Chapter 492: Saved by the Bell (1/2)
”Let me go, you monster!”
The immortal elder roared and unleashed his Soul Essence and Elemental Essence. His soul domain expanded and covered everything in a radius of 100 kilometers.
The immortal's soul domain intimidated everyone in the range. The spectators suddenly felt nauseous, and they vomited everything in their stomachs.
The immortal's colleagues sensed the poison domain. They covered themselves in Soul Qi to dispel the poison.
Miaomiao also sensed the poison in his body. Even Dion reported the anomaly.
Ding
[You have been inflicted with a Poison Curse.]
[As long as you are under the Poison Curse Domain, you will suffer from a random disease.]
[The Poison Curse's random disease will severe your meridian channels, seal your Qi, or break your dantian if you leave it alone for longer than a minute! Please dispel it as soon as possible.]
Ding
[Your Poison Immunity Passive skill is active.]
[Your cultivation base is weaker than the attacker. Your immunity is weakened.]
[You have partially resisted against the poison. You will drive out the poison through bodily fluid.]
Despite the immunity system skills that he had gotten from random clones, poison element crystal, and his dragon bloodline, the poison curse still got to him.
His stomach churned and he felt dizzy. He felt like vomiting.
Miaomiao took a deep breath and took out a bottle of cold spring water to drink. After gulping a mouthful of it, he felt a bit better.
However, he needed to pee.
Shamelessly, Miaomiao took off his pants and began spraying urine on the beach. Strangely, it was dark green. He felt like he had a urinary tract infection or STD, but every organ inside him was fine.
The urine contained the Poison of the elder. Miaomiao's body naturally eliminated the dead poison out of his body systems. However, instead of getting rid of them through his pores as normal cultivators did, his body system digested them and filtered the unusable poison out through urine.
Fortunately, nobody paid attention to Miaomiao's shameless action as they were busy driving the poison curse out of their bodies.
”MUNYAAAA!!”
BOOM
Meowmeow was enraged by the poison ability of the elder. He tightened his tentacles and slammed the elder around.
He couldn't harm the elder, but Meowmeow managed to disrupt the domain power with his brute force.
The domain shrank and the power was weakened.
Miaomiao recovered first. The spectators and the elder's allies also ate pills and recovered from the poison effect.
While Meowmeow was about to peel the elder's clothes and swallow him whole, majestic voices of a hundred immortals resounded in the area.
”ENOUGH!! STOP FIGHTING!!”
A hundred immortals descended from the sky. Among them, Uriel, Azazel, and Karen were there as well.
Uriel rushed to Miaomiao's side and checked his condition. Upon seeing that Miaomiao had his pants down, he regretted coming down so soon.
”Put your pants on. Don't swing your dick around in public. It's disgusting.”
”… I was taking a piss. Why are you looking?”
”Who in the right mind takes off his pants and pisses in the middle of a crowd, you dumb son of a beach!”
”Oh.”
”Don't OH me. Now, turn around and apologize to all the seniors!”
”But I'm the victim. They are bullying me.”
”Just do it! Do you want to become one of those obstinate protagonists that can't apologize or compromise?”
”… Fair enough.”
Uriel turned to Meowmeow, ”You, too, the child of Mu-Nyang. Let him go, so we can talk.”
Meowmeow stared at Uriel with a deep frown. Then, he looked at Miaomiao.
Miaomiao hand-gestured, ordering Meowmeow to let the elder go.
The cat released the elder and pouted. He shrank to a normal cat's size and returned to a cute catopus. Then, he climbed up and sat on Miaomiao's head, his usual place.
The elder grumbled as he also wanted to continue the fight. Still, with so many immortals and gods around, he didn't dare to act recklessly. He bowed toward them.
”My deepest apologies for causing you trouble, Your Holiness Karen.”
The fat swan, Karen, nodded as she accepted the apology. She turned to Miaomiao and the catopus, ”Care to explain what happened here, Mao Miaomiao?”
”Oh, you know me?” Miaomiao was surprised.
”Obviously, I'm one of your subscribers.”
”Then, you should have already known what happened here if you watch my channel.”
”I don't watch it 24/7 like the other hobo fans of yours.”
Ding
[Many immortals are offended by the Swan Goddess' remarks.]
[Kunwu is fume with rage and accidentally cut his precious bonsai in his garden.]
[Kunwu sent a message.]
[”Who are you calling a hobo, you depraved goose-wannabe swan?!”]
”…”
It seemed like this swan might not live long because of her foul mouth.
Karen continued to press for Miaomiao's explanation, ”Speak! If you don't speak, I'll ask the others!”
One of the guards suddenly intruded on the conversation. He raised his hands and tried to speak. Unfortunately, his eardrums were still damaged, and he spoke too loud.
”THIS MAN INTRUDES OUR CONTINENT, YOUR HOLINESS! WE WERE APPREHENDING HIM, BUT HE RESISTED!”
”Shut up! Who is asking you?!”
The swan honked at the soldier, and the latter was disintegrated into dust. The condensed soul dantian of the poor man dropped on the sand along with his armors, treasure spear, and spatial rings.
Miaomiao didn't miss those. He secretly manipulated his dark element Qi to extend his shadow toward the orb. The long shadow reached it, and all items sank into Miaomiao's system inventory.
A precious soul dantian of an 8th-stage cultivator might be useful. Miaomiao kept everything to himself.
While Miaomiao was looting the items, he attracted everyone's attention by confessing.
”I've just arrived here on this continent, but those men stopped me. I told them my name, my affiliation, and my purposes, but they suddenly attacked me.”
Karen glanced at the other guards, ”Is that true?”
The guards shook their heads, ”No, Your Holiness. He attacked us first!”