Chapter 1140： Business Development Series (1/2)
Not surprisingly, anyone chatting with Sikong would occasionally be tempted to throw this product up to five kilometers in the air and then take out a 50-caliber luxury blue Gatlin from his crotch to make a hearty burst.
emmmm, of course, is not absolute. For example, the uncle Warlock who is on the scene now doesn't think so.
Hey, can you be happy if you have money? It's just that the rich man's happy warlock master can't even imagine it...
The warlock said very concerned,
”With so many people eating and drinking Lazar, how much circulation will it take!”
After finishing speaking, the uncle Warlock also looked at Sikong with a very sympathetic look that looked like caring for two fools.
You know what it means to be hungry for one person and the whole family~!
A sense of superiority emerges spontaneously.
Sikong: ”???”
Lin Chou sighed.
You see, making friends is also about skill, otherwise it's easy to get out of the modern gap.
Uncle Warlock was dragged by Lin Chousheng and ran once, after a while, he said a few words, and hurriedly carried a free salted chicken and slid away quickly.
His Uncle Warlock was also busy slicing Liu Renjun for scientific research, so how could he have time to accompany the two of them to eat radish and worry about it.
Sikong thought for a while,
”What do you think of asking the warlock to be a teacher in Qinshan Martial Arts School?”
Lin Chou threw out the menu and found out a pounding garlic tube with garlic.
”He? What to teach students how to deal with sudden and extreme situations, such as applying a halo of disaster in the school... Well, the idea is good, but the reality is very cruel, and it will not last more than a week. Your school should be blown up... it's dead...”
You see, the one used at the end of life is very spiritual. Lin Chou feels that his wording is becoming more and more appropriate. This should be a direct manifestation of the increase in emotional intelligence.
Sikong's face turned black.
”Of course I teach space theory! Of course I don't ask for anything else, I only ask the students to be able to distinguish between what is a portal and what is a space crack in the future...”
”You know, I saw a Tier 4 garrison young lieutenant last time. When he went out to sea, he happened to ran into a virtual beast and stunned his head. A crack in the space that the tail flung out, he dared to touch it with his hands!”
”Fuck, do you listen to this truthful?”
Lin Chou was speechless.
Uh, maybe education in space theory is really necessary, at least it can reduce the way the sun will die in the future, isn't it?
”You really don't help me ask? Oh, they are about to order, so hurry over.” Sikong frowned and looked at the cheongsam trio.
Lin Chou said,
”Um... I guess they will have to wait a while. They are about to pinch because they are discussing whether eating 13-fold buns is auspicious or unlucky. I'd better stay away and watch it lively before talking, lest I get splashed with blood.”
Sikong glanced at the shivering little boy sandwiched between three extremely temperamental cheongsam women.
”Oh, woman~”
People come and go, customers are like a cloud, and the banners and flags raised on the rostrum seem to show the golden light in Lin Chou's eyes.
This wave of publicity offensive can be said to be quite fierce, but unfortunately, no lucky guy can perform on the spot after eating salt-baked chicken, an awakening alienation or something, otherwise the irritable parents may be able to crush the rostrum. .
It's the little girl who ate the lucky chicken...
Hey there!
The enrollment activities lasted three days in total.
Sikong recruited a total of 10,000 ”school-age children”, and Lin Chou's income was also brilliant, and it came to an end for the time being.
...
The next morning when Lin Chou returned to Yanhui Mountain, the team of parents who were eager to look forward to their son Jackie Chan hadn't arrived yet, and the second concubine arrived early on the pangolin.
Lin Chou greeted her,
”Well, sit down first, it will be fine for a while.”
——Tsk, our forest has made friends with a new girl (crossed out)!
The second woman screamed, rubbing her eyes and dozing on the table.
Suddenly, the ordering equipment that had been improved again and again rang dripping.
Lin Chou pinched the paper printed out by the machine for a while.
”Eh?!”
Within five minutes, Bao Er arrived in a hurry, with a sad expression on his face.
”Brother Chou, Brother Chou, look at the guy in this order, this is still a human... eh...”
Lin Chou pointed to a bowl of **** things and said lightly to the second concubine,
”While it's hot!”
The second concubine stared at Lin Chou faintly.
”What's the matter?” Lin Chou asked.
”No!” The second woman gritted her teeth, ”Goooooooooo!”
Bao Er was a little confused,
”What's the situation?”
”What's the special thing like that big aunt who has been fired? It's disgusting to smell...”
Did I break through Boss Lin's little-known hobby?
Lin Chou and Big Breast, who rushed to the scene of the crime, opened their eyes wide and watched the second concubine drink the indescribable thing.
”how do you feel?”
The second woman covered her mouth,
”Think... I want to throw up...”
”Hold it!!” The big-chested sister, a barefoot doctor who holds all kinds of weird remedies, has her eyebrows erect.
In the morning, I returned to Chizhi, and in the afternoon I returned to Lin Chou. The two agreed that the second concubine had been infected with a particularly secret poison and needed treatment.
Of course, Lin Chou is not as violent as Big Breast Sister. His ”treatment” is based on dishes such as pig blood soup, renovated toothy wolf sashimi, and so on.
——Anyway, after Lin Chou kidnapped the second concubine Daoyan and returned to the mountain, he ran over and said that if the second concubine could be saved, they should take care of the wrongdoer, and it would be difficult for anyone to stop him!
Lin Chou shrugged and made sure that the second concubine would not be poisoned by Big Breast Sister’s bowl of soup on the spot, and then he took the time to say to Bao Er.
”This one is more troublesome, but fortunately, there is no time limit.”
The expression on Bao Er's face changed, think about the address...
But I didn't seem to have the right to refuse, so I gritted my teeth and tried!
”It's nothing, within five minutes... so what, it's guaranteed to be delivered within fifty minutes, you should.”
...
In the middle of the night, the wilderness.
The little sheep’s eyes emit pink lights to illuminate the road ahead at a speed of no more than 200 per hour. This speed is very leisurely for the little sheep, which is equivalent to a walk.
Bao Er huddled in the lamb, stepped on the grip to control the direction and throttle, pinched a piece of paper in one hand and a pin, still looking at it.
I saw the address column on the small note with impressive words,
”It travels 133.666 kilometers in a straight line at 15 degrees south of west and 03 minutes, using obsidian as the standard to build the first-floor tower of the Pentagram; at 19 degrees from north to east, it travels in a straight line for 99.735 kilometers, using sea bluestone as the standard Triangular one-story tower; right...”
The address column has a full 86 lines, the font is a bit bigger, and a piece of printing paper is not enough, so Bao Er took the tape and put it together again.
”As soon as it is easy for me to deliver the food, I point out that the needle and the compass are not the same thing at all, okay... I have to learn to count... I can't bear this grievance!”
Mingguang, there is no compass, especially the kind of very precise compass.
”Buckling, I don't know which of the hapless guys who can't go home is playing me...” Thinking about the food in the trunk, Bao Er couldn't help but shrink his neck. ”It's still a rich bastard. !”