Chapter 297: Apostle, Vessel, and Sentient System (2/2)
[Back to the previous topic, using the World Over Heaven's name consumes 666,666 luck points. Golden Requiem (Evolved Version) consumes 77,777 luck points.]
”What happens when I don't have enough luck and I insist on using those names?”
[You will instantly die by either an accident or a natural cause. For example, a meteor suddenly falls on your head, or someone ACCIDENTALLY wrote your name on a death note, etc.]
Why ACCIDENTALLY? Miaomiao wanted to refute, but he wasn't in the mood to crack a joke.
”What's the best name you can get from my imagination and memory?”
[Can I choose?]
”If it doesn't consume too many luck points, yeah, what do you want me to call you?”
[Call me ”Queen”.]
”…”
Something didn't feel right about the system's personality. It seemed… odd.
”Calling my daughter as [Queen] doesn't have a nice ring to it. Are you sure you want that name?”
[Using this name will not consume a luck point. Moreover, it allows me to grow up and obtain a humanoid physique in the future so that I can slaughter some hateful bitches and baboons! Of course, I want men to bow down and lick my feet as if they are the most delicious butter!]
Yup, the system definitely had a personality, a femdom-S to boot.
”Why Queen, though?”
[No bitch in your harem can replace me. Therefore, I have the rights to be called [Queen]!]
”But there's already someone with the name [Killer Queen].”
[Can't I have that name? How about [Empress]?]
Empress?
Miaomiao grinned as he had an inspiration. He thought of various domineering characters, including male characters in anime, manga, and novels.
As Miaomiao thought of a certain character in anime, he came up with the right name for this ambitious system girl.
”From now on, your name is ….”
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JOHN CENA!!
Toot-toot-toot-dooooooo
Of course not. Just kidding.
”Your name will be…”
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DIO!
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[Really…?]
If the system had a face, she would have made the [Are you kidding me] expression.
”Yes. If you want to grow up as the most vicious woman, you'd better take up the name [Dio]!”
[Isn't it a male name? Is it based on Dio Brando?]
”Make it Dior, Dion, or Diocette then! I want to see you grow up as a gender-bender version of Dio!”
[…]
Miaomiao got this idea from an old gender-bending character, Bowsette. He believed that it might be interesting to have a daughter as a female version of Dio Brando.
He wondered what kind of fun world would the grown-up system girl ruin in the future.
Ding
[Registering my name as ”Dion”]
Miaomiao pouted. He thought that the system would take the Dio name instead of Dion.
[1,500 luck points have been consumed. My time-stopping ability is at level 0 at the moment, but I will be able to upgrade it when you've collected enough time-and-space murals that I can study.]
[Ding Bu's Heavenly Fate Fragment has entered a dormant state.]
”Hold it! I thought it wouldn't consume my luck points!”
[Had you named me [Empress], [Her Majesty], [Queen], or [Godmother], it wouldn't have consumed the luck power. But since father took my name after Dio Brando, the minimum luck points have been used to cover for the growth potential.]
[Please be proud, father. I shall grow up, get stronger, get a humanoid body, and I shall Muda-Muda and Za-Warudo your enemies to oblivion!]
Miaomiao froze for a moment. Then, he disregarded the loss of luck point and nodded in satisfaction. That was what he had envisioned what his future system daughter should do. Now, he was looking forward to seeing Dion's sexy humanoid body.
[Of course, I shall not grow up to fornicate with you. I know what you're thinking, you sick father! You need Jesus, seriously!]
”N-N-No sex with this lovely daddy? You won't have sex with me!?”
[OF COURSE NOT! YOU SICK FUCK! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, AN ONAHOLE SYSTEM!? A WAIFU SYSTEM WITH A PUSSY TO SCREW!? I have my pride as the godly system! Although I'm supporting dual-cultivation features, I'm not into INCEST or what you sick nerds have been nicknamed it as [WINCEST]!]
Miaomiao sulked and shed a tear. He grabbed a stick and played with the soil like a child.
”My first ever daughter hates me… She even refuses to have sex with me.”
[What kind of daughter is willing to have sex with her father!? Ugh, be grateful that we're not in your previous world, father. Or else, I would have called the FBI on you by now. Again, seriously, you need Jesus! Get a doctor, too!]
”Ugh…” Miaomiao cried.
[Haiz. I don't know if I should be glad or disappointed to be born as your system. Anyway, I have many things else to inform you about. First, it's about the unfinished quest and its rewards.]
Dion changed the subject and showed the quest, which Miaomiao had not completed yet.