Chapter 200: Your Saliva Stinks! (1/2)

Lu Chenzhou didn’t say anything to Cheng Yang, only looking at him with an overbearingly haughty expression.

Cheng Yang, on the other hand, was furious. He quickly sobered up, clutched his forehead, and gasped out loud. “What kind of gaze is that?! Are you blaming me for disrupting your sleep?” By this point, Cheng Yang’s anger had built up so much that he had to laugh to release some of the pressure. Then, he pointed at the door and said, “Scram, scram, scram! I’ll forgive you this once on account of Lu Chenming, but if you ever return to this apartment again, I’ll report you to the police!”

“Scram!” Lu Chenzhou was much more authoritative than Cheng Yang. His tone was cold and deep as if it were a punch thrown at his face.

Cheng Yang thought that he’d heard wrong, and in his anger, even his tone changed. “What?”

Lu Chenzhou’s face was dark and stormy. He slowly enunciated, one word at a time, “Get the hell out of here!”

“……”

Cheng Yang had never met anyone this shameless in his entire lifetime! He jumped up from the floor and loudly yelled back, “Where’s your pride? Your face? Do you know whose house this is? Huh? This is my sister’s apartment, and I helped pay for it! You want me to scram? Are you asking for a beating?”

Lu Chenzhou continued to ignore him.

Cheng Yang rolled his sleeves up. “You asked for it!”

He leapt up and was about to grab Lu Chenzhou’s neck and drag him out. However, the reason why he had managed to hit Lu Chenzhou last time was only because Lu Chenzhou hadn’t expected it; this time, Cheng Yang wasn’t as lucky. Before he could even get close, Lu Chenzhou had kicked him back onto the floor.

“……”

Since Cheng Yang was drunk, he was also a lot more bullheaded than usual. He thumped the floor with his fist before stubbornly leaping onto the bed again. This time, he was also prepared and managed to stop himself from being kicked off. Instead of trying to grapple Lu Chenzhou’s upper body, he aimed for Lu Chenzhou’s legs, and once he had a grip, he bit down on Lu Chenzhou’s exposed thigh with a savage howl.

Mr. Lu was currently only wearing his underwear.

Cheng Yang’s bite caused a shudder to run through Lu Chenzhou’s entire body—he didn’t expect that Cheng Xi’s twin brother would be so shameless as to actually bite someone! No, no, no. To Lu Chenzhou, being bitten wasn’t the main point; rather, the main point was that Cheng Yang had woken him up. Lu Chenzhou’s recent nights had been restless and devoid of sleep. Then, today, he had suddenly thought of sleeping in Cheng Xi’s bed. As he finally had a peaceful sleep for the first time in a long while, he dreamed of doing…… certain things with her, until he was roused by a foreign touch.

When Lu Chenzhou first felt that foreign touch, he honestly thought for a brief moment that Cheng Xi had returned. His heart ached for her, but he instantly noticed that something was off. Cheng Xi’s hand seemed much larger and coarser than he remembered! It wasn’t her!

And so he had ruthlessly kicked the offending person off of the bed.

Lu Chenzhou was so angry that his fury could burn down a mountain. After all, not only did Cheng Yang try to chase him out, he even tried to beat him up! Mr. Lu’s eyes turned red, and he pounced on him.

One was enraged and the other drunk. The two of them roughly tussled about on Cheng Xi’s bed, fighting tooth and nail. Under normal conditions, Cheng Yang didn’t stand a chance at winning against Lu Chenzhou. Even though their height and weight were similar, Cheng Yang didn’t exercise very often, which meant that his body was in worse condition. However, his shamelessness helped keep him in the game; if he couldn’t beat Lu Chenzhou in terms of strength, then he’d bite and lick him. Cheng Yang’s tongue was unusually long, like a frog’s, and it was just as flexible and disgusting. His strategy revolved around licking Mr. Lu to induce an opening and then socking him in a weak spot.

The two of them actually ended up in a strange equilibrium until they both fell back onto their half of the bed, exhausted. Lu Chenzhou’s lower jaw was swollen and Cheng Yang had a black eye, Lu Chenzhou’s face had a long scratch on it and Cheng Yang’s nose had almost been bent out of shape…… there were many other small wounds all over their bodies.