Chapter 45： Love for seven days, torture (3) (1/2)

”Lin Moge!”

Li Ye's face became so dark that he finally couldn't help but retched, and tears of vomiting were almost streaming out.

”Damn woman, dare you try such a disgusting joke! I don't mind letting you experience it yourself...”

Before he finished speaking, he retched a few times.

Looking at Master Li's reaction, Lin Moge's smile was a satisfaction.

The grievances I suffered today disappeared instantly.

But she still knew that she would stop when she saw it, or else she would really anger this killer god, and she would not even cry.

After wiping the tears from the laughter, he patted his sore **** and sat back on the sofa, finally calming down.

”Okay, okay, this time it's serious.”

”Hmph, if you are not afraid of death, you can continue to challenge my patience!”

Master Li snorted coldly, and the disgusting and trembling scene in his head lingered...

But as calm as he was, he managed to endure it.

Li Ye is almighty, nothing can beat him.

If one disgusting joke doesn't work, then two.

However, Lin Moge was forced by Master Li's majesty and did not dare to risk his life again, so he could only reluctantly give up this excellent opportunity to kill Master Li in seconds.

After calming down, his eyes rolled, and another joke came to mind.

”There is a bird that flies over a field of corns every day. It can see the corns in the land go through a series of hard work such as fertilization, watering, weeding, etc. In summer, after another cool and warm autumn, it was finally the harvest day. But just before the harvest, a fire broke out in the cornfield. It was a fire that burned all the corn.”

This story was told in her soft voice, but it seemed to be a sad story.

Li Ye's mood was attracted again...

”In the early morning after the fire, when the bird flew over the rice field again, it suddenly fell and died...Do you know why?”

After Lin Moge finished speaking, he looked at the man in the hospital bed who was listening carefully.

Li Ye used all the brain cells and came up with countless possibilities.

Shot by a hunter? Feelings for Bao Mi Di, so sad?

Otherwise, the temperature is too high after the fire, and the bird is cooked?

But they were all rejected by Lin Moge.

Li Ye spread his hand and said to give up, ”Let's talk about it, why you died.”

Lin Moge blinked his big watery eyes and spit out an answer, ”Because the corn became white popcorn after being burned by the fire, when the bird flew over, it thought it was snowing, and it froze to death. .”

Thinking it was snowing, it froze to death...

so cold……

hiss……

Master Li couldn't help but shudder, it was so cold!

What a cold joke.

”Hahaha...”

Lin Moge looked up to the sky again and laughed, but this time he was amused by Master Li's expression.

It is so funny that Wushuang's face can make such a tangled expression!

Li Ye's face became darker and darker, and he faintly felt that something was wrong.

It was meant to make this woman amused by telling jokes, but why did it seem the other way around?

Now this woman is smiling and trembling, but he is tortured?

As time passed by, Lin Moge's silly joke class continued...

It was over until she had a dry mouth and moved all the stock in her little head.

But by the end, it was already late at night.

Originally speaking, the cold joke was not only a technical job, but also a personal effort. Her small body was about to be taken apart.

Especially the stomach, now there is a soreness when it moves, obviously it is too much to laugh.

Li Ye's cheeks were too sore, and his facial expressions were so rich tonight. He made all the expressions that he hadn't done in decades. It's really ”thanks” to this woman.

Forget it, the day will be long, this **** woman will surely beg for mercy from Li Ye.

Because Li Ye did not allow her to leave his sight, she could only sleep on the sofa with a blanket.

Fortunately, the room is warm enough and the sofa is comfortable enough.

In addition, it was so hard to laugh just now, so that he fell asleep in a short while, and even forgot that there was a pervert in the room.

I don't know how long I slept, but in a daze, I heard a reluctant voice with a little hoarseness.

”Lin Moge...”

It must be a dream, and the person in the dream is talking.

She arched her body and continued to sleep.

”Lin Moge! Help me to the bathroom!”

That voice was reluctant and urging.

He closed his eyes tightly, motionless, and continued to pretend not to hear.

Isn't it just the bathroom? He can go by himself during the day.

Oh no, it seems that Yue Yong is helping him during the day.

So what, he can do everything, isn't there anything that can be hard for him? Such trivial things as going to the bathroom are definitely not a problem.

Li Ye took a deep breath, and her cold tone made her feel excited.

”I count to three, if you pretend to die again, I don't mind letting you wash your stomach again!”