Chapter 494: "OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU" (1/2)
Devil's Request: Protagonist Hunt – Liu Yan
Liu Yan is a transmigrator from the modern world, whose soul has been possessing the body of the young lord of the Great Liu Clan. He also inherits a lost artifact of the Player Race, which is currently embedded in his soul.
The artifact gives Liu Yan the power to grow indefinitely without a bottleneck and the power to self-resurrect upon death. However, due to the artifact's waning power, the resurrection ability is limited to once every 10 years.
Liu Yan is currently working as a proxy lord for his clan. He rules over the Blood Orcs and other demon races on the Holy Land Continent to keep them under the Great Liu Clan's thumbs. Because of his large physique, large manhood, and pinnacle bodily odor similar to several rotting corpses, many demons mistook him as a great orc or a descendant of an orc king.
Still, the Player Race's artifact in his soul is a threat to the universe. The Devil wants you to either disable Liu Yan's artifact with your Dao or completely kill Liu Yan. If possible, he also wants you to steal Liu Yan's artifact!
Complete Condition: Fulfill one of these conditions;
- Steal Liu Yan's Artifact and his Heavenly Fate Piece
- Disable Liu Yan's Resurrection Power Permanently
- Kill Liu Yan
Rewards: Devil will upgrade your system.
Failure Condition: Liu Yan survives this match.
Failure Penalty: Devil will be very disappointed.
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The quest was simple, but the quest didn't show Liu Yan's status, such as his growth rate, luck, and plot armor level, which was unusual.
Miaomiao didn't care about the stats at this point. Since the Devil gave him a quest, Miaomiao took this opportunity to remind him about his unpaid quest rewards.
First, the rewards from killing Ling Tianlong hadn't arrived yet. Even the unpaid money from his DaoTube channel should have been transferred to him by now was delayed.
The Devil's credits seemed dubious. Miaomiao complained to him.
'Where are my previous quests' rewards? It has been almost a year.'
Ding
[The Devil is currently busy.]
[Macho Joshua promises that he will do something about the Swan Goddess and her prank.]
'You guys owe me a time-and-space mural. I need the sixth piece and seventh piece!'
Currently, Miaomiao had five pieces of time-and-space murals.
The first one was from Xie Tian, which belonged to a fire dragon, Firecracker.
The second one was from Hopea. This piece's owner was Cernun, but she gave it to him.
The third one was a reward from Sun Wu, who wanted him to kill Ling Tianlong. Sun Wu still hadn't given him the other rewards, though.
The fourth piece came from Nero himself. This metal dragon simply handed it over to Miaomiao when they met.
The fifth one was stolen from Ling Tianlong. Miaomiao found it in his storage ring when they fought in the War Game in front of Siren City.
Miaomiao also had Lu Fengxian's memory and the copied record of another mural piece, but he disliked it. He believed that the book was incomplete.
As such, Miaomiao needed two more jigsaw pieces to complete the big picture.
[The Devil has sent you a message.]
[”I'll definitely give you the sixth piece. However, don't expect me to give you the last one since another protagonist has stolen it from me already.”]
Obviously, that was a lie. Devil gave the last piece to a certain Immortal Clan himself, but Miaomiao and others didn't know.
'Alright. If you say so. Make sure to give it to me after I finish off this… cannon fodder.'
[”Of course.”]
Miaomiao closed the system panels and turned to Liu Yan. He glanced at the fat man's dangling dong and secretly measured the size.
It was huge. The size was comparable to Miaomiao in his Orc King Transformation.
”I must say… as expected of a pseudo orc. You have my respect.”
Karen was disgusted by Miaomiao's remark. She hastened the ceremony, ”Before you two fight, I must remind you of the common rules. Both of you cannot use your artifacts, pills, weapons, soul-bound treasures, pets, familiars, or any item that you bring. Mao Miaomiao, you must first place all your spatial rings, storage rings, your weapon, clothes, and armors to the referee. Both of you must fight while being in your underwear or naked!”
”Well, that's unique… and kinky,” Miaomiao blushed and fidgeted like a virgin young man. He playfully pretended to hesitate and annoyed Karen.
The swan goddess smirked, ”Hurry up and undress!”
”But many people are watching… I'm embarrassed to show my skin.”
”BULLSHIT!! YOU FUCKED SO MANY WOMEN ON LIVE STREAM AND POSTED YOUR CLIPS IN DAOPORN!”
”How did you know?” Miaomiao gasped and took a few steps back. He intentionally shouted, ”HOW DID YOU KNOW DAOPORN? ARE YOU A PORN ENTHUSIASM?! I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED IN PORN!!”
”Of course, I know…”
Karen paused midway. Then, she covered her mouth.
The male spectators dropped their jaws. Some of the men treated Karen as their idol, and they were shocked by the discovery. Many old-fashioned cultivators were also disgusted by the news.
Miaomiao indirectly shamed her in public, and she fell into his trap.
”BASTARD!!”
As soon as Karen had figured Miaomiao's motive, she was enraged. She rushed to him and yanked his robes, tearing them in the process.
Miaomiao shrieked like an innocent maiden. He covered his chest and backed away from Karen.
Many spectators laughed at Miaomiao's reaction and Karen's boldness. They cheered as they wanted to see how Karen ravished the weak mortal.
”DO IT!”
”S3X!!”
”WE WANT SEX!!”
”WE WANT SEX!!”
The crowd began chanting ”WE WANT SEX” in unison as the development was interesting.
”ENOUGH!!”
Karen had enough. She bellowed, and the whole stadium shook.
The people stopped making noises. Yet, they held back their laughter. Only a few die-hard fans of Karen were still shocked by her outburst and behavior.
Miaomiao also stopped messing around. He took off his clothes, rings, Killer Queen, and armor. Then, he handed them to Karen, but he still had the Master of Yin Slave Ring, which was invisible to others.
An elderly man descended onto the stage. He was someone that Miaomiao had met before.
Fang Yanxu!
The Colonel Sander look-alike appeared again. He grinned as he received Miaomiao's items from Karen.