Chapter 114 (1/2)
”Boom...”
”Boom!”
”Boom, boom!”
On a huge flat land in the east of riyuejiao, there was a continuous explosion.
A lion demon landlady in the teahouse close to the flat ground couldn't help it. She roared at the explosion: ”I'm dying, don't let people do business!”
But... Unfortunately... The boss's voice was soon covered up by the explosion
......
”I've told pinch for a long time. Brother Jiang said C4 is not like this. Why don't you listen to pinch when you're old?”
Behind a bunker not far from the open space, a man with a three-level helmet took off his helmet and spit out sand.
It's not so much a ”man” as a puppet robot. Its shape is a bit like an armored treasure. Its voice uses synthetic sound, but it also has an accent
”You don't understand! What we yearn for is the eternal art! Explosion is art! Ah... It's like a black dragon, just like my blood! Ah!!! My eyes! Seems to see through the truth of the world! ”
The remote-controlled robot glanced at each other: ”madezz!”
”Little black! Don't make art that insults me! ”
”What I scold is pinch!”
Little black, who didn't know where to control the robot, couldn't help it. He slapped the robot on the back of his head.
No one has seen Xiaohei's real person, and no one has heard Xiaohei's real voice. Even if he goes out to purchase, Xiaohei controls this robot that looks like an armored Xiaobao.
Of course, Xiaohei doesn't just have such a robot.
In the concept map provided by Jiang Lin, Jiang Lin and others have also seen ”jingle cat little black”, ”zoom as high as little black”, ”steel Jialulu little black” and ”Pikachu little black”
Even if Xiao Hei wants to go out, he also lets the robot replace him. He remotely controls himself in the house
”Brother Jiang is right! Pinch is enough in Goose (2) disease! What's too goose, Zhenjun! Pinch and call Zhong Er Zhen Jun! ”
”Little black! If you slap me on the head again! Believe it or not, I turned against you! ”
Then Taier Zhenjun raised his right hand wrapped in bandages one after another.
”I tell you! I can't stand the ancient power in my body! And my evil king's real eye! Ah! I heard it! It's restless! ”
”I'm restless, you MMP!”
Xiaohei couldn't help it. He threw his helmet away and stood up to kick Taier Zhenjun.
”Ah! Sue! Didn't you listen to brother Jiang? Hit people not in the face! Kick people not birds! Ah! what the fuck! Ah! ”
”I kick like a pinched bird! A C4 goose has been improved! It all failed 99 times! Ninety nine times! How much material do you think labor and capital have? I can't help it! Labor and capital work! ”
”Little black! If you fight again, my blood will really explode! Then be careful that you are swallowed up by the black dragon in my body! ”
”Hey! I'm afraid of pinching. Why don't we teach you? Are there any other yin-yang friars? I'll find pinching! ”
”Little black! You can question my integrity! But you can't question my skills! ”
suddenly! Taier Zhenjun stood up.
The left eye is wearing a mask, the left hand is wearing a bandage, and the oblique non mainstream bangs have a feeling of ”gathering at the entrance of the village, with cement”.
In particular, the worn black cloak is like a patient in the late stage of secondary disease.
”Pinch technique! I @@# (silencing here) your technique! Let me pinch down the explosion array! Concentrate! Pinch and step on the horse, bigger and bigger! Technology! I... ”
”Uncle Zhenjun, uncle Xiaohei...”
Just as Xiao Hei rolled up his arm to rub Taier Zhenjun on the ground, in the sky not far away, a middle-aged man in a green shirt, Yufeng, and a small and lovely little dragon girl flew slowly.
The little dragon girl kept shaking her short fat hands. Her big eyes were happy and greeted Taier Zhenjun and Xiaohei in the open space.
Hearing Xiaolongnv's voice, Xiaohei quickly stopped, patted the dust on his body, and cut his hair covered with sand
Although he managed, Xiao Hei found that he was a puppet and had no hairstyle
Similarly, Taier Zhenjun also raised the bangs in front of his forehead and corrected the eye mask in his left eye
The Little Dragon Girl landed slowly, walked up to them with her short legs, happily took out two pieces of paper from her small backpack, raised her small head and hands to them:
”This is the calligraphy I practiced today. It's for uncle Xiaohei and uncle Taier.”
Taier smiled happily: ”Oh, how interesting is this? Thank you for reading.”
”But Niannian doesn't look good...” xiaoniannian lowered his head and poked two small index fingers at each other. He looked a little unsure.
Xiao hei and Taier Zhenjun squatted down and took the paper and unfolded it gently.
”No, it's good to read and write.”
”Yes, yes, the words read are very aural. They are as lovely as little read.”
”Really?”
Xiaoniannian raised her forehead and looked at the two uncles happily.
”Really, really.” Xiao Hei rubbed Niannian's small head and took out a small ball from his stomach. ”Since Niannian gave his uncle the words, his uncle also gave Niannian a small gift. This is a starry ball. If you press it in the room, it will be a beautiful starry sky.”
Niannian held the ball in her small hand and wagged her tail happily: ”thank you, uncle.”
”I also give Niannian a small gift.”
Taierzhenjun took out a gossip map from his arms. Because xiaoniannian held the stars in his hand, taierzhenjun put the 400 square centimeter gossip map into xiaoniannian's small backpack.
”This is a small jigsaw puzzle. If you feel a little bored at home, you can play it together.”
Xiao Niannian narrowed two crescent moons happily: ”thank you, uncle.”
”You two are still so energetic.”
Kong Ba Ba stepped forward and bowed.
Tiejia Xiaobao Xiaohei bowed back: ”Mr. Kong, why do you pinch it today to send it home? Isn't Jiang Nizi going to pick it up? ”
”Oh, today, we had a spring outing in our school. It was early. I sent the students home, and it happened that I had something to interview double Everest.”
Taier Zhenjun patted Kong Baba on the shoulder:
”No, I don't know what Confucian knowledge Jiang Lin sent Niannian to study in your school. Isn't your school too serious? In addition to the four books and five classics, I heard that you teach some of the hundreds of schools. What kind of cooking do you teach? Isn't it 'a gentleman can cook far'? Are you not afraid of your Confucian ancestors being angry? ”
”Ah, brother Tai, you don't understand.” Kong Ba Ba quickly waved his hand, ”the knowledge of hundreds of schools of thought has its own reason. Although our Confucian knowledge is good, there are some dross. We can have a better understanding of Confucian knowledge by dabbling and mastering it. What our scholars pay attention to is...”
”Wait... I don't want to hear.” Xiaohei quickly waved his hand and touched xiaoniannian's head. ”If Niannian is boring, Kuo has been playing here. There are a lot of toys here.”