Chapter 3519: Enemy of Iron Fist (86) Fire Pit (2/2)
”You are drunk, Master Captain.”
Jade walked over and snatched Teresa's bottle, ”Don't drink, be careful of your body.”
”I'm not drunk, give it back to me!”
Teresa was like a small beast with a sharp mouth, reaching out to grab it.
But Jade raised the bottle high, Teresa's first form was too short to reach her tiptoe.
Teresa fished for a long time but couldn't catch it, and she cried again: ”This is who I am now. My head has become shorter, my drinking volume has deteriorated, and she shed tears even when she doesn't move, and her emotions and body are more sensitive than before. A hundred times, it's a monster, no wonder Liuli, Princess Axia, and Dragon Girl Hera don't like me. I, I'm a monster!”
”I have traversed hundreds of millions of light years, traveled through thousands of worlds, and have seen countless creatures, but I have never seen such a beautiful monster.”
Jade put the wine bottle on a high place, gently hugged Teresa from behind, soothing the magical girl’s emotions, ”Don’t cry, besides Miss Liuli and Princess Axia, there are many people who like you, even I will fall in love with you.”
”I admit that, who called the **** ‘Witch Gene’ so attractive?”
Teresa gritted her teeth, ”The problem is, those who like me only like ”Magic Girl Teresa” instead of ”Xinghai Cannon King Hante”. These superficial guys only see the appearance, they can't see me at all. Soul, the real me!”
”This is the natural defect of carbon-based life.”
Jade nodded, ”You are destined to be slaves of the skin. Few people can completely ignore the skin and reach the deepest part of the soul.
”However, in my opinion, the fire of your soul, Teresa, is like a burning rose of fire. It is a hundred times more magnificent than its appearance. With the size of the sea of stars, you can definitely find a fateful marriage. Someone will fall in love with the real You-whether you are a male or female, tall or short, childish or mature, smiling or crying, brave or cowardly, as long as you are.”
”Really, really?”
For a moment, Teresa was a little lost looking at the rainbow-colored silver eyes of the emerald.
In the next second, she threw away Jade in annoyance and jumped up.
”Liar, your artificial intelligences are big liars, you know that you choose what people like to say and listen. You, like the boxing champion, will only cheat me, lie to me, and bully me!”
”Yes, strong artificial intelligence is a big liar.”
Jade agreed with a child coaxing, paused, and whispered, ”However, I am still different from the boxing champion.”
”Forget it, you don't have to comfort me anymore, it makes me really like a child who is entangled.”
Teresa took a deep breath, did a few gymnastics, hands on hips, and said loudly, ”This uncle can afford to put it down, so he won't hang himself on a tree, let alone let the colored glaze get tangled and sad. , Since she likes boxing champions so much, and I’m just brother and sister, then I, then I’ll be more vigorous, bless them, bah, just wish Liuli a happy one!
”As for Princess Axia and the Dragon Girl Hera, yes, I saved their lives, but just because of the grace of life-saving, if I force others to fall in love with me, what is the difference between me and Black Jack?
”There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the end of the world, you are right about Jade. My Star Sea Cannon King Han Te is so attractive, and the manliness on his body is almost unstoppable. Even if you become a girl, it will only make it a little more difficult to pick up girls. With a slight improvement, Xinghai is so big, if you look for it with your heart, you will definitely find the true person destined to be, right, hahahaha!”
She laughed loudly and proudly.
”Correct.”
Jade said, ”But I think you shouldn't give up Miss Liuli.”
”Hey?”
Teresa was a little dazed, ”What do you mean, do you want me to stalker, but people don't like me at all, Liuli likes boxing champions, I won't force her, let alone bully her.”
”I didn't want you to win love with a sword. I just hope you can think clearly. If you really think of Liuli as your childhood sweetheart, you can't just watch her jump into the fire pit.”
Jade said, ”It doesn’t matter if she likes others, but she likes the champion of boxing, and the champion of boxing is a...seemingly loyal, but shameless in fact, full of conspiracy and tricks, and especially not responsible, even to see you guys. , You have the heart to let your sister fall into his hands?”
”Yes!”
Teresa stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but furious, ”The boxing champion is indeed not a thing, God knows what nasty means he used to deceive my Liuli!”
”It must be a very dirty method that deceived the feelings of an ignorant girl.”
Jade said, ”Even me, as a kind and a bystander, can't stand it anymore.”
”What to do then, I must remind Liuli to let her see the true face of the boxing champion!”
Teresa said anxiously, ”It doesn't matter if Liuli doesn't like me. I was really not a good thing in the past, but she can't like the champion, this guy is worse than me!”
”It's not easy. You don't understand the horror of our strong artificial intelligence.”
Jade said, ”We have super data processing capabilities, and can instantly read tens of thousands of romantic novels, watch all the literary works about emotions in the history of mankind, and learn all kinds of tricks to deceive emotions.
”More importantly, we don't have the concept of'shame' at all. When we fall in love with someone, we will do everything to get him, completely shameless.
”If your rival is proficient in 10,000 ways to love and is completely shameless, how should you deal with it?”
”Yup……”
Teresa was at a loss, ”It sounds like it is difficult to expose the mask of the boxing champion, so how can I rescue Liuli from the fire pit?”
”Unless, know yourself and the enemy, and win every battle.”
Jade said, ”If you want to defeat the boxing champion, you must first understand the boxing champion, and understand what 10,000 ways such a strong artificial intelligence as boxing champion will use to deceive girls' feelings.”