Chapter 662 (1/2)
Mother?
Lu Ming is a little confused.
really
Ordinary souls are naturally asexual, but it should not be difficult to manifest gender in super hierarchical existence such as black cat, Phoenix spirit and fire dragon.
Just.
He never thought that brother cat was a mother!!!
wait.
If brother cat is a mother... What do you call him?
Pussy?
Sister cat?
Mao Mei?
I don't know why.
At this moment, countless incredible pictures flashed in Lu Ming's mind.
For example——
It is said that the Dragon Knight Jiang Feng, who dares to risk roast chicken, is a senior.
Another example——
His old body is old and useless wood can't leave good genes. The peak of his life is the old father who knows his mother.
And now
This legendary cause is finally his turn.
oh
of course.
Then there are some games, such as chocolate and Xiangzi
Pop!
A dark shadow flashed past.
Lu Ming immediately flew out and hung it on the wall.
Brush!
The sea of consciousness was momentarily silent.
“……”
The little sword was silent.
It learns to be smart. It's better not to be subtle in this kind of thing.
Pop!
The shadow flashed.
The little sword flew out in an instant.
Little sword:???
It subconsciously looked at brother cat and instantly understood brother cat's eyes: anyway, you will die sooner or later. Blow you out first
The little sword cried. Who did it provoke?
Brush!
The blue coral and octopus ball on one side immediately rolled away by themselves.
Black cat: ”
Anyway.
The sea of our consciousness has been silent for a long time.
very long.
final.
Skillfully pulled out one card for each person, and honestly squatted in front of brother cat... Cough, sister cat.
”I was wrong.”
One card per person is very honest.
“……”
The black cat's eyes swept over the two goods.
final.
Only a sigh.
”Meow ~”
……
”Cough.”
”Brother cat said... Er, sister cat said, don't be naughty. You'd better be ready to deal with zero things if you fail this time...”
Xiaojian didn't say, and Lu Ming knew it.
That's right.
Cat brother, cat Sister and cat mother are not important
What's the effect of male and female?
No,
Does anthropomorphism have an impact?
No,
Does pussy have an impact?
No... yes.
Cough.
Anyway.
Now?
The most important thing is the enemy!!!
”I know.”
Lu Ming looked dignified.
For a long time.
He asked, ”aren't there eight superpowers in total? Are there any competitions or deadly enemies between them?”
”Even if there is.”
Xiaojian shook his head. ”They can't risk here. Under normal circumstances, this world belongs to the restricted area for several countries.”
”All right.”
Lu Ming understands.
It seems that we can only rely on ourselves.
”Another question...”
Lu Ming raised his hand.
”Say.”
”Zero is male or female?”
”Man.”
”Oh.”
Lu Ming regretted, ”it seems that my peerless appearance can't work.”
black cat:???
Where's the face?!
……
For a long time.
Lu Ming leaves the sea of consciousness.
He has some preparation for how to deal with zero.
But.
Whether it can succeed
Only ghosts know.
What are his strengths?
Information.
Zero knows little about the world.
It's not that zero doesn't understand, but in order to avoid integrating into the world, zero avoids understanding as much as possible. Just know that the strength here is weak.
Well
Nine stars
Maybe.
Try master Rudan.
therefore.
Lu Ming thought for a moment and sent a message to Lu Dan, ”where are you?”
”Yes.”
”Can you roll nine stars?”
“？？？”
Rudan looked confused.
Grass.
Nine stars?
wait.
How did this owe turn into nine stars?
Also, aren't you just six stars? How did you offend Jiuxing?!
oh
Remember
The archer
”No.”
Rudan shook his head decisively. ”I'll be gone with an arrow in the head.”
Lu Ming: ”
”I'm not a counselor.”
Rudan explained, ”it's OK for you to let me skip the level to play auxiliary occupations, such as those so-called martial monks, priests who can lead therapy, healers who like playing dishes... I'll hook one fist, even if they don't bring advice to the nine stars!”
