Chapter 487 (2/2)
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”Brother, are you going to keep a ball python?”
As soon as Yi Qiuyue returned to Ying's apartment, she saw a chubby creature... Probably a lizard running in the living room. It was still tied with something like a can on its tail, so that there was a clanging sound when running.
”Snakes have no feet.”
Molly, who went shopping with Qiuyue, corrected solemnly.
After a pause, she added, ”except Hydra.”
”Why does Molly's example always have some subtle extremes?”
I make complaints about the snake's running deep in the mountains. ”And the ball python means to curl up into balls, which is a fat ball. It's not a single meaning at all.”
As it gets late, the girls who go out to work in Ying's apartment gradually go home.
”Is this the ingredient for dinner?” The cherry path just got home looked at the fat snake and frowned: ”I don't have any research on cooking with lizards. Or braised it. I have some research on braised it, or I can wrap it in clothes and fry it into tempura... ”
As soon as the fat snake heard it, he ran faster with four fat short legs.
And after the dog sister's eyes turned around the fat snake for a few times, she couldn't help chasing after each other's ass
Suddenly, Ying's apartment was in chaos.
Only when Qin Xingyan came back, she silently watched the fat snake pressed by the dog sister under her feet for a few minutes, and then asked Xu Shenxing in a low voice.
”Elder... Why do I always think this thing is a bit like a dragon?”
”Because it's a dragon.”
Xu Shenxing spread his hands and answered quite alone.
”Elder, why do you always like to tell such cold jokes that are not funny at all? How can dragon fat look like this? ” Qin Xingyan looked at the lizard again and shook her head: ”even the western ones don't get so fat, do they? If the dragon on our side really grows like this, my three outlooks will collapse again... ”
Incidentally, the last time the girl saw Jiang Jin's land God collapse, that is, when Laurie the mushroom head looked like a dead housemaid.
Afterwards, it took her nearly a month to convince herself to accept the reality, and successfully hypnotized herself with the statement that ”I practice the fairy way, and incense and fire become God are two departments, and will never become that way”
Because there is still xiaoqiuyue here, Lao Xu won't tell the whole truth, just shrugged.
After that, he spent a lot of effort to make yingxiaodao understand that this thing is not a food material, which avoided the subtle appetizing dishes such as braised dragon meat or Dragon King tempura on the table of Yingxiang apartment.
Working to make money has played a considerable role in improving the life of Ying apartment. At least the dinner is not as poor as before - Ying Xiaodao specially made sumo hot pot.
Because he had a lot of extra income from brother long, Xu Shenxing also extravagantly replaced his usual electric fan with an air conditioner at dinner time.
This made Le ZHENGJING sigh: ”I don't know that this broken apartment has air conditioning!”
Well, it hasn't been turned on for nearly three years. The air conditioner can still be used. It's also leather
When the landlord and tenants of Ying apartment happily ate sumo hot pot on the table and enjoyed the air conditioning, Feilong looked at the things in front of him.
It was a dog bowl with sliced cucumbers in it.
I don't know why there is a spicy strip when the cucumber is shredded. I don't know whether Xu Shenxing thought the color was too plain to put it in for decoration, or whether she accidentally fell in when the dog sister stole the spicy strip.
I miss the Dragon King. When did I eat such spicy chicken!
Fat Dragon almost burst into tears: if not, you can accept even some dog food. Only cucumber is a ghost!
Big black, who was charging next to it, looked at it silently for a moment, and then took out a Nan 0 energy gathering ring: ”do you want some batteries?”
“……”
Suddenly the Fat Dragon had a black line.
I can't live this day!
It bit off a cucumber silk and thought silently while making a crisp chewing sound.
This is hell on earth.
As a great dragon king, you must escape from prison.
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In fact, Lao Xu didn't particularly care about Ao Yi. Instead, he didn't bother to take care of this guy for 80% of the time. He just gave it a bunch of weight loss tasks and left it alone.
But I don't know why, every time Ao Yi is lazy in the dead corner of Xu Shenxing's vision, he will always be caught by him.
In this way, he will naturally get more punishment. Then Ao Yi continues to find ways to lazy in the dead corner, but he is caught again... The vicious circle continues until Lao Xu goes upstairs to rest. Ao Yi has accumulated nearly 40000 push ups and 1300km of running.
If Ao Yi refuses to admit it and does not carry out punishment activities, he will naturally face Xu Shenxing's punishment of ”almost bursting his head”.
After only one day, Ao Yi felt that his brain and brain were condensed to about three times the level of the past because he was pinched by Xu Shenxing. The evidence is that he found that his brain seemed to be a circle smaller than when he first came
Until this time, Ao Yi suddenly realized why his royal brother sent it here to lose weight: because even if it is serious and hard, it can't beat the person who supervised it. As long as the man is a little more serious, he can pinch himself and be Jackie Chan.
Although Ao Yi can see that the mortal has something he attaches more importance to: for example, his sister. Even from the observation of this day, his sister didn't even know that there were supernatural creatures in the world, which should also be the consequence of the over protection of the mortal.
If you suddenly become human and hijack the man's sister, you may be able to force the other party to submit.
However, Ao Yi would not do that: first, his pride as the Dragon King prevented him from doing such dirty behavior; Second, Xu Shenxing's ability to appear in front of him in an instant also makes him afraid - what if he irritates the other party and the guy really pinches his head? Judging from the current situation, even the imperial brother is probably not the opponent of this product.
Just one day together, Xu Shenxing's terrible posture has been deeply engraved in the heart of Ao Yi's youth (relative to the dragon family).
But this does not mean that Ao Yi has given in.
——But I can't run yet!
After half an hour of false sleep and making sure that no one came downstairs, he quietly climbed up the flow management table, opened the window and got out of the window.
Everything went well beyond Ao Yi's expectation.
”Fat man, I'm free!”
As soon as he got out of the security window, he was like a double crowned lizard, standing upright, swinging his two small short legs and running out.
Finally, the round figure disappeared into the alley in the night.
Only the distant barking of dogs added a little sound to the quiet night.
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”Landlord,” Molly, who was playing games in Xu Shenxing's room, suddenly raised her head: ”your lizard ran away.”
”I know.”
Half lying in bed, Xu Shenxing, who fought a tank war with Molly, shook his hand and accidentally blew up his hometown. He bared his teeth and pressed to start again. Then he casually said, ”that guy can't run. My ghost is following it.”
”Why do you do such a thing? Landlord, don't you hate trouble? ”
”Because it's interesting.” Xu Shenxing yawned and replied, ”I've been a little bored recently.”
”Landlord, that's the invincible of the nest.”
”If you are quick, you have it, and if you are slow, you have nothing.”
“……”
”Molly, you just suspended the time, didn't you?”
”Landlord, your illusion.”
”Don't be so serious if you play a game...”
”Wo doesn't want to be said by the landlord.”