134 Dumb-Dumb Human and a Newborn Dryad (1/2)
Cao Mao stopped harvesting crops and stared at the new item, the spirit wooden corn.
'What will happen if I eat this, my dear system?'
Ding
You'll die instantly.
Cao Mao chuckled. He had expected this cold answer.
'What if I eat it in the isolation space? Will I gain something when I respawn?'
Ding
You'll gain the digested energy, and your dantian will be adapted to the wooden element.
But before that, you'll repeatedly die until your body builds enough resistance.
'How many times will I die?'
Ding
By my calculation, you'll die 2,236 times before you can digest a strand of wooden element Qi. You'll die a total of 2,539,466 times before you can digest all energy from a piece of a wooden corn kernel. If you're stupid enough to eat the entire ear, you have to multiply the number by 781.
That was not a piece of good news. If he took a shortcut by eating a piece of this corn, Cao Mao might lose his sanity before he could use the wooden element Qi.
'Let me change the question. Will I experience something if I hold it in my hands for too long?'
Ding
You'll die.
Cao Mao hugged his chest and nodded while his face revealed a sarcastic smile. Yup, this thing was too dangerous. He would never bring it out of his system inventory for the time being, but he would consult it with Ju Shoufen later. There should be a way to turn these wooden corns into pills, so he could consume them without a backlash.
Also, wooden corns and spirit corns looked the same, and they had the same smell. Therefore, Cao Mao vowed that he would not eat any spirit corn without identifying it first.
Still, that didn't discourage Cao Mao from harvesting more crops.
Getting more enthusiastic than before, Cao Mao ran through the cornfield to see if there were any hidden wooden corns.
Going through the field for 10 minutes, he found 50 more wooden spirit corn ears. He hummed in delight as he planned to exchange some of them to Ju Shoufen for a load of CP points or spirit stones.
But as Cao Mao was running in the cornfield, he bumped into someone. That person's head slammed onto Cao Mao's crotch.
The running man was stunned. He crouched down and held his golden balls in pain.
”Ow! Watch where you're going!”
An angry girl's voice came from below. The teenage girl was holding her head with her vine arms while she glared at Cao Mao. Her eyes were brimming with tears of pain.
The naked dryad teenager, who looked to be a high-schooler's age, was sitting in the cornfield. Her cultivation base was almost non-existence, a level 1 of 1st-stage. She was in the middle of extracting a corn ear from a corn stalk, but Cao Mao ran into her.
When Cao Mao recovered from the pain, he finally noticed the little girl's features. However, his father's instinct didn't awaken. Something else did.
”Excuse me. How old are you?” Cao Mao's face was solemn. His intention was clear.
”You're a rude human! How dare you question this lady's age!? I'm old enough to be your grandmother, you dumb-dumb!”
The dryad stood up, showing her true height. From a glance, Cao Mao believed she should be around 160 to 165cm tall, but her hips and breasts were still underdeveloped.
”How old, then? I'm 61 in a few months.”
”Pfft, that's cute. I'm 1500 years old this year!”
”Wow, amazing!” Cao Mao's eyes were sparkling. He rubbed his hands as if he was looking forward to devouring his tasty meal.
”That's right! Do you understand my greatness now, you dumb-dumb human!?”
The dryad puffed her naked chest, revealing her C-cup and her perky nipples. She didn't even care that her lower part was visible, too.
However, her proud smile froze when she noticed that Cao Mao slowly took off his pants.
”What are you doing?”
Cao Mao smiled, ”Nothing. I'm just worried about you. You don't have any cloth to wear, so you must be cold. I'm planning to give you my clothes.”
The dryad widened her eyes and nodded in approval, ”You're quite considerate for a dumb-dumb human. Very well, I shall take your offer, even though I don't need your clothes.”
”Say, great senior, do you know that a human's body is warm?”
”My mama said they're warm when they're alive. Why?”
”Do you know that when you're hugging a human without clothes, you'll feel his warmth?”
”Really?”
”Try me. The weather is quite cold here. You'll feel warmer with me.”
”Haha! Sure. You dumb-dumb human are quite nice.”
The dryad didn't notice the erected meat. She jumped into his arms and hugged him. The dryad's legs were the same as tree roots. Yet, they separated into two main legs. Thus, Cao Mao didn't have a problem making those tree roots hugging his waist.
”Wow. You're warm! Your chest is firm, too. But something very hot is poking my butt…”
”Do you like it?”
”It feels nice. I like you dumb-dumb human now!”
Cao Mao warmly smiled in front of the little dryad girl, but his smile turned into Light Yagami's sneer after the girl couldn't see his face.
Cao Mao gently lowered the girl's body while his meat was pointing upward, slowly slipping into the glory hole.
Before the meat could enter the hole, a pair of fangs sunk into his shoulder.
Chomp
This dryad was no herbivore. She bit Cao Mao and started sucking his blood.
”YOU!!”
Cao Mao was angry for being stupid again. He forgot Xin Pi's warning that dryads fed on human flesh and blood, but he let his guard down because she was a lot weaker than him.
Gulp
Gulp
After drinking two mouthfuls of Cao Mao's blood, the dryad's cultivation base soared. Within a few seconds, she reached level 10. She might break through to the 2nd stage soon.
Sensing the danger, Cao Mao yanked the dryad's mouth away from him.
Unfortunately, the dryad's fangs were not her only weapon. Her vine arms revealed their tiny sharp tips, and they pierced Cao Mao's back. These tiny vines swum into his blood veins, taking in more juice.