Chapter 300: Seriously, Everybody in This Family Needs Jesus. (2/2)
”Finally, you're mine, Xu Xiuying!”
Miaomiao was rejoiced and felt relieved at the same time as his heart devil had been finally conquered.
White Album didn't waste her time. She jumped into Xu Xiuying's body right away.
Xu Xiuying's body jerked and shook as if she had a seizure. A few seconds later, her eyes regained color and light. She gazed at Miaomiao and pulled the tentacle in her mouth out.
”Master, this is me.”
”White Album?”
”Yup. That's me!”
Both of them laughed. The plan worked well. Now, they could start upgrading White Album's strength.
”I've been dying to fuck you senseless, master. Now, get this tentacle out of my ass, and let's have sex normally.”
”Hahaha! Of course!”
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Siren City
Ding
Ding
Ding
Wei Yuan was annoyed by the repeated system notification from Miaomiao's side.
Every time Miaomiao had done something to the system or had sex with someone, Dion always spammed the notification messages.
”Haiz. He's having a lot of fun over there…”
Wei Yuan rolled her eyes and sat in her house, playing with her son, Mao Xiaomiao.
The oni child had the black pupils and the forehead of his father, but he had the blond hair and the mouth of his mother. A horn grew from his forehead, but it looked like a bump at the moment.
Mao Xiaomiao giggled and talked in an incomprehensible sentence, trying to mimic his mother.
”Aiz! Iz-has-hun-hoho-dare!”
Wei Yuan laughed, ”No, no. Repeat after me!”
”Oh-Oh! E-eat affa ee!”
”DICK!”
”Dik!”
”PUSSY!”
”Buzzy!”
”FUCK!”
”FUCK!”
”Good boy!”
”DAHA!!”
Instead of teaching her child to say [Papa] or [Mama] first, Wei Yuan started with profanity.
[…]
Even Dion was speechless. She doubted that it was the right way to teach a baby to speak first words. Still, she needed to inform Wei Yuan about the completion of her personal quest.
[You have completed the quest, [Tutorial Quest 37: Mao Xiaomiao's First Word]!]
[Your luck point has increased by 2.]
[Mao Xiaomiao's luck point has increased by 2.]
…
When the tie-severance happened, Wei Yuan could also sense that something inside her chest had been cut as well. The next second, the system informed her that someone tried to re-establish the connection with her system, but she pressed the [Reject], [Ignore], and [Blacklist] buttons as she didn't know the person.
Dion also introduced herself to Wei Yuan and told her that she would rework the system-sharing feature in the future. Wei Yuan didn't understand it, but she accepted the offer anyway.
It took Wei Yuan hours reading Miaomiao's adventure backlog to understand what he had been through. Then, she chatted with Dion, getting to know each other and the new system perks.
Wei Yuan also learned how she could generate her personal system quest for the first time!
…
[Tutorial Quest 1: Beta-Testing Quest Generation Procedure.]
Quest Description
You have spent one luck point to generate this quest to learn how the system works. Currently, you have no experience in system quests, so you generate one randomly to test how it works. There is no substance to this quest other than studying the quest feature.
Quest Objective
Open the Quest Menu and read this quest.
Quest Reward
Two Luck Points
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Of course, Wei Yuan finished her quest without trouble. Then, she proceeded to create several trivial quests, including the one she had just completed.
Wei Yuan was different than Miaomiao. She repeatedly completed small quests to farm luck points as rewards instead of trying to earn essence cores or treasures. Moreover, the rewarded luck points extended to people around her, so she stayed with her son, grinding quests non-stop.
”How many luck points do I have now?”
Ding
[You have 338 Luck Points.]
[Would you like to generate another tutorial quest?]
”Let me think for a moment…”
30 minutes later…
”Okay, I have an idea. Use my imagination to generate a quest again, please.”
[Affirmative.]
Ding
[You have received a new tutorial quest.]
[Also, Wei Yuan, you need Jesus.]
…
[Tutorial Quest 38: Teach Mao Xiaomiao to say [Bitch].]
Quest Description
You have spent one luck point to generate this quest.
Currently, Mao Xiaomiao has learned to speak a few… slang words. It is time for him to learn how to curse other mothers of his. Now, teach him to speak the B-word with an attitude!
Quest Objective
Mao Xiaomiao says, ”Bitch.”
Quest Reward
Two Luck Points
…
Wei Yuan giggled. She continued to exploit the system to cultivate her and Mao Xiaomiao's luck points.
Life Essence, cultivation base, and technical skills could be trained anywhere. However, not many people could cultivate LUCK. As such, Wei Yuan pursued the LUCK path, hoping to become stronger than everyone by gathering every luck energy in the world.
”Alright, Xiaomiao. Repeat after me again!”
”Ai?”
”BITCH!”
”BIT!”
”Not quite. One more time. BITCH!”
”BIZ!”
[Seriously, you and Mao Miaomiao need Jesus.]
”What Jesus, bitch?”
”Wut Gejud, bitch!”
”Haha! Good job, my boy! Now, Dion, my reward!”
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