Chapter 439: Timeline? (1/2)
'You aren't very impressed, do you?'
”Why should I? I'm used to it.”
The deadpan expression of Miaomiao discouraged the demon tree from teasing the gang. It sighed, 'You're no fun. I thought you would be shocked to the point that you would kowtow to me and beg me for mercy.'
”Judging from the earlier antics you did, I can kinda guess what your character is. Well, since you want to teach my wife, you might as well teach her husband about things. I'll just sit here and listen to you quietly.”
'You're quite shameless for a former human.'
”Being shameless can get you far. Being timid will get you nowhere.”
'True.'
The demon tree and Miaomiao hit it off despite being strangers, which confused Kang Yan.
Miaomiao and the demon tree had fun messing with each other for hours before Miaomiao decided to stop. He glanced at his system notification panel, where his live viewers reacted to his action.
[Macho Joshua suggests that you shouldn't leave Kang Yan with the demon tree.]
[The Devil disapproves the demon tree.]
[The Monkey King believes that you shouldn't trust the demon tree.]
The three big shots disapproved of this OHUHU tree for some reason, which made Miaomiao curious.
He thought to himself, sending a message to his high-tier subscribers.
'If anyone can tell me who Swan Goddess what the background of this world is, I'll fulfill one request of that person.'
Ding
[The Devil is happily raising his hand.]
[The Monkey King eagerly raises his hands and stands up.]
Two customers picked the bait. However, an uninvited guest also appeared.
Ding
[The Swan Goddess has subscribed to your channel.]
[The Devil pulls back his hand.]
[The Monkey King whistles while he feints ignorance.]
[The Sun Crow laughs at the troublemakers.]
[OG-Buddha prays for the Devil and the Monkey King.]
”???”
The reaction of the Devil and other dao gods seemed suspicious. It was as if that they were afraid of the Swan Goddess.
Ding
[The Swan Goddess is not happy to see you and OHUHUHOHOHU together.]
[The Swan Goddess hopes that you won't leave him alone with your wife.]
The first impression was everything, and this Swan Goddess had already ruined it. Miaomiao didn't like her since she already showed a sign of trouble.
First off, why did she imprison this tree demon if he was one of her familiars?
Secondly, if she was the creator of Heavenly Goose Planet, where had she been when all the messes occurred a few months ago?
And lastly, how strong was she? Why were the Monkey King and the Devil nervous when she showed up?
Also, Cernun's cryptic warning was still in Miaomiao's mind.
[Appreciate the help from dao gods, but don't trust them.]
With all those factors, Miaomiao couldn't trust the Swan Goddess!
He stared at OHUHU, ”What did you do to get imprisoned like this? You said you were once a servant of this world's creator. What is the issue?”
The demon tree looked up, reminiscing of his past.
'I was crazy back then.'
”What did you do? Did you take your master virginity or something?”
'Actually… Yes. When I gained my sentience, emotion, and conscience, I had sex with my master… Rather, I violated her senseless.'
”…”
Miaomiao and Kang Yan facepalmed.
Miaomiao changed his mind. The tree demon deserved it, and the Swan Goddess had a legit reason to imprison it here.
He had explored enough internet to know what this demon tree had aimed when he seduced Kang Yan.
OHUHU read Miaomiao and Kang Yan's expressions. He complained, 'But she tempted me first! She kept rubbing her body parts with my short lower branch and wet it with her bodily fluid! I thought she wanted the D!!'
[The Swan Goddess denies the accusation.]
[The Devil sneers at the Swan Goddess.]
[The Monkey King sneers at the Swan Goddess.]
Yup, these three seemed to have a history together, judging from their reactions.
Also, Miaomiao figured that the Swan Goddess might have used OHUHU as a masturbate tool when she was young. He understood why she was offended.
”Forget what I asked. I'll be leaving. Kang Yan, let's leave this place before he violates you, too.”
Kang Yan repeatedly nodded and walked away from the room.
'Wait! WAIT!! TRUST ME!! I SWEAR THE GODS, I HAVE NO INTENTION TO DO ANYTHING TO YOUR WIFE!! PLEASE STAY!! YOU CAN STAY, TOO!! I'LL GIVE YOU MY TREASURES!!'
Miaomiao and Kang Yan rolled their eyes. The latter walked toward the moss wall to leave while Miaomiao tried to haggle for more bribery.
”How much will you give us? What's your goal?”
'I need to do a million good deeds to be forgiven for my past sin! One good deed can lessen my prison term by one year! I have only finished 21,725 good deeds so far, including the time I kicked the assess of those intruders. But I need to complete more! Please… let me help you.'
[The Swan Goddess suggests that you leave him alone to suffer.]
”…”
Kang Yan and Miaomiao looked at each other. Both of them smiled as if they could read each other's minds.
They spoke in unison, ”Tell me what you can give us.”
[The Swan Goddess is disappointed in you.]
[The Swan Goddess has shut down the inter-realm transaction of Heavenly Goose Planet for a year as a punishment for messing with one of her homeworlds.]
[No soul stone, DaoPorn Income, or DaoTube income can be transferred to you while the inter-realm transaction is closed.]
Miaomiao shrugged. Although the goddess temporarily disabled his passive income, he was not mad.
After all, he had ANOTHER source of income from his Isolation Training Space.
”Show me what you can give us.”