!

”Anything for a fan.”

I like the cut of your chin, kid. Ya got balls. And being the generous God that I am, I'll allow you to keep them.

In case people haven't figured it out already, I've long since been an accomplished erotic novel writer. Bringing the best stories of Earth here for these sad, deprived souls to enjoy.

Shakespeare? Steinbeck? Orwell? Faulkner? Who're those pansies?

Nah. Ero is what truly brings people together. The tales of Mia, Johnny, Riley and Jordi...those are the guys the world really needs.

And my own understandings into the ways of Ero, as well, are a must.

Needless to say, I became a big hit under an assumed alias. And somehow, I suppose, the King found out my true identity.

As for why he called me ”Sensei” it's obviously because I'd used otherworldly terms in some of the novels I'd wrote just to add a bit of spice.

”Thanks.” The King shook my hand steadily. But I could see the child-like excitment swimming in his eyes.

”It's nothing.” I nodded. ”Besides, it's just a little something to apologize in advance for what I'm about to do.”

”Apologize for what now?”

I paid him zero attention.

Instead I was already standing on one knee in front of the Queen, caressing her hand with two of my own.

”Run away with me.” I implored.

Her ears went red.

”I'll definitely make you a satified woman. Come, my Queen, let us embark on a new journey of love and passion!” I kissed the back of her hand. Like a gentleman.

”...Exactly how satisfied we talking about here?” She asked curiously.

I merely smiled, giving a small, suggestive lick of my lips.

”Well then.” She coughed, clearly embarrassed. ”That's quite...well...hmm...”

”Mother!” Alex shouted, terrified. ”My gods, you can't really be considering this nonsense!”

”Dana!” The King also shouted, clearly scandalized.

The Queen shrugged. ”Hey, he's cute, alright? Calm down. Jeez.”

”He's a child!”

”Yeah well that's never stopped your from eyeing the pretty young maids.” She countered.

”Girls these days mature fast, alright? That's not my fault.”

”Double standards much?” She raised a brow.

”You can't be serious. Even if it's Damien-sensei, he's way too young. I can't allow it.”

”Like I said, calm down. I'm not REALLY thinking about it very much, okay? Though in five years who knows? This Queen in patient. And shouldn't you be happy your wife is still so desirable?”

They have a good relationship, these two.

”A no then?”

”Hm? Oh, yes. No. Sorry, kid. You're not quite at the level of being a true wife-stealer yet. But I have faith in your future prospects, don't be too discouraged. Try again in few years and we'll see what happens, okay?”

”D-Dana...”