130 New Names (1/2)
Yu Shun left Xu Miao's courtyard in disappointment as Ju Shoufen stole his profit.
When he regrouped with his bodyguards, he sent his new order.
”I want everyone to spread the news. Wei Yuan, the granddaughter of the rebel leader, is taking shelter under the Myriad Cauldron Sect. I want the royal armies and every orthodox sect to know!”
”The rebel's granddaughter?”
”Ah! I want every motherfucker to know! Give me my phone! I'll text my HQ and tell everyone about this!”
Yu Shun had a sinister plan. He wanted to use the royal armies and the orthodox sects to force Myriad Cauldron Sect's hands. Once these alchemists were intimidated, they would chase out the rebel's granddaughter or cooperate with him. If these alchemists wouldn't comply with their demands, the orthodox sects would take this opportunity to ransack these rich alchemists.
No matter what the alchemists would choose, Yu Shun would get his revenge.
'If you want to hide, I'll smoke you out! Once I get my hands on you, Xu Miao, I'll make you my alchemist slave! I'll make you concoct aphrodisiac pills for the rest of your life! Your wives and concubines will be my sex toys. I'll ravish them right in front of you and have them bear my children! You will pay for what you did, Xu Miao!'
Yu Shun guided his bodyguards to wait at the outskirt of Yeet City. For now, he would watch the upcoming chaos from far away.
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Ju Shoufen bid farewell to Xu Miao and the girls. Before she left, she gave Wei Yuan a meaningful look.
”Little girl, I think you should change your identity ASAP.”
Wei Yuan tilted her head, ”Why?”
”Your families got themselves in a complicated situation. You will be eventually involved in their messes sooner or later. You should forsake your old identity and disguise yourself a bit. For a starter, you can dye your hair or cut it.”
Wei Yuan's current appearance stood out from the local cultivators. She had natural long blonde hair, a pretty face, and sharp eyes. One of the reasons that Xu Miao liked her body was her unique beauty and her hairstyle, which resembled Reina Kurashiki, a gorgeous and sexy heroine from a certain hentai series[1].
If Wei Yuan continued to maintain her look, she would be easily recognized in public. With her complicated relationship with Wei Huang, she would get dragged to the conflicts, where a bunch of monstrous 6th-stage and 7th-stage cultivators were playing a war game.
”I'll keep that in mind.”
”You, too, Xu Miao. You should stop using that false name if you want to stay out of trouble.”
Xu Miao nodded. It was about time that he had to stop floundering the Xu Clan's surname. However, he didn't like his old ”Mao Meowmeow” name.
'What should I call myself? Should I resume the old cat name?'
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Xu Miao, Wei Yuan, and 12 yin slaves sat around a square dining table. Tea had been served to everyone. As for Ju Chen, she was still sleeping in Xu Miao's room.
”I'm thinking of changing my name.”
”Me, too,” Wei Yuan also needed a new identity, ”But you can still use your true name. Your slave identity isn't well-known, right?”
”But Xu Xiuying knows my face and my real name. I also don't want to be treated like a cat.”
”I see. Well, how about Mao Miao. Just cut one meow, and it sounds better.”
Xu Miao shook his head, ”That's not good. It's too easy to guess and connect between the old me and the new name.”
”Then, how about Miao Mao?”
Xu Miao rolled his eyes, ”Anything but Miao, please.”
”Eh, what do you want to call yourself, then?”
”… I have no idea.”
The yin slaves also gave their opinions. However, most of the names sounded too cute, such as Mao Mumu, Mao Mao, Mao Xiaomiao, or the absurd Miao Miaomiao.
Xu Miao wanted something impressive or masculine. Unfortunately, he couldn't come up with the right name either.
During their discussion, Xu Miao recalled the face of CJ. Then, he had enlightenment.
”Triple M.”
”Triple what? Em?”
”Yup. MMM.”
Xu Miao recalled that there was a professional wrestler by the ring name HHH, which stood for Hunter Hearst Helmsley. By using an abbreviation, it became more memorable.
CJ was also a shortened name. Xu Miao still didn't know what its abbreviation was for, but he knew that it was a nice idea.
Unfortunately, the girls were not familiar with modern names. They found it weird and awkward.
Wei Yuan also cringed, ”I'll just call you as HUBBY.”
The slave girls agreed, ”Yeah. Em-Em is weird. We'll just call you as MASTER.”
Despite the opinions, Xu Miao insisted that his official name would change to MMM. At least, nobody would call him meow-meow anymore.
Seeing how obstinate Xu Miao was, Wei Yuan and everyone gave up.
”I guess I should go by Mao Yuan now.”
Hearing Wei Yuan's new name, Xu Miao laughed. It was weirder than his name since it was a pun to the currency of modern China, Mao-Yuan, because the banknotes had Mao Zedong's face on them.
Getting mocked, Wei Yuan changed her mind.
”Hubby, you're a bully!”