Chapter 405: Method Not Allowed (1/2)
Miaomiao glared at Fang Yanxu, ”You're too unreasonable. You think it's fair to match me against a 9th-stage cultivator?”
Fang Yanxu scoffed, ”Unreasonable? My verdict has always been fair, logical, and just! I have an attorney license, mind you. You easily defeated many nascent soul cultivators and two soul physique cultivators. Putting you against a 9th-stage cultivator is obviously reasonable!”
”BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! You're saying you are just!? Yeah, right. You JUST want to kill me! Why don't you JUST do it yourself if you JUST want me dead so badly!?”
”Ha! I don't know what you're talking about. Don't accuse me without proof, or I'll punish you according to the Yama Constitution. You can't accuse, badmouth, hinder, interfere, or stop the officers of Yama and Samsara on duty! Whatever I said is the law!”
”Jesus Christ. You're beyond help. Even cliché villains from web-novels are more likable than your bullshitery. Do you know that you're being watched? I'm a DaoTuber, and I'm live-streaming at the moment. Many gods can see what you're doing.”
Ding
[Anonymous Devil is sending your live stream video clips to Samsara.]
[OG-Buddha frowns at Fang Yanxu's distorted logic and injustice.]
[One of Sun Crow's inhabitable planets has been burnt to ash due to the Sun Crow's fury.]
[The Monkey King accidentally rips Play Monkey Magazine Vol. 1967 due to his anger.]
[Kunwu's killing intent scares several of his vessels on his planet.]
[Tilted Hongjun is tilted. He has just drunk a cup of lamp oil, thinking it was a cup of tea because of his frustration.]
[Macho Joshua is busy writing something to a giant notebook in his library. He mutters as he writes, ”No forgiveness to this fool.”]
[Many immortals want to punch Fang Yanxu in the face.]
[Your viewers are filing the complaints to Samsara.]
As Miaomiao had just said, the gods were dissatisfied with Fang Yanxu's decision. It was a matter of time before this immortal would get into trouble.
Meanwhile, Fang Yanxu couldn't see Miaomiao's system screens. He simply pretended to be mad and rushed the fight as his instinct cried that he didn't have much time left.
”Stop wasting my time. Get on the stage and get this over with! I need to go somewhere else soon.”
”Oh, really?”
Ding
[Macho Joshua has confirmed the location of the nearest members of the Trumpet Alliance.]
[Macho Joshua has given them permission to enter Heavenly Goose Planet.]
[Macho Joshua has warned you.]
[”Look down and close your eyes, now.”]
Miaomiao glanced at his system screen and smiled. He let go of Wei Yuan and flew closer to the stage.
Huang Hansheng had already stood there, getting ready to claim the bounty.
Miaomiao landed on the stage and looked down, facing the earth.
Ding
[”Close your eyes. It will be very bright. EXTREMELY, ANNOYINGLY, AND OBNOXIOUSLY BRIGHT!”]
”…”
Miaomiao squinted his eyebrows, bemused by Joshua's instruction. He didn't understand why he had to lower his chin and close his eyes.
Wei Yuan also got a similar warning from Dion.
The smart wife immediately closed her eyes and shouted, warning her friends and the others.
”CLOSE YOUR EYES, NOW!!”
”???”
Zhao Bao, Ma Moxi, and the beastmen looked at Wei Yuan in doubt. Still, they followed her order since it might relate to Miaomiao's power.
Some of the bystanders also heard her.
Xun Yu, Xun You, and Sima Fang also closed their eyes as they felt that something dangerous might appear soon.
Just like that, Miaomiao, his allies, and the people of Siren City closed their eyes and slightly bowed their heads as if they were paying respect to someone.
…
SWUA
As several people closed their eyes, the sky was slit open as if someone had cleanly cut it.
The slit widened. Blinding light from the other side shone upon the land, hiding the space beyond the protective formation array over the Heavenly Goose Planet.
The source of light came from the infant angel, who slowly descended to this world. Behind the angel, the sheep-head woman covered her face with her black feather wings, avoiding the obscene light of her superior officer.
The slit in the sky mended itself after the two had entered the world. However, the source of light increased his power output, brightened everything with his light aura.
The light and the presence of the two newcomers weren't as terrifying or domineering as Fang Yanxu when he had first arrived. It simply blinded everyone who accidentally looked at the sky.
Yuan Shaoqing, Fang Yanxu, Huang Hansheng, and many spectators from Yuan Shaoqing's side covered their eyes in pain. The blinding light pierced their eyes to the point that they suddenly suffered from a severe headache.
The cloud of tribulation dispersed. The eyes of world guardians, aside from Zhao Liang, fled the scene in panic.
Even Miaomiao under the black visor helmet could sense the bright light through his closed eyelids. He felt like he would become blind in an instant had he opened his eyes.
”Which one of you is Mao Miaomiao? Raise your hand and turn your face to me.”