Chapter 361: Emergency SOS! (2/2)

[I need you to do me a favor.]

”I'm busy. I can't run an errand for anyone.”

[Just shut up and listen to me for a second, will you?]

”Is that the right tone for someone who is asking for a favor? I'm hanging up.”

[No! Wait, please! I'm sorry! Please don't hang on me. I really need your help.]

Miaomiao clicked his tongue and rolled his eyes, ”I'm heading back to Siren City, and I don't have the time to help you.”

[Actually, it relates to you and Siren City, including the potential alliance between you and the Zhu Clan.]

Miaomiao grumbled as he didn't have time to negotiate with another clan at the moment.

”Make it quick. Remember that I'm busy!”

[I want you to take me to Siren City. The payment is a stack of 100 random talismans from my gacha system.]

”I said, I'm… you what?”

Miaomiao almost declined the offer, but he couldn't believe what he was hearing, ”You're going to give me what? And where did you get that from?”

[I said, take me out of here and bring me to Siren City! The commission payment is 100 random talismans from my cheating gacha system! You're a reincarnator or a transmigrator, right? Shouldn't the word ”System” ring a bell to you? Do I need to explain more?]

”…”

Miaomiao's head shook from sides to sides as he blinked his eyes thrice before he widened his eyes in disbelief. The offer was too good to be true, and he was interested in the so-called Random Talismans.

”What's the effect of the talismans?”

[Stuff. Offensive spells, defensive spells, auxiliary spells, restriction spells, array talismans, doppelganger talismans, domain sealing talismans, teleportation talismans, elemental spells, advanced elemental spells…]

”Wait, wait, WAIT! Could you repeat that again?”

[Dafuq? Okay, fine. Advanced elemental spells.]

”No, before that!”

[… Elemental spells?]

”BEFORE THAT!”

[Hoh?]

Even if Miaomiao couldn't see Zhu Qiao's face at the moment, he was curtained that she was grinning from ear to ear.

[Domain Sealing Talismans and Teleportation Talismans. You want these?]

Bulls-eyes! Miaomiao needed both types of talismans at the moment!

However, something didn't make sense.

”Hold it. If you have teleportation talismans, why don't you use them if you want to leave? You could have teleported to my city right away.”

[The effect is too random! They can send me to other continents, or worst, they might even send me to the freaking moon! Do you want me to become a frozen space statue, holding the American Flagpole and doing the pole dance on the surface of the moon? Hell to the no! My gacha system is already random enough, and I don't want to random my fate. I don't gamble, okay!? You see, I don't need it. I'll give you all my teleport talismans if you want. Just… get me fucking out of here before Wu Guotai forces me to marry her son!]

Finally, Zhu Qiao mustered her courage and told Miaomiao what she wanted.

Miaomiao grinned. Zhu Qiao messed up.

As Zhu Qiao was bad at negotiating, she accidentally revealed her weaknesses to her opponent. She could have bargained or haggled with Miaomiao, so the latter could unconditionally follow her instruction due to his urgency.

Although Wu Guotai had already reported him about Zhu Qiao's situation, Miaomiao wasn't certain if she wanted to marry Sun Bofu.

Now that Zhu Qiao had blurted out that she didn't want to marry him, Miaomiao capitalized it.

”Haiz. I think that's none of my business. You see, little girl. The Sun Clan has signed an alliance treaty with me, and I don't want to mess with them. Why should I help you and make an enemy out of the Sun Clan? What are you trying to do? Are you sowing discord between us?”

[HELL NO! Fuck! I'm being serious and honest here. Can't you take the hint? Please! Get me out of here!]

”Can't you fly out of that sect island by yourself? You can fly, right?”

[And where the fuck am I supposed to go? I can't go home since my mom will definitely send me back here to marry that Sun BOBAFETT!]

”Sun Bofu. Don't confuse him with the Great Boba Fett. We're not in a Star War movie,” Miaomiao held back his laughter and corrected her.

[BOFUCK, TOFU, whatever the fuck name he has! Chinese names sound the same to me! Anyway, I need a place to shelter and a reason to convince my mother not to marry me to anyone!]

”Then, you want to marry me or something? I already have like… 20 wives or so. I lost count.”

[IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY WIVES YOU HAVE!! Just… take me! Let me use your name as a husband-in-name to fool my mom. You can also establish a bond with the Zhu Clan, and you will automatically get your precious allies through the fake marriage! Don't you want my clan's help?]

Beep

While Zhu Qiao was yelling and complaining, Miaomiao got another text message from Wei Yuan.

The message was…

[Lu Fengxian has somewhat recovered from his injuries. He said to be prepared for a difficult fight since the guy that injured him could also manipulate gravity. He also said that gravity is deeply related to space-and-time law, and that man's power has increased!]

Miaomiao widened his eyes in shock. He had just received the quest reward from Sun Wu, aka the third piece of time-and-space mural. And now, Lu Fengxian ran into someone that could manipulate gravity or time-and-space as well?

Miaomiao still hadn't seen the time-and-space record book in Lu Fengxian's hands yet, so he couldn't tell whether the murals he had contained the same information or not.

The completion of Miaomiao's dragon balls, aka the seven pieces of time-and-space murals, might be faster than he had ever dreamt of even though the risks were extremely high.

Miaomiao took several deep breaths and concluded the talk with Zhu Qiao right away. Regardless of Zhu Qiao's motive, he needed extra helpers!

”Fine. I'll get you out of there! I'll talk to Wu Guotai!”

[Wow! Thanks! Oh, by the way, I won't fuck you. Don't you ever think of laying your hands on me!]

”As if I care about a stinky virgin! I'd rather fuck a MILF than plowing into your syphilis-plagued sandy fishy hole!”

[WTF!? HOW DARE YOU!? IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO A LADY!?]

”You're not a lady. You're just a thotty whore on the side road. Now, stay fucking right there, so I can come and get you out!”

Before Miaomiao could even finish his sentence, Zhu Qiao hung up the call.

Three seconds later, Zhu Qiao flew out of the flying island on her own, riding a flying carpet and rushing toward Miaomiao at the speed of sound. Several 5th-stage female servants flew after her in a panic, but they couldn't catch up to her.

Within a minute, Zhu Qiao caught up to Miaomiao.

But instead of stopping, she flipped in midair and aiming to send a Kamen Rider Kick to his face.

Miaomiao's reflex and muscle memory took over his movement. He tilted his head to the side.

As the kick missed the target, the girl's body continued to fly forward because of the momentum.

And then…

”Ah, crap…” Miaomiao widened his eyes as he saw pink bikini underwear under Zhu Qiao's skirt coming at his face.

”FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!!”

Zhu Qiao also realized her mistake. Her crotch area slammed onto Miaomiao's face, sending both of them tumbling in the air.