Chapter 101 (1/2)
Jia Lan pushed Ye Xiang away and said angrily, ”they've already fainted. They're going to wake up. It's estimated that they'll have to wait for some time.”
Ye Xiang was speechless for a while, but looking at Jialan's slender legs and the faint smell from her, all this confused Ye Xiang.
He unconsciously climbed up Jialan's body. The next second, ye Xiang felt the earth spinning, and then he was ”planted” on the beach.
For a long time, ye Xiangcai climbed out by himself. He spit out the sand on his head and face for a long time, and there is still a salty smell in his mouth.
Jialan looked at Ye Xiang with a smile and said, ”I was confused before. I let your boy take advantage of the loophole. Now I still want to eat my mother's tofu, that's to die. This is a warning. If you dare to have another time, you will be castrated directly! ”
Ye Xiang tightened his legs and said with a smile, ”I couldn't help but control myself just now. I won't do it in the future, absolutely not!”
When Jialan heard the speech, she suddenly smiled charmingly and held the collar of her clothes with both hands. This is a cardigan training skirt and trousers with buttons in front. At the moment, Jialan is undoing the buttons a little bit.
And ye Xiang looked at it without blinking. Suddenly Jialan pulled away her clothes
Wheezing
Two blood lines sprayed out of Ye Xiang's nostrils. Then ye Xiang quickly closed his eyes and said, ”I don't see, I don't see anything.”
”Hahaha...” Jia Lan's happy laughter came out. ”It's so fun. It's really like what the movie said. Men will have nosebleed when they see things they shouldn't see!”
Ye Xiang opened his eyes and looked at Jialan, who smiled until tears came out. He didn't know why the more than 100 year old Sanxian was so happy.
But now he still looks at how Huang Youliang and others are doing, so ye Xiang doesn't take care of Jialan, but walks in the direction of the first three people leaving.
When ye Xiang found them, he was really frightened. He saw that all three of them were bleeding and unconscious. If they didn't see their chest ups and downs, they would be dead.
”Alas, I'm so badly hurt that I'll waste my pill again!” Then Jialan gave them three more sea blue pills and asked Ye Xiang to give them one.
After that, Jialan took Ye Xiang to chat, and then... Ye Xiang went crazy!
This beautiful LAN probably hasn't chatted with anyone for a long time. No, it should be said that she chatted with her heart and lungs.
Ye Xiang only remembers that at the beginning, Jialan said that she became a loose immortal at the age of 18. Because she was too simple, she was almost cheated several times. Later, the refined pill was often cheated.
In the end, sanxiu in the whole Pacific knows her name. A very simple sanxiu sister can cheat all kinds of best pills from her by taking some fun and delicious ones.
Jialan spoke in detail about this process. For example, during World War II, the United States and Japan fought in the Pacific Ocean, and many sanxiu were forced to leave their islands.
One of them didn't believe in evil and had to ask the Japanese army stationed on the island for an explanation. As a result, he was black and blue with several shells and had to fly away with his sword.
Later, he fled to Jialan's Island and complained to Jialan. Jialan saw his pity and gave him thousands of healing pills.
Before the guy left, he vowed, ”I will never forget the kindness of Taoist friends to save their lives. I will thank you again in the future!”
Yeah!
The guy said and did it. The second time he came, he did bring a lot of good things, but he also brought a group of shameless people.
There are also guys in the orthodox cultivation world, and they all come to ask for something, such as big return pill, Haina pill, King Kong pill and golden body pill
To tell the truth, ye Xiang was shocked when he heard this, because Jialan said that she could refine these pills.
However, later, Jialan simply moved. After all, the sanxiu who was saved by him was like a second dealer. Every time he came, he either ordered pills or brought some inexplicable people.
Annoyed, Jialan chose Yuandun
Listening to others say his own things can be tolerated as an audience, but when Jialan shifted the topic to Ye Xiang, ye Xiang went crazy.
”How many wives does your father have...”
”How did your mother die...”
”I'll go. There are so many heritages. If I say no, it's gone. Why don't you kill them...”
”Your wife's golden elixir was eaten by you. Your cultivation is still so low?”
”Double repair... We were double repair just now! It took you seven days and seven nights for your first double practice... Really or not... Is that great? ”
……
Ye Xiang was asked by Jialan one by one. He had the feeling that a dog could not bite a hedgehog.
There are so many questions about Jialan that ye Xiang doesn't know how to answer them.
Finally, after ye Xiang didn't know how many questions he answered, his eyes began to become dull, his voice was mechanical, his voice was monotonous, and there was no emotion.
”Yes, yes... You guessed right... Hehe... Hehe...”
But Jialan seemed not to see it and still chattered
”You say how the world has become like this. There are so many planes in the sky. I have to be worried when I defend my sword for fear of being hit by a plane...”
”Oh, you said...”
I don't know how long it took, ye Xiang's body and mind were greatly damaged, but Jialan somehow knew to stop.
Because Huang Youliang woke up first, Jialan no longer pressed Ye Xiang, but chased Huang Youliang.