Chapter 579: Sary (2/2)

”Fuck that,” Meadow said. ”I ain't interested in this administrative stuff. See? That's why I didn't want to do this shit.”

Sary chuckled a bit. ”That's what you get for boasting so much,” she said with a smile.

Meadow groaned. ”What was I supposed to do? That dickhead was basically pissing on my head and telling me it's raining. You ever seen this shit?”

Sary laughed. ”Yes, once before.”

Meadow groaned again. ”Right, that guy. At least that guy had the balls to actually fight me in comparison to this weak dickhead.”

The Lightning Ultimate didn't dare to get angry.

Gravis saw this and also chuckled. For a while there, he had felt distant to Meadow. It was like she had been an entirely different being than before. Yet, when Gravis saw the old Meadow return, all his worries disappeared.

”How did you get so good with those weapons?” Gravis asked as he flew closer. ”We practiced some of them, but not to this extent.”

The surrounding beasts were shocked when Gravis approached Meadow this casually. It was one thing when an Ultimate talked to Meadow like this, but Gravis was only a King.

”Oh, wow,” Meadow said sarcastically. ”You think I can only train with other beings? Ya think when you're not around, I just put my head in the earth and wait for dust to gather on my ass?”

Gravis chuckled. ”I mean, your head currently is in the earth,” he said.

Meadow remained silent for two seconds. ”Fuck you,” she said. ”Anyway, I can just make two bodies and make them fight. I'm already perfect with a shield and spear, so I simply made one copy with a spear and one copy with a different weapon. Then, I make them fight each other until the fight becomes even.”

Gravis blinked a couple of times. ”You can do that?”

”It requires a Law, but yeah, I can do that. Combat experience isn't hard for me to gain. Of course, I can't temper myself like this since I won't be in danger,” Meadow answered.

”Meadow,” Sary said from the side. ”Why don't you introduce him to me? Is he your boyfriend?” she asked with a grin.

”Shut the fuck up, Sary!” Meadow shouted. ”Have you seen the guy? He doesn't even have bark nor flowers! What the fuck am I supposed to do with that!?”

”Come on,” Sary said with a laugh as she poked the flower with her tail. ”Introduce us.”

”Ugh,” Meadow groaned again. ”This is Gravis, the guy that I told you about. You know, the guy that told me about these weird connections between the Laws? That's him. Gravis, this is Sary, the Life Ultimate. She is also super intrusive and doesn't know the concept of boundaries.”

Gravis laughed when he heard Meadow's introduction. ”Hello, Sary. Nice to meet a friend of Meadow,” Gravis said with a light, polite bow.

”Hmmm,” Sary hummed with interest as she looked Gravis up and down. Then, she slithered closer until she was around him.

Gravis felt a bit weirded out by Sary's conduct. What's up with her?

”Your scales are beautiful,” Sary said in a husky voice. ”I've also never seen such a perfectly suited body for battle.”

Gravis' felt a cold shiver run down his spine.

”So, are you single?” Sary whispered into Gravis' ear.

”See? No concept of boundaries!” Meadow shouted from in front of Gravis.

Meanwhile, Gravis was wholly weirded out. Right now, the oldest beast in the world, a snake on top of that, was hitting on him.

”Come on, don't be shy,” Sary whispered into Gravis' ear.

Gravis' body shook with discomfort.