Chapter 308: Would You Rather (1/2)

WARNING! This chapter is pretty disgusting. You won't miss anything important if you skip it.

Gravis reached the door to the second trial and opened it. Behind it, he saw a ten-by-ten-meter room. It definitely wasn't big enough for a fighting arena, so Gravis probably wouldn't need to fight. When he saw that, he sighed. ”Oh, boy. Let's see what you have prepared,” he said as he entered.

BANG!

The door behind him closed.

BANG!

Then, a stele appeared in the middle of the room. Gravis looked at it and saw something written on it. ”This trial will offer two choices at a time. The cultivator needs to choose one of the two options and then do what is written on them. After going through five choices, the cultivator has passed the trial.”

Gravis read the words and rolled his eyes. ”So, I basically have to do anything that Heaven wants. This will be greeeaat~,” he said with sarcasm.

Two signs grew out of the stele. After a couple of seconds, words appeared on both of them.

”Die,” Gravis read and looked at the other one, ”die.”

Gravis blinked a couple of times in confusion.

SLAP!

Gravis didn't notice, but the highest Heaven slapped the lower Heaven when the two choices were revealed. What was this shit!?

One of the signs changed from ”die” to ”eat shit.” Gravis blinked again in surprise. Why did the sign just change?

SLAP!

”Eat shit or eat shit,” Gravis read with confusion.

SLAP!

This lower Heaven was really throwing all the Heavens' face.

”Eat shit or kill a baby,” Gravis read.

No slap came this time.

When Gravis saw that the sign didn't change anymore, he guessed that these were the final options. Gravis had already guessed that the highest Heaven had objected to the previous choices. That was the reason why the choices kept changing.

Gravis chuckled. ”So, you either want me to humiliate myself so that you can vent your frustration or make me go against my conscience,” he said. ”You're really like a petty child. You see that you can't do anything against me anymore, so you just want to humiliate me as much as possible.”

Then, Gravis laughed. ”Well, joke's on you. I have eaten shit for over a week once. I'd rather eat shit than go against my conscience. I choose the shit,” he said.

The words on the signs vanished, and a massive pile of shit appeared before Gravis. It, apparently, had been produced by some beast. On top of that, he noticed that the pile of shit was very fresh. It was still steaming.

When Gravis saw that, he only rolled his eyes. Eating shit? What was this in comparison to all the life-threatening danger he went through on his journey? This was, at most, a small inconvenience. Oh wow, he had to eat something disgusting, big deal! Some food even had dung as its ingredient.

”Well, here comes the carriage~,” Gravis sing-songed like he was talking to a baby that he wanted to feed. After that, he opened his mouth wide and used his Spirit to form the pile of shit into one long line. Then, it shot into his mouth. He didn't even taste it along the way since he moved everything to the side as it passed through. When it entered his stomach, he simply destroyed it with lightning. It had never touched his body even once.

CRRRRR!

The Heaven's Trial started shaking. ”Shut up,” Gravis said, ”eating is when you ingest something orally, and it enters your stomach. I am not breaking any rules. It's not my fault that you're too stupid to make a trial.”

The Heaven's Trial still shook like a mighty earthquake was happening, but nothing else happened. Gravis even laughed while pushing the long, brown snake into his stomach. After a minute, he was done. ”Thanks for the meal,” he said with a smirk.

After some more seconds, the Heaven's Trial calmed down. After that, two new choices appeared.

”Kill a baby or go fuck yourself,” Gravis read and even laughed a little. ”Man, you're really a child. Alright, then let me go fuck myself,” he said.

Whoom!

A sphere made out of will and Spirit appeared before him. If he infused it with lightning, it would become a Lightning Bomb. Then, he made it move to his groin and then moved it away again. ”Done.”

CRRRR!

The Heaven's Trial shook again. ”Hey, this will-sphere is another me. My dick entered it, so I just fucked myself,” Gravis said with a smirk. ”Man, you just can't do anything right.”

After another minute of shaking, the Heaven's Trial calmed down again. Then, new words appeared.