Chapter 3200: Open and honest (1/2)
Li Yao stopped asking this question at once, scratching his head for a long time without thinking about how to answer it.
”in fact……”
After thinking about it, Li Yao could only say, ”Actually, I didn't leave last night. I stayed here to take care of you, Brother Niu, did you forget?”
”I forgot a ghost!”
Zhang Daniu said, ”I remember clearly, you must have gone, take 10,000 steps and say, even if you really did not leave, stay here to take care of me, and then, you just watched me sleepwalking and watched for four or five. An hour? How else do you know that my **** is always stuck on the chair? This, this is too oozing! Come on, how long have you been here, how did you come in, how do you know how I was in the middle of the night? You, are you really a student at the Normal University?”
”Really, Brother Niu!”
Li Yao said sincerely, ”I'm really...a college student. There is a little misunderstanding in this. Listen to my explanation. I have absolutely no malice. I am here to save you, and I hope you can help me!”
”Take out the student ID and have a look.” Zhang Daniu said.
”What?” Li Yao was a little startled.
”Stop talking nonsense, student card!”
Zhang Daniu stared, ”You sneaked into my house before six o'clock in the morning. I'm so aching and headache. Who knows what you are doing? Who knows if you are a normal university student!”
”I, I didn't bring it, who is all right to bring that stuff?”
Li Yao stammered, ”Besides, I'm not sneaky anymore. I was in a hurry and kicked in. When I came in, I just saw that you were almost crushed by the bookshelf. I saved you. , Brother Niu!”
”Stop this set, who is your'brother'?”
Zhang Daniu looked at the bookshelves that fell to the ground and messed up, and didn't believe him, ”Isn't this what you knocked down just now? Otherwise, how could you know that the bookshelves are pressing on me before entering the door? No student ID , It's okay. Bring the phone number of your counselor or which teacher, I'll call to confirm!”
”This--”
Li Yao didn't expect that Zhang Daniu would become so sharp after being stimulated by his painful ass, ”Too, too early, it's only five or six o'clock, everyone is sleeping...”
”You know it's too early, you broke in and kicked me into the corner?”
Zhang Daniu waved his fists at Li Yao. It seemed that if his thighs weren’t as thick as Li Yao’s arms, he would have rushed to hit someone. “It’s okay if you don’t call the counselor and teacher. Call your classmates. Okay, let them go to the window to take a picture of the campus scenery of the normal university, or let them post the coordinates of the normal university. It’s not difficult, right?”
”Very, very difficult.”
The cold sweat on Li Yao's face and back was rolling, and he didn't know how to deal with it, ”Then what, Brother Niu, no, Teacher Niu, we are the graduating class, the students have already gone out for internships, and none of them are in school.”
”You are in the graduating class, and your classmates are not in school. Your little junior sister's ”Little Rabbit in the Stars” is always not the graduating class, right?”
Zhang Daniu said, ”You can call her and ask her to verify your identity. Of course, it will be more convincing to be able to take a few pictures of the interior of the female dormitory.”
”...”
Li Yao was defeated and completely surrendered.
”Well, Teacher Niu, I can only tell the truth now, but before I can be honest, please believe that I am really innocent, and I am really a loyal fan of your book. I really can't help it. This is the last resort...”
Li Yao took a deep breath and said, ”I, I am not from the Normal University, I am from the Polytechnic University, but my name is indeed Li Yao. This is not a lie. You can verify it!”
”Science?”
Zhang Daniu frowned and said, ”Science and technology are science and technology. What kind of teacher do you pretend to be? Wait, since you are not from a normal university, that ‘bunny in the sea of stars’, and the Science Fiction Association...”
”Yes.”
Li Yao looked at Zhang Daniu sincerely, folded his hands together, and begged for forgiveness, ”There is no such thing as a ‘Little Rabbit in the Star Sea’ or Science Fiction Association, then, that girl, I pretended to be.”
The air freezes for a while.
The atmosphere becomes subtle.
Every word Li Yao uttered was like a strong electric current, swimming between Zhang Daniu's facial muscle fibers and nerves.
The author's expression was angry at first. This was an instinctive reaction to being deceived. Each of his pores opened like a conditioned reflex, as if to spray out steam.
Afterwards, the intense anger turned into a deep loss, and the grievance seemed to be about to cry.
But in the end, when he sorted out the whole thing carefully, he found a more terrifying truth and trembled uncontrollably.
”You, you, you, you are perverted!”
Zhang Daniu kept shrinking back, ”First, he pretended to be a woman to chat with me, and then used the Science Fiction Association's excuse to ask me out to get drunk. In the middle of the night he spied me for four or five hours, four or five hours! You! What do you want to do? No, what have you already done? Come on, what have you done after I got drunk!”
”I, what did I do?”