Chapter 352: Hangover: Cultivators (2/2)
Empty beverage bottles, used tissues, used clothes, leftover food on plates, pizza boxes, wet towels, and various used utensils messed the small room.
Someone had partied here while he had been sleeping, and those succubi were the prime suspects.
Miaomiao grumbled in a bad mood. He sorted his spatial rings and allocated all items out of a dummy ring to another. Then, he collected all trash into the cleaned empty ring. As for the used clothes of women, he piled them in one place so that those girls could collect them later.
He got out of the room to see the mess that Gan Ning and the girls had made.
He regretted sleeping for too long. The scenery was stunning in a terrible way.
”Jesus Christ. Has anyone ever called the room service?”
It was a mess. This place seemed like someone had filmed [Hangover: Idiot Cultivators] movie in the suite.
Two naked girls had been sleeping on the lobby sofas. Gan Ning had a dildo stuck in his butthole while he had been laying on the blood-soaked mattress, face down, naked. Five broken chandeliers had been swinging clockwise while a portion of the wall dented as if someone had smashed it with a strong punch.
Glass shards on the floor, bottles of liquor on every shelves and cabinet, tilted TV releasing electricity sparks with the plugged cable, beer-soaked carpet, a bathroom door stuck at the broken glass wall of the balcony, a snooker table barricading a bedroom, scratched and clawed sections on the wallpaper, and a burning Jacuzzi bathtub stunned Miaomiao.
The aftermath of this Hangover Movie infuriated Miaomiao. He yelled, ”GAN XINGBA!!”
Gan Ning, as if he had heard the angry voice of the grim reaper, sprang from the ground and stood straight, facing Miaomiao while the vibrating dildo was still in his butthole. Even his hairy penis pointed at Miaomiao's face.
”BOSS! I CAN EXPLAIN!”
Miaomiao took several long and hard deep breaths to control his temper. At the same time, he took out his phone and called the hotel receptionist.
”I need someone to clean my room, please. The room number is NH-324343. Also, bring extra housekeepers and auditors to calculate the damage.”
Without waiting for the receptionist to answer, Miaomiao hung up the call. Then, he scanned the entire suite to check how many people in here other than him and Gan Ning.
Aside from the two sleeping girls, three succubi earlier on the balcony, and two sleeping prostitutes on the sofas, Miaomiao detected a life signature of a woman in the barricaded room.
”Xingba, you have 10 seconds to explain or I'll disown you.”
”YES, BOSS! First off, we were assaulted when you're sleeping two days ago! A woman from Jiangdong White Tiger Sect suddenly barged into the room and tried to kill you! I've captured her and locked her inside that empty room.”
”And how the fuck did that thing got in your ass?”
Gan Ning's face reddened. He embarrassingly pulled the dildo out and tossed it away, ”Don't misunderstand. Those three girls came here yesterday and asked to see you, but I was too busy fucking those prostitutes, so I didn't open the door for them. They kicked the door open in and shoved a dildo down my ass, made me ejaculate a bunch, and put the girls to sleep. Look at my nose, boss! They also punched me!”
”…”
Miaomiao got the gist of the story. He didn't need to ask Gan Ning how the Jacuzzi was burning or what had happened to the room. However, there were two major issues.
First, what did those succubi want?
And who was that woman in the barricaded room?
Curious, Miaomiao walked toward the three succubi, who had already put on their dresses and corrected their hair.
The three girls bowed and introduced themselves.
”Sir, I'm Zhu Jiao. This is Zhu Ju and Zhu Mi. We're here under the instruction of our mistress to invite you to Guangling City.”
”Guangling City?”
The girls explained. Zhu Huifang had occupied Guangling City as her new base, and it was directly north of Jianye City across the Black Sheep River.
”Our lady has heard that you have captured Xu Xiuying. She would like to express her gratitude and talk to you regarding the coalition of Yuan Shaoqing and the war against Siren City. She wants to help you.”
The offer was interesting, but it was also sketchy.
Still, Miaomiao needed as many allies as he could get. Every ally he could secure, he would face fewer enemies. After all, had he chosen not to talk to them, they might join forces with Yuan Shaoqing during the war.
”I understand, but why did you suck my dick?”
The girls fidgeted in embarrassment, but one of them gathered their courage and confessed, ”Your scent… is tempting. Your semen seems very delicious.”
”…”
Miaomiao sighed. He waved his hand, ”Okay. I get it. I'll pay your clan lord a visit once I'm done here. You can leave.”
Two of the three girls rushed out of the suite, but one of them, who had been giving a blowjob for Miaomiao earlier, glanced at Miaomiao's crotch.
”C-Can I finish blowing you? I haven't eaten your semen…”
”Leave. I'm busy right now.”
The girl sulked and left the room. However, she kept glancing at Miaomiao's pants, longing for the D.
Had she asked him two years earlier, he would have fornicated with her until she passed out. But now, Miaomiao didn't feel like having sex with someone he didn't know when he had so many sexy wives back home.
After the three girls left, Miaomiao chased out the prostitutes. Afterward, he approached the barricaded room.
Miaomiao tossed away the snooker table and other furniture.
Inside the room, a middle-aged woman, tied with ropes, taped mouth, had been sleeping in the bathtub.
The woman was someone Miaomiao knew.
Wu Guotai, the wife of Sun Wentai