108 Idiot Husband (1/2)
”Yuan'er, stay here and rest, okay? Your grandfather will find that bastard and brings him here. I'll make him grovel before you, and I'll engrave a slave curse on him as I did to Jia Shan's men. He will be forever your manservant.”
Wei Huang guided Wei Yuan back to her new resident, a new villa courtyard at the back of the mountain.
Wei Yuan pretended to cry even though her grandfather's offer was tempting. It would be nice if Xu Miao ended up as her slave, so she could monopolize him.
Still, Wei Yuan disliked the idea. She didn't want her child to grow up and become spoiled like Wei Feng or Wei Xiang after being pampered like princes.
She had a dream. The image of a warm family, a father, a mother, and children holding hands, overcoming difficulties in life was her ideal family. As long as they were together as one, their children would grow up as admirable demons or cultivators, worthy of respect.
Staying here as a princess and raising a fatherless child might be easy for Wei Yuan, but the child would become another Wei Feng or Wei Xiang. She never wanted to see her own flesh and blood growing into one of them.
Wei Yuan slammed the door in Wei Huang's face and locked it.
The old oni lord sighed and returned to the grand hall. He thought that Wei Yuan was frustrated because of today's events.
Little did he know Wei Yuan would betray him. She had already stopped crying and began packing her clothes.
As Wei Yuan was busy, White Album appeared again to inform her about the changes.
'My master has summoned me back to him. He is nearby.'
”Where!?” Wei Yuan was delighted. She didn't expect that Xu Miao was this fast.
'Somewhere below here.'
”Really!?”
'I'm not sure. I have to take a look first.'
”Go then. Come back and tell me where he is, okay?'
White Album's ghost body dove into the ground and disappeared.
…
Within 10 minutes, Xu Xiuying's clone returned to Xu Miao, who was still standing in the sewer. As soon as she saw his condition, she sneered in disgust.
'Yikes! Master, why did you take a shit bath? Or, did you shit on yourself on purpose?'
”Long story short, I like scat.”
'… That's not funny.'
”It was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Well, help me scout this prison. I need to know where to dig and get to Wei Yuan.”
'Oh, sure. That's easy.'
White Album's spirit body entered the mountain and disappeared. 10 minutes later, she returned.
'I've mapped everything!'
The clone entered Xu Miao's body, and her thoughts entered his mind. She directly transferred her visual memory into his brain.
This ability wasn't listed in the system, so Xu Miao was surprised. He gritted his teeth as his brain was overloaded with over a thousand images within a few seconds.
”White Album, don't do that again…”
'I thought you would appreciate my ability. What an ingrate master.'
Xu Miao spat, ”You almost exploded my head inside out just now! You could have told me where to dig and where I should avoid instead of uploading the entire freaking YouTube website into my head!”
'Hahaha! I never expected that you were so weak. I thought you got stronger than the last time we fought.'
White Album mimicked Xu Xiuying's voice and tone. She had the memory of the time when Xu Miao immaturely tried to defeat her in the Isolation Space.
”Whatever. I'll beat you one day.”
'I'll be waiting. If you lose, I'll milk you again \u003c3'
”…”
White Album opened her legs and tempted Xu Miao. Fortunately, her appearance wore the same clothes as the original Xu Xiuying was currently wearing, so nothing was revealed.
In anger, Xu Miao desummoned her and trapped White Album in his body. Letting her outside for a long time consumed a lot of Yin Qi.
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3 PM
An ice shovel, created by Xu Miao's ice manipulation skill, dug through the cement sewer and expand the waterway to create a path that a human could squeeze through. Xu Miao cleared the path with ease after he had strengthened his physique with Yang Qi.
With White Album's picture memory, Xu Miao followed the small pipe trails toward Wei Yuan's bathroom. It took him hours to get there, but he reached his goal.
Xu Miao climbed into the bathroom. He peeked outside to see if Wei Yuan was still there, but he was greeted with a complaint.
”Why the hell is this shitty smell coming from!?”
The stink on Xu Miao's body hit Wei Yuan's nose. She mumbled and stomped toward the bathroom.
Then, her eyes met Xu Miao's, whose body was covered with wastewater and goo.
”…”
”…”
The husband and wife stared at each other, but Wei Yuan was covering her nose.
”… Stay in there for an hour. Clean yourself before you talk to me.”
”What's the point of cleaning myself when I'm going to get dirtied again?”
Wei Yuan rolled her eyes. She condensed a pseudo aura barrier around herself, ”See this? If you're a bit smarter, you could have covered yourself with aura barrier like this and before you've gone through all the trouble.”
Xu Miao's jaw dropped. He didn't think of that before, ”I'm so stupid.”
”It's good that you've realized your stupidity. Get back in there and scrub all those shits off your face. Make sure you brush your teeth 69 times and drink two bottles of detergent on the shelf!”
”I'll die if I drink those-”
”SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO WHAT I SAID!!”
Xu Miao shrunk back as if he were a scardy husband facing his angry wife. Normally, he wouldn't fear a shouting woman, but it was an exception today. After all, he was at fault for being an idiot.
Wei Yuan kicked Xu Miao into the bathroom and slammed the door in his face.
”Geez, what are you going to do on your own with your peanut brain? You'll probably die in a sewer somewhere if I'm not around with you…”
Xu Miao didn't notice Wei Yuan's face. She beamed with a bright smile and skipped in joy since Xu Miao fulfilled his promise of coming here to pick her up in person. She hummed while she double-checked her belongings in her spatial ring and patted her belly.