Chapter 1129： Do you want to evolve a mouth again? (1/2)
Si Gaoyi's drunken snoring didn't last long. The evolutionary of Mingguang's army smashed Yanhuishan with a thunderous force, and the three layers inside and outside were aggressive.
At present, the Mingguang high-level leaders are already full of turmoil, but any slight disturbance is like stabbing a hornet's nest, which will cause all the unruly minds in front of them to suffer annihilation and completely crush them.
What's more, the arrival of Si Gaoyi is as dazzling as the sun in the eyes of some powerful people who can perceive spatial fluctuations. It is almost comparable to the movement caused by the invasion of the virtual beast. If you still can’t find it, you can just find a piece of tofu and smash it to death. Count the ball.
It's a pity that someone as strong as Si Gaoyi is more likely to suffer from the disaster of collapse than the disaster of extinction-
It’s useless to act in a timely manner, no matter how swift it is. People are engaged in dimensionality reduction, and the countdown is counted down to the end of the reading. The wine (Coke?) has not yet woken up, and I just played an explosion in place, leaving only beautiful energy. Fireworks and a pool of bones.
Ok...
It really explodes...
The real one!
A big pit was exploded on the ground, and half of the evolutionary army brought by the high level vomited blood on the spot.
Stewart said, drunk and very ashamed,
”My friend Lin Chou, I'm sorry, @#! ￥%... I usually come here because of a fight, and the explosion is just a set program.”
What else could Lin Chou say, saying that he used Coke to drunk a magical entity of an alien **** and caused it to explode directly?
This statement obviously has nothing to do with Mingguang's senior management. There is no need for Si Gaoyi and Mingguang's senior management to have no relationship with him. There is no need to inflict a psychological burden on the ”lower carbon-based organisms” in his eyes. Only the strong can reconcile the strong. Who make friends.
The evolutionaries who belonged to the military had to rush to reap the team, all of them looked ugly, but the guys with the rank of lieutenant general who they had high hopes did not even dare to say a word, and the routine inquiries were too much to say. , Simply turned around and left.
-Ask your grandma, ask!
Believe it or not, if you ask tomorrow, Tyrannosaurus can let you experience a method of death that is heavier than Mount Tai?
Even these lieutenants who know the inside story better than Xiaobingyazi can't help complaining:
It's totally unnecessary!
Boss Lin is obviously on the same mind as Zhao's Leng's family, so why might he do things that endanger Mingguang?
Come on, sending us here is simply taking off our pants and farting. As expected, the high-level military officials can't count as **** soldiers. They have a dirty heart for playing politics. What they do best is to treat a gentleman like a villain.
emmmm....
Boss Lin’s ability to get lost is superb. I heard that most of these people will have some slight face blindness. I have so many people in my mind. Lin Chou probably won’t remember my face, I’m really afraid of him making trouble. My temper will give us 1024% off next time I come to dinner...
These garrison lieutenants are really scared, and now to Yanhui Mountain to order a few small dishes and drink a few sips of three-color snake wine, it seems to be a very face-to-face thing in the garrison.
Firstly, most of the military evolutionaries have their pockets shattered or even incomparable to ordinary evolutionaries. Secondly, Lin Chou is also considered as the son-in-law of the military, commonly known as the military family. The place where the garrison is stronger than the sky, can you take the team to the military family to make trouble , The orders from above will not work, you will be unwilling to the foreign monarch's order, so you don't even need your face in order to climb up? People will poke their spine into a hornet's nest!
Of course, the most important point:
What 1024% off, cold tyrannosaurus, these can be ignored, can't you not afford to hide it?
——What's so special: Some people really can't even hide, such as Lao Zhao, such as Zhao Dabao, such as Zhao Qingcang!
The garrison's great cause can't stand this old man Zhao's sparks and lightning all the way, and it is very likely that Zhao Er, Zhao Zheng, and Zhao Ziyu will be thrown into the gate of the main base of the garrison for crazy output in order of size.
