Chapter 267 (1/2)
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Li Tao is going to walk behind the big stone with the computer in his arms.
Zhang Yufei said anxiously, ”Tao Zi, what are you doing? What about the data here? Shall we go back and recharge the computer and come back in a few days? ”
Li Tao couldn't help it and said, ”brother Fei, you first smoke here and have a rest. My stomach hurts a little. It's convenient to go.”
Come on, Li Tao quickly hid behind the big stone and began to pull.
The diet in the wild is irregular and not special.
Li Tao has diarrhea.
The special smell floated from the ground, which made Li Tao ”intoxicated”.
The wind is blowing from the big stone net Zhang Yufei.
Zhang Yufei just lit a cigarette and took a deep breath. He smelled a strong scandal.
Zhang Yufei felt that he had sucked Li Tao's special taste into his lungs and felt sick.
”Oh!”
Zhang Yufei quickly avoided the wind and said“ Tao Zi, can you stop pooping so smelly? ”
Li Tao scolded, ”is your shit fragrant?”
Zhang Yufei: ”if you shit, just shit. What are you doing with the computer? It can't be turned on. ”
Li Tao: ”leave it alone!”
After the crackling, Li Tao felt comfortable.
Life this life will get a lot of pleasure, excretion is definitely one.
Li Tao looked at the beach on the ground and fell into meditation.
This... It's hard to digest, and the stool doesn't take shape!
yes!
You guessed right!
Li Tao decided that the way to turn on the computer is to let the computer eat Xiang!
Although the ionizing bacteria can carry out photosynthesis, the current ionizing bacteria can not turn on the notebook due to the power generated by photosynthesis in a short time.
That's the only way!
What is Xiang!?
Although Xiang's taste is heavy, Xiang is also an organic matter and a nutrient.
One quarter of the feces is water, and the rest are mostly protein, inorganic matter, fat, undigested food fiber, residual dehydrated digestive juice, cells shed from the intestine and dead bacteria, as well as vitamin K and vitamin B.
These are all proper organics!
Since biological cells can digest organic matter in food, so can feces.
But this beach, if it doesn't take shape, how can we do it?
The weather is dry and the ground is full of stones.
The things pulled out have been full and soaked into the stone. If Li Tao doesn't take action, his laptop will not only have nothing to eat, but also can't drink soup!
”Madder, bear it!”
Li Tao made a quick decision and immediately opened the battery compartment of his laptop.
He searched his bag. The paper towel had just wiped his ass, and he had no gloves.
You can't have enough clothes. There's no water outside. You have to wear a coat home without accident.
At this time, Zhang Yufei received a call from the foot of the mountain.
”Flying pot, flying pot, you're grasping the child. Did you upload the data to the computer? We need to fix a point on the map. When it's done, say, ”let's go to the next point.”
Zhang Yufei: ”wait, wait, wait, Tao Zi is shit.”
Li Tao knows there is no time.
He quickly signed the used paper from the ground, then gathered the dirt and stuffed it into the computer.
”Oh!”
Li Tao retched as he stuffed.
He's so big that he's never done such a disgusting thing.
The filth is relatively thin, and some of it drips on the shell of the computer, but Li Tao can't care so much.
Most of the Baba was stuffed into the battery compartment of the computer.
Li Tao simply stuffed toilet paper into it.
He closed the battery compartment and smelled his fingers. It was really delicious.
As for laptops, it's even more delicious, just like pulling them out of a cesspit.
Heaven is worthy of those who have a heart.
The battery compartment shows that the battery is charging.
A few minutes later, the computer turned on!
Li Tao make complaints about it: ”fortunately, fortunately, the labor and capital are smart enough!”
Because the computer adopts the PC version of singularity OS.
So after the boot, it is still the picture of Xiaoyuan's assistant.
Li Tao saw Xiaoyuan's voice assistant's face was livid and squatted on the ground all the time.
”What's the matter, Xiaoyuan.”
Xiaoyuan stood up with the big tree beside her. Her face was bad and her body trembled and said to Li Tao.
”Master... Master... I Xiaoyuan have served you wholeheartedly for several days!”
Xiaoyuan was so angry that her chest hurt and said, ”I don't care if you feed me leftovers, melon seed shells and fruit skins these days.”
”Today, today, you... You... You feed me directly... Eat Xiang!”
”Oh!”
Xiaoyuan squatted on the ground and vomited a big beach.
The biological battery and computer are serialized together. There are probes in the battery, which can directly analyze what food the user eats for the battery.
Li Tao is quite embarrassed.
In a hurry, he left the energy block at home and didn't bring it out.
We can only use the leftover organic waste to charge the computer. Now this situation is helpless.
Li Tao was very sorry and said, ”Xiaoyuan, be good! I'm really sorry. I can't help working in the wilderness! ”
”Well, you can bear it. The master will make it up to you when he comes home.”
Xiaoyuan finally breathed and said, ”then I want to eat fruit!”
Li Tao: ”absolutely no problem!”
Xiaoyuan didn't really eat Xiang and feel the taste of Xiang, but the intelligent type of singularity OS, which can make the voice assistant interact with users more intelligently, rather than dry and mechanical chat.
”Tao Zi, are you all right?”
”All right, all right!”