225 Mao Dandan (1/2)
After Cao Mao had entered the backstage area of the theater, Mao Xueyan jumped off from his cloth. She followed the scent of her sister toward a storage room, which was located next to the staff dressing room.
It wasn't hard for Mao Xueyan to find her sister, the white tiger inside a large cage.
”DANDAN! I'M HERE!”
Mao Xueyan cried in joy as she could finally see her little sister again.
The white tiger, Dandan, was surprised to see her elder sister. She widened her eyes and meowed as if she was a kitten.
The scene was comical since the elder sister was a white cat while the younger one was a giant white tiger, who was meowing as if she was a kitten calling for her mother. Cao Mao bit his lower lips, doing his best not to laugh.
Mao Xueyan broke the cage and allow Dandan to get out. She also removed the grey choker around the latter's neck.
Finally, Mao Xueyan had achieved what she had come here for.
Dandan was also overwhelmed with joy. She started licking her elder sister. Unfortunately, the little sister's mouth was bigger than Mao Xueyan, so it looked like Dandan was about to eat her sibling.
Mao Xueyan didn't mind getting wet by Dandan's saliva. She enjoyed being licked for a moment before she noticed the foul smell of her little sister's mouth.
”Enough, Dandan! When did you last brush your teeth!?”
Mew (Probably a month ago? Why?)
”YOU STINK, DAMMIT! MY FUR IS ALL SMELLY BECAUSE OF YOU!”
Mew! (I'm sowwy!)
Cao Mao couldn't handle it anymore. He was dying laughing.
What kind of tiger meowed like a kitten?
Why was little sister a tiger while the older one was a cat?
How did their mother conceive them?
Who were their parents?
Did a cat and a tiger mate, and they were their offspring?
The situation was wrong on many levels that it became too funny for Cao Mao to bear. He wheezed for air as he got suffocated by too much laughing.
”Oi, stupid orc! Stop laughing!”
Cao Mao coughed and wheezed. He wiped his tears, ”Oh god, I almost died…”
”You should have died. Why don't you just roll over and die over there? The land has enough air pollution. With you dying, everyone can enjoy the fresh air.”
”Hey, that's harsh. I'm not trash, you know.”
”Of course, you're not trash. You're a pig breathing out rotten air. Staying inside your clothes for a long time makes me want to puke. It smelled like you had been showered by semen!”
”… But I took a bath.”
Cao Mao sulked while Mao Xueyan was dissing him. For some reason, he always got scolded for doing good deeds. Even Ju Shoufen always yelled at him whenever he did something good.
He wondered why these strong-willed women hated him so much. He was just a poor sod whose only wish was to put a piece of his body inside them.
Mew? (Who's he?)
”He's a dumb orc! You must not get close to him, or he will spread some diseases on you!”
Mew? (But we don't get sick.)
”You WILL get sick if you get near him!”
Mew? (So, you don't want me to get closer to him?)
”That's right! You must stay 100 li away from him at all time!”
Mew? (So, why are you so close to him? You were in his clothes.)
”There were circumstances...”
Mew? (Is he your boyfriend?)
”Fuck, no! I won't ever mate this stupid orc in my lifetime!”
Mew… (But you sounded like a jealous wife…)
”Who's a jealous wife!?” Mao Xueyan hissed.
”…”
”… Well, let's get out of here first. Then, we can talk.”
Mao Xueyan changed the subject and led the way. She chose to exit the building through the backdoor since too many nascent soul experts were still at the front stage.
Cao Mao and Dandan followed closely behind Mao Xueyan. However, the latter suddenly stopped before she reached the back exit.
She had sensed a strong core pillar expert there, standing and guarding the back exit. The 6th-stage guard was with a squad of several 4th-stage experts, who were also Tang Deming's men.
”Enemy upfront! I'm going to kill them. You two stay here.”
After saying that, Mao Xueyan rushed out by herself.
Cao Mao and Dandan were obedient. They waited for Mao Xueyan to return.
As they were waiting, they were left alone.
Cao Mao tried to break the ice, ”Err, hello. I'm Mao Miaomiao. Nice to meet you.”
Mew!! (You have the same surname as ours! Are you also from an orc child from a feline tribe?)
”Umm, I don't understand your language. Can you either transform to a humanoid form or can you speak our language?”