Chapter 140 (1/2)

Warning: Chapter 140 has polygamy references and may cause some readers distress.

'The heavens' crying because of me,' Yuan Gun Gun said.

'Oh please,' Long Liu Bao said. 'If it's raining it's because the heavens' peeing.'

'Then the heavens' lightning bolts are striking the ground because they're angry on my behalf,' Yuan Gun Gun said.

'Oh please,' Long Liu Bao said. 'The heavens' lightning bolts are accidental farts.'

'Then the heavens' hailing on that hateful man on behalf of me,' Yuan Gun Gun said.

'Oh please,' Long Liu Bao said. 'The heaven's hailing because it's their number twos.'

Yuan Gun Gun had enough. She turned around and glared at her laughing friend.

'Do you actually think the heavens can't control their bladder, farts and bowel?' Yuan Gun Gun asked.

'Gun Gun, everyone has the same three kinds of emergencies,' Long Liu Bao. 'You shouldn't assume the heavens can control every emergency.'

'What a hateful friend you are,' Yuan Gun Gun said. 'Can't you sympathise with me a bit?'

'Your husband at most would pat you two times if he's angry,' Long Liu Bao said. 'His heart would break if his little treasure is in pain. Not like me, I've been given beatings since I was a little girl.'

'Do they break your phone?' Yuan Gun Gun asked.

'What's a broken phone?' Long Liu Bao asked. 'They've broken my laptop before.'

Yuan Gun Gun was grateful Hao Yan Che didn't break her laptop.

'Does your husband threaten to lock you in the bedroom with him if you don't cooperate with your husband?' Long Liu Bao asked.

'Usually he doesn't threaten to lock me in our bedroom with him,' Yuan Gun Gun said. 'He takes me to bed and keeps me in bed with him for a long time. Even if I beg him to spare me, he won't let me go until he's satisfied.'

Long Liu Lang thought Hao Yan Che was a true monster.

'Do they hit you there?' Yuan Gun Gun asked.

'Where?' Long Liu Lang asked.

'You know,' Yuan Gun Gun said. 'On your round place.'

'Do you mean my bottom?' Long Liu Bao asked. 'Yes they've hit my bottom right in front of the servants.'

Yuan Gun Gun sympathised with Long Liu Bao's plight. The Long brothers were too much.

'Does your husband hit your head with his knuckles?' Long Liu Bao asked.