”But...”
”Cough.”
”Combat class...”
”Especially the divine archers, I can barely fight at the same level and skip the level... Ten% will be cold.”
Rudan sighed.
Lu Ming: ”
Yes.
With so many explanations, it seems that I can't beat it. However, Lu Ming asked casually. He didn't expect Ludan to kill zero.
”Cough.”
”I mainly want to invite you to participate in the product conference of R & D Department of sword Card Association tonight. If you want to have time, you can come and support the field...”
Lu Ming coughed.
”Oh?”
Rudan exclaimed, ”do you still have a product conference?”
”Yes.”
Lu Ming smiled. ”It's the new products of our R & D department. Popular products such as Dior bubble wine and poke goods expansion will also be distributed free of charge.”
”Oh?!”
Rudan's eyes lit up.
He has heard of these things. Unexpectedly, they are all developed by the sword card master association!
Cow batch!
Unfortunately.
These things are useless to him.
however.
Just when he was ready to refuse, Lu Ming sent a product list. Lu Dan subconsciously glanced at a product and paused.
This is
This is
————
Overlord God oil: it can make you Duang! A mysterious product that grows hair!
————
”Is there such a product?”
Rudan touched his head and was shocked.
In order to become stronger, he lost too much... He also used countless products, all of which ended in failure, but if it was the sword Card Association
They seem to have few failures.
Besides.
Free
Right?
therefore.
Rudan promised to be there on time at 8 p.m.
”Very good.”
Lu Ming was very satisfied.
……
of course.
Subsequently, Lu Ming also sent the product list to the teaching director of the first college, to the director of the battle Department of Tiandu, and to countless masters
Look.
Countless products, there is always one for you!
Everyone can receive a full set of gifts when they come!
Privacy.
secret.
No one knows which one you want.
Whether it's for Dior wine, or for overlord oil, even for the film, it will make you satisfied.
Predictable.
Tonight's R & D conference is bound to be a feast in Tiandu.
Now.
In Tiandu, only the sword card master Association and only Lu Ming have such energy.
therefore.
The big men agreed one after another.
……
of course.
As the big men came one after another, the news leaked out.
Soon.
Everyone in Tiandu knows that the sword card master Association will hold an extremely grand product conference, which is mainly for those masters.
It is said that.
This product launch will show the upgrading of previous products, various new models and various products still in the R & D department.
Including but not limited to——
The new sparkling wine is said to be based on the legendary mysterious blue coral.
The new film is said to prevent not only blue light, but also thoughts and peeping
Mysterious whitening products
Mysterious hair removal products
wait.
You can think of everything here.
”Wow...”
”I really want to go.”
”It is said that everyone at the scene has a share, which is distributed free of charge.”
”Cow batch!”
People marveled.
You know, the products of the sword card master association are not cheap. Many of them have a price without a market. Even masters may not be able to buy them.
What's more
Many of them are new products this time.
Although it is only a small welfare for the master, but
That's it.
”I heard that Lu Ming not only invited the master, but also gave each of them an invitation qualification...”
”True or false?”
”Really, now the invitation qualification has been fried into a sky high price... Those masters invited by Lu Ming have become fragrant pastries one by one.”
”Wow...”
People marveled.
For a long time.
#The sky high invitation letter #, # the real grand master level feast #, # the R & D conference of sword Card Association #, # the Yellow Cattle # said by the dog # all hit the hot search.
“……”
Little sword was stunned.
This hot search
No.
It's also worried that everyone is willing to come. Why is it so hot all of a sudden, eh?
then.
Look back.
It saw what Lu Ming was talking to Zhang Yang
Little sword: ”
Sure enough.
You marketing dogs are hot all day! But you invited a master! Will the masters come here because of hot search or something?
”Ha ha.”
Lu Ming smiled but said nothing.
Naive.
Master
That's human, too.
……
Now.