76 The Goblin City (2/2)
She retreated her wisp outside of the castle and back into her inventory before running back to her team's camp. She needed to formulate a plan of attack and she was certain that she would need their assistance to successfully take down the city.
Even from the little that she had seen, she had already enough information to formulate, in what was in her opinion, a genius plan.
'My lord will be so proud of me! I will destroy all those filthy goblins and finally prove my worth to my lord!' She thought with a mix of excitement and disgust, running back to her camp at breakneck speed.
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\u003c\u003c My Lord Gerkrik the great! This peasant claims that he has something important to report! \u003e\u003e A black goblin guard said, throwing the green goblin in question in front of the goblin king.
The green goblin immediately went on both knees, smashing his face against the hard floor, blood coming out of his forehead from the strength of the impact.
On a magnificent throne made out of various bones from different beasts, sat a very large, muscular, red-bearded, Aagz goblin. His clothes were that of a warlord and not at all luxurious like the typical king as his armour mostly consisted of heavy leather and bloody skulls. To his left and right were 2 of the curviest, most attractive goblins in the city. But compared to the average human, they look like ugly, big-nosed, evil witches.
\u003c\u003c You are getting your filthy blood all over my carpet!! You are courting death!! \u003e\u003e The king bellowed.
\u003c\u003c N-n-no! Please have mercy, my lord!! I wouldn't dare!!\u003e\u003e The goblin panicked, immediately lifting his bloody head off the ground.
\u003c\u003c Now speak! I heard that you have really important news for me!! If not then it will be your head! \u003e\u003e
The green goblin gulped a big chuck of saliva before continuing.
\u003c\u003c My lord! While my group and I were hunting, we came across an unknown monkey race we have never seen before. They had already cleared out every last beast in the Vrurk swamp. We fought the skeleton and rotten apes to a standstill and we only won due to the help of commander Pyris. The commander told me to leave and report what happened to you, my lord. But, as I was leaving, I noticed that the Ape queen had arrived. She was extremely strong and more beautiful than any woman I had ever seen. She used her fire ability to absolutely annihilate the commander using her fire magic, even evaporating an entire lake. My lord! I recommend that you watch out for her... \u003e\u003e
\u003c\u003c HAHAHA!! Is that it? You came here just to tell me of your team's failure and incapability to hunt!! Pathetic!! Those Apes you saw were actually humans. The very same beasts we went to war with 10 years ago. You can even see one of their skulls on this very chair I sit on \u003e\u003e The king said, rubbing a human skull on his right armrest.
\u003c\u003c A group of guards ambushed and captured a group of 6 humans last night! Your team was one of the weaker ones so you were never told about this!! I had fun with one of the human girls this morning and I will say it is a very lovely experience. I have them kept in the dungeon as a reward for any goblin I see worthy of playing with them. The human boys just became my dinner, their flesh is extra tasty! \u003e\u003e The king said, taking a bite of a human finger like it was a French fry.
\u003c\u003c My lord… Are you not worried about the possibility of another war with these humans? They seem very strong and they might be looking for revenge…\u003e\u003e
\u003c\u003c HAHAHAHA!! Them?? Are you trying to insult me?? They're harmless! Nothing more than little puppies! The last time they came here it was only you weak ass blueberries and cabbages. But now that we great Aagz goblins are in charge, they won't be able to do a thing! They can attack my kingdom as much as they want! It will only be more food and women for me! \u003e\u003e The goblin king laughed like he heard the funniest thing in the world.
\u003c\u003c Y...yes… of course my lord… \u003e\u003e the green goblin muttered.
\u003c\u003c You provided me with some good entertainment so I shall let the punishment for wasting my time slide! \u003e\u003e The goblin king said with a laugh.
This filled the green goblin with immense relief and happiness, so much that he even started crying from joy.
\u003c\u003c Thank you so much for your mercy lord!! You are truly a great king!! \u003e\u003e The goblin sobbed with joy.
Sadly, his joy did not last for long.
\u003c\u003c However, as punishment for not hunting enough food for the city, I order that you be chopped up into a meat stew and served to the slums!! They haven't eaten good meat in years! I am sure that they would be overjoyed at the news!! \u003e\u003e The king said, laughing his ass off.
\u003c\u003c N...n...no! PLEASE MY LORD HAVE MERCY!!! \u003e\u003e The goblin screamed at the top of his lungs as he was forcefully dragged out of the throne room by the same 2 guards that escorted him.
\u003c Hehehe… I wonder if that human girl he talked about really was as sexy as he described…\u003e