Chapter 309: Surprise Adoption (2/2)
Mike looked exactly like Cliff Unger from Death Stranding. However, their demeanor was completely different, and he wasn't a beached thing. Though, their abilities of shadow teleportation were similar.
Miaomiao daydreamed and looked at the flame woman spirit next to Ju Shoufen by reflex. It was not hard to guess that she might be related to the loli grandma since their face outlines looked similar.
Ju Hu, the spirit of Ju Shoufen's daughter, was currently a naked green flame spirit with two flame wings. Her adult appearance and her bountiful breasts contrasted with her loli mother, who had a flat chest and perky small butt. Still, Ju Hu's flame body had no genital or nipples as if they were censored.
Ju Hu noticed Miaomiao's stare. She smiled at him and opened her mouth to talk, but Miaomiao couldn't hear it.
Noticing that Miaomiao couldn't hear her, Ju Hu lowered her head and revealed a bitter smile in sadness.
”Why are you making my daughter cry, you pervert idiot!?”
Ju Shoufen gave Miaomiao a dropkick to his nuts. The latter crouched to the ground and held his golden balls in pain.
Miaomiao cried again, ”I just tried to communicate with her! I didn't do anything!”
Ju Shoufen froze for a moment as she looked at the spirit of her daughter. Then, she had an idea.
The loli grandma brought the immortal-grade fan over and cut Miaomiao's fingertip. Unfortunately, Miaomiao's physique was too strong as no drop of blood leaked out from his fingertip.
”Miaomiao, drop your blood on the fan.”
”Huh? Isn't that fan yours? Won't it override the ownership?”
”The fan will have double owners, but I'm keeping it, okay!?”
”Alright. Alright. Don't yell.”
Miaomiao concentrated in his fingertip and allowed a drop of transparent blood to drip onto the fan. Then, his tiny wound disappeared.
Currently, Miaomiao's self-regeneration ability was at its peak as his circulated Life Essence still lingered in his blood vessels and meridians. It would take a while before they returned to his dantian.
After giving the fan a drop of his blood, Ju Hu's clear melodious voice became audible.
[Hello.]
”Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.”
[Finally, I can talk to someone other than my mom. Well, please take care of her. She's very lonely.]
Ju Shoufen could hear it. She screamed, ”WHO'S LONELY!? JU HU, HOW DID YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!?”
Despite screaming, her face was as red as tomatoes. She was indeed lonely after Ju Hu had died.
However, Ju Shoufen's temperament got a lot better after Miaomiao's family came into her life. From Ju Hu's perspective, her mother seemed happy and cheerful.
Although the interaction between Ju Hu and Ju Shoufen seemed sad, the sicko Miaomiao had another inspiration.
”Killer Queen.”
Lu Fengxian had returned Killer Queen to Miaomiao. And now, she was busy digesting all the absorbed Qi from the shadow plane while she rested in her scabbard.
[What? I'm busy eating.]
”Can weapon spirit transform into a human?”
[Duh! I've already transformed more than once already. Why asking?]
”Is it possible for me to BOOM-SHA-KA-LA-KA weapon spirits?”
[… You sick.]
”I know. Just tell me if it's possible or not?”
[If you have a nascent soul, maybe. But with your fleshly body, you can't.]
”Then, can weapon spirit possess a human?”
[…]
KQ refused to answer as she was aware of Miaomiao's perverted intention. For the sake of her chastity and her safety, she would not cooperate with the sex maniac.
”I'll take it as a YES.”
[… I won't do it with you.]
Miaomiao grinned as he had a satisfactory answer. He turned to Ju Hu and Ju Shoufen while he rubbed his hands, revealing a bashful smile.
”Excuse me to break your merry family talk, but, Senior Ju Hu, I'm interested in your poison fire element. Could you possess your mother for a moment, so we can dual-cultivate-DAAAAHHHH!!”
Ju Shoufen had been listening to Miaomiao's words when he had talked with Killer Queen. With this silly request, she understood what he was trying to do.
As such, Ju Shoufen gave Miaomiao a straight kick to the nuts with her empowered leg. The power of her Life Essence broke his natural defense.
”Don't you dare to touch my daughter, you sick freak!”
”Ow-ow-ow, it was only a curious request.”
”REQUEST MY ASS! YOU DOWNRIGHT ASKED HU'ER TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, YOU FUCK!!”
Ju Shoufen's beating continued in front of Ju Xie and Ju Hu.
…
Meanwhile, Lu Fengxian glanced at Miaomiao and Ju Shoufen's room. Then, he shook his head and sighed.
”Sometimes, I'm wondering if I picked the right apostle.”
Ma Moxi heard the complaint. He burst into laughter as he had guessed what had happened inside the building, ”Too late, Master Lu! My boss is downright an SSS-Class pervert who, without hesitation, will copulate with any female creatures that move! He's probably thinking about fucking his weapon spirit by now.”
Lu Fengxian paused for a moment. Then, he sighed again. Though, the corner of his mouth curved upward, ”At least, he's loyal to his wife.”
”You meant – WIVES.”
”Oh? How many wives does he have?”
”Over a dozen, literally over a dozen.”
”…”
Lu Fengxian facepalmed. From his perspective, having three was enough, but having more than a dozen was excessive.
Meanwhile, Mike explained about the Time-and-Space Murals that the Liu Clan and other clans had been hiding.
”There are seven or nine pieces if I remember correctly. Two of them are in the Zhang Clan's hands, while another one belongs to Liu Ji. The Guan has one, and the rest is somewhere in the demon planes. But those are old news since several dao gods should have caught wind about their existence and might have stolen the murals from them. That was why they recorded it and hid the record books away from plain sight.”
Mike looked at Liu Bian, who had been fed with a healing pill. The prince had already recovered a bit of strength to talk, but his skin was still charred.
”Your highness, it's time for you to tell us what your father has been hiding. Is it true that your family hides the time-and-space record?”
Liu Bian snorted, ”Even if I know about its existence, I have never read the record. How will I know if it's legit or just a hoax.”
Ma Ping interjected, ”It doesn't matter. We'll know once we open the vault. Both of you are going to lead us to your so-called SECRET ENTRANCE, and we'll explore it.”
Liu Bian sneered at Ma Ping and Mike, ”As if you'll be able to enter the realm. Only ones with the Liu Clan's bloodline can enter.”
Ma Ping grinned, ”We'll see.”