28 Chapter 26 - Sora’s Big Headache (1/2)
On board the Lightning Blossom...
Sora was currently sitting down on a chair watching the girls. They were 4 years old, and they had to be treated like four year olds. Sora was upset. He didn't want kids yet. Not that they were actually his children, but he didn't want to have to take care of children yet.
When he originally learned that his weapons finally reached Rainbow Class and formed a human form, he was excited. He imagined them all to be like Kyori. Or at least, he expected them to be mature. Why were they ACTUALLY four year olds?
Sora thanked God they knew how to use the toilet by themselves at least. Considering how much they clung to him, he was afraid they would force him to follow them into the toilet using that as an excuse! He'd never hear the end of it then. Moreover, the twins didn't even try to interact with anyone else! Now his wives resented him because he was the only person they liked.
Celeste and Trishula wouldn't even try to talk to anyone other than Sora, Kyori and Mystic! 'What happened to my max luck?? How is having to take care of a bunch of children lucky? Is it because they're cute? Ok so what? They may be cute but they won't leave me alone!' He thought.
It's not that he disliked them. He just didn't like being the only person they allowed to take care of them. Mystic was fine, she interacted with others a little, but the twins wouldn't even interact with toys he got them from the system unless he participated. 'Maybe Tsuru knows!' He suddenly thought. He found a way to excuse himself from Celest and Trishula temporarily and went to his cabin. Inside, he took out his den den mushi, which wore the same cowboy hat he did, and had yin-yang tattoo below it's right eye. It's shell was blue with a lightning bolt symbol on either side. He quickly called Tsuru hoping to get some advice.
Purupurupurupuru KACHA!
Tsuru: ”Hello?”
Sora: ”Hello, mother. I have a very important question for you.”
Tsuru: ”What is it? I was in a meeting!”
Sora: ”Have you ever dealt with children closely before? I got three children here and two of them are particularly attached to me. They won't even talk to people other than me! I'm not opposed to them liking me, but they shouldn't be so clingy!”
Tsuru: ”...”
Sora: ”Mother?”
Tsuru: ”Did you say you had children?”
Sora: ”Yes, three children that are four years old.”
Tsuru: ”Where are you?!”
Sora: ”I don't know, we left Ushikau Island about 5 days ago. We should be reaching a new island soon.”
Tsuru: ”Hold on a second, Sora.”
On Tsuru's end of the line she quickly bathed into the meeting room after telling Sora to wait.
Sengoku: ”Tsuru, what's gotten-”
Tsuru: ”SHUT UP, SENGOKU! Quick, tell me what the closest islands are to Ushikau Island!”
???: ”Uuuushikaaauu? Isn't thaaat near Big Berry?”