Chapter 332: Dangerous Items (2/2)

”…”

These gods were having a lot of fun in the background. Sometimes, Miaomiao wanted to ask them if they had nothing to do with their lives other than spying on him.

After the gods in the live streaming channel stopped reacting, Miaomiao returned his attention to the items.

First off, he didn't dare to make an enemy of Jesus and his Archangel Alliance. He returned the speartip to the rightful owner to avoid trouble.

Miaomiao kept reminding himself that, in the end, he was still a mob character who pretended to be either a protagonist or a villain. Sticking fingers up a god's anus was not a good idea even though some lunatics might like it.

Kunwu was a sword fanatic, so exchanging the Sword of Seven Stars for points was fair. It was not the right time to provoke the Liu Clan from the Holy Land Continent.

Orb of Judgment was the same as Sword of Seven Stars and the speartip. Although Miaomiao didn't know why Buddha needed it, he paid the offering to the god anyway.

As for the Basilisk King Dagger, Miaomiao had no issue giving it to Ma Moxi. The guy already had a heaven-grade gold sword, but he might be a lot stronger if he had a weapon that suited his former occupation.

Unfortunately, the Fire Cloud Knife might raise a lot of issues with Samsara God since it needed a soul as a sacrifice before it could become useful. Miaomiao hesitated if he should give it to Ju Shoufen as Sun Crow had requested.

'Shit. I don't think I can rely on Jesus or Hongjun forever. Sooner or later, the Samsara's guys will eventually find me, and I'll be hunted like one of those protagonists in early stories. I don't want to keep running around like a stray dog before I can become stronger than gods.'

Most protagonists liked adventures. They kept hopping from place to place to find new plot armor weapons, techniques, pills, or peerless beauties to spread their seeds while they fought bad guys and provoke more villainous clans to action.

This was the hell loop that Miaomiao hated about being a protagonist. He wanted to settle down and make babies in peace, not traveling through the multiverse for billion years before he could bed a goddess, who might be bad at sex and had a smelly pussy because they were a million years old.

Thinking this far, Miaomiao decided to give this item to Sun Crow and told him to give it to somebody else other than Ju Shoufen or his family members.

Staying away from trouble was King - Protecting and enjoying his slow-life while making babies with sexual-aggressive sluts were his main quests. Protagonist-hunting, cultivating, and everything else was side jobs.

[Sun Crow is disappointed in your decision, but he's glad that you're smart enough to give him the weapon.]

[Sun Crow has blessed you.]

[You have received 100 luck points from Sun Crow.]

'Are you disappointed or are you satisfied? Make up your mind, damn crow!'

…

Siren City

In the nursery, a motherly oni was, as usual, taking care of her child and other orc babies with Zhao Yun.

Currently, Wei Yuan had another nickname. Every yin slave and the beastfolks called her [Mama Wei] as she was the only one who spent her time in the nursery while the other mamas ditched their orc babies like a heartless teenage mother.

At first, Wei Yuan felt bad for the orc children. She always stayed with them, acting like their mother.

However, issues occurred. As these children were male orcs, their genitals grew too fast.

Now, their manhood was at the same size as grown adults. Soon, they might be bigger than average people.

The next problem, these orc children were supposed to be less than a year old. Now, they were as big as 4-year-old children.

They grew too fast!

'Damn Miaomiao! Why did you have to inherit this stupid bloodline!? Can't you just mutate into an oni or something else!? Why are your babies so… damn horny!?'

Sometimes, Wei Yuan and Zhao Yun didn't want to mingle with the orc children as they often ogled their chests and butts as if they were horny old men, which scared them.

Today as well, they drooled while they stared at Wei Yuan's large breasts. Wei Yuan would have thought that they were hungry if she hadn't seen their erection and their pre-cum. One of them was stroking their rod and the others started mimicking their captain.

Wei Yuan had enough. She carried Mao Xiaomiao and dragged Zhao Yun out of the nursery before they got ravished by the orc children.

While Wei Yuan got out of the nursery in a hurry, she ran into Ma Shoucheng, aka Ma Xingjuan's father.

”Senior Ma, could I have some of your time!?” Delighted, Wei Yuan asked Ma Shoucheng for help.

”Yes?”

”You see, the orc children are getting naughty lately. I think it's about time that senior Ma Ping can start educating them.”

”Already?” Ma Shoucheng doubted if that was the case, ”Aren't they less than a year old? They're just toddlers.”

”Toddlers with adult erected penises with dripping pre-cum. One of them has already learned how to jack off, and the others are copying him.”

”…”

”Yes. You heard that right. Also, I think they can ejaculate.”

”Okay. I'll go see my father RIGHT NOW!”

”Please do. If possible, give them to Zhao Bao if they can't control their desire.”

”On it!”

None of them cared about the opinion of the children's mothers. After all, those mutated women didn't care about their babies in the first place.

As Wei Yuan was about to tag along with Ma Shoucheng, a system message showed up.

Ding

[Mao Miaomiao has shared his inventory space with you.]

[Mao Miaomiao has deposited Johnson Rifles in his system inventory.]

[Mao Miaomiao has deposited Johnson Rifles ammunition caskets in his inventory.]

Several items showed up in Wei Yuan's inventory as Miaomiao had shared them with her. Also, there was a note among the items.

Wei Yuan was smart enough to withdraw the note from her shared inventory. She checked the content if Miaomiao wanted to relay a message.

[I'll keep depositing more items in the shared inventory slots. I want you to withdraw everything and place it in the mansion. Don't forget to call Ma Moxi over since he knows how to use these toys. Also, I won't be home for a while due to a circumstance. I'll call you when I return from this unknown plane.]

”Oh?”

Despite having learned that her precious husband was partying at an unknown plane, she wasn't angry. On the contrary, she was happy that Miaomiao had been working hard.

”I see. These must be the new weaponry. But what can I do with these?”

Wei Yuan carried her baby and rushed to the mansion. Zhao Yun, who was left out of the loop, followed close after her senior.