Uh ...
Also embarrassed was Cui Meng.
His boss patted his **** and withdrew, so he wouldn't explode and sew on the spot and let him get in. He could only stand there and disguise as a salted fish.
Huang Dashan is gearing up,
”Lin Zi, why don't we tear up the ticket, I remember that Si Gaoyi didn't pay for the meal, and he made such a big hole again, and filled this guy like Cui and buried it in just the right size!”
Cui Meng's eyes widened in anger-with Lao Tzu's sturdy tendon flesh just to fill the hole and fill the volume?
Facing a certain monster who can only become a consensus with his own boss, Cui Meng has the strength to be infinitely close to Tier 6 and dare not talk casually. He just looked at Huang Dashan calmly.
”Don't go too far, I believe in the character of Your Excellency Lin Chou.”
”Huh, return your character...”
Bang~
When the pot comes, the mountain falls.
Huang Dashan roared in grief,
”Fuck, Lin Shou, you have changed, and you hit me with this pot?”
Cui Meng's cold sweat dripped down.
(Fuck, this fleshy body is so powerful? That's a magical pan that even the big boss of my own can put down!)
(But it's not right... Why did he be so weak when he was fighting in the mountains? He kept hiding?)
Lin Chou smiled slightly, and put away the pot without changing his face.
”Well, don't be surprised, maybe he is more resistant to this stuff.”
But isn't it, a pot every day is guaranteed, and the resistance to the basic skill of slapped face in a pan naturally comes up.
If Huang Dashan's resistance has a rating, it must be of Upanishad Grade, very cool: Upanishad*Pan Pan Face Resistance!
The injury reduction rate is 50%, the nasal bone fracture rate is reduced by 99%, the duration of facial stiffness is reduced by 50%...and so on.
If you only look at this special ability, then Prince Huang Da must at least be an orange flash-level boss template, which requires players to have certain skills and tactics to target weaknesses (such as waists) to group and brush.
Of course, after you kill the yellow face boss? Mountain, you will probably burst out with a poor and broken waist plus an orange quality face that never wears out. The additional attributes of the face are probably the lucky value -10086 and permanent kidney deficiency.
”Face boss” and the so-called ”face fighter” are two species, and one of Huang Dashan's best friends is Master Warlock, and his luck has always been unsatisfactory.
The mountain master who got up from the ground patted the mud on the back of his head and the two egg-sized, cracked stone fragments, and continued to blow it with a laugh, safe and sound.
Shen Feng suddenly sighed with sincere emotion.
”I really envy the attitude of some people. It's so surprisingly happy. Look at the smile of Lord Shan, it's not as pure and flawless as a dolphin.”
Lin Chou was silent for a while,
”Are you sure it is a creature like a dolphin...”
Shen Feng nodded.
”I know dolphins very well, that's why I said that.”
Lin Chou and Shen Feng looked at each other, smiled knowingly, everything was silent.
Huang Dashan was suspicious,
”Why does it always feel like something is wrong...”
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As soon as Si Gao returned to his nest, the slight pain and tingling sensation caused by drunken Coke all over the body through the space door had disappeared.
”It's the taste that makes me nostalgic, lingering forever!” Si Gao asked in a pair of empty halls, ”Zong Yuan, do you want me to evolve a mouth?”
A pretty figure with a human fishtail appeared in the dark and heavy hall:
The shells are woven into skirts and pearls are decorated. The front and back are very beautiful. The rabbit on the chest can barely kill an eagle: an owl.
The mermaid Zongyuan made a strong male voice like eating a weight,
”If the Lord has a mouth, there should be a lot of fun.”
Si Gao stared at Zong Yuan for a long time, and the heavy pressure made the fish's tail tremble.
”You are very good at talking, you deserve to be my housekeeper. If you weren't so ugly, I couldn't help but consider marrying your 139th daughter. She is only 109,000 years old this year. She is a young girl who loves to laugh and love beauty.”