Chapter 959： Big fat goose (1/2)
The two little brothers of the two tigers, Qin Sheng, whispered to Lin Chou about a certain green eighty-ten thousand, as if they were afraid that others would hear it.
Lin Chou rubbed his forehead.
”Are these two little guys misunderstanding something? The tone is a little weird...”
Huang Dashan interrupted the road,
”I said, your Qinshan Martial Arts School is now teaching stand-up comedy, isn't it?”
Qin Sheng's face has a kind of deepness like a little adult.
”That guy has a hole in his head, really.”
Of course he knew Huang Dashan, after all, it was really difficult for any cat or dog to hide his demeanor like Shan Ye, who would gleam even in the dark.
In fact, Qin Sheng Erhu, his classmates, and many martial arts school seniors regarded Shan Ye as an idol. I don’t know if this guy chased the fat principal and beat him back then. Can ordinary people dare to do this?
Moreover, the fat principal who was beaten by Shan Ye was not someone else, who happened to be the father of the head teacher Lao Zhou. If possible, Qin Sheng would like to discuss this unique and practical technique with Shan Ye cordially.
Shan Ye nodded in agreement.
”Where is this kid with a hole in his brain? There is a hole in that. Can someone without a brain make such jokes like a mother?”
Next to him, Leng Han's expression was a little weird, and he seemed to have realized something.
The two words ”what” hide some directional very, very physical concepts aimed at Student Yang.
At the same time, Lao Er Yang, who was greeted with the baptism of Leng Han and Shan Ye's eyes, was immediately on his back. He only felt a urge to pee up to the pelvic cavity, and could not help clamping his legs, and the sweat on his forehead began to gather together.
(I knock... the pill... the wave is too much...)
Lin Chou didn't care what these people were making, with a smile on his face.
”Erhu, your hand...how do you feel that there is a growing trend? Well, Xiao Yu has lost weight again, and your brother has deducted your food expenses?”
Erhu scratched his head with his huge disproportionate metal claw, and said nothing.
Xia Yu pouted,
”Well, there have been a lot of exams recently, so annoying.”
Lin Chou frowned,
”Really going to the research institute?”
Xia Yu was a little helpless,
”Of course, I'm an ordinary person, otherwise where else can I go...”
Lin Chou thought for a while,
”If something happens, I can help you ask.”
”Huh, people won't go there to eat and wait to die!”
Lin Chou choked,
”That's better than going to a research institute.”
Huang Dashan and others nodded and said in unison,
”That is, it is better to have a bad reputation in the scientific research institute-black is a little black, but it is also aimed at the evolutionary.”
This is also full of malice.
Theoretically speaking, the only thing that is wholeheartedly targeting the evolvers is actually the occurrence committee, but the most deceptive thing is that the scientific research institute seems to have a soft spot for the occurrence of the problem, and the hatred value is special and extremely stable.
Xia Yunu said,
”But Sister Bai said that if you have worked in the research institute at the end of the year, you can allocate a house. My brother's house is not owned by our name. I can't tell when it will be taken back. Mom is very worried...”
Lin Chou suddenly felt that he and Xia Dasha were divided into a house together.
Dasha moved in directly, and Xia Erya had a small episode in the middle.
And he was taken to this place by the dog beep system, and the house hadn't even looked at it, completely forgot about it.
(Lin Chou, Lin Chou, you are swollen, you are no longer that Lin Sorrow, you are Mu Mu Qiuxin, you have another property, so forget about it?)
Recently, the researcher Wu, who has no sense of existence, didn’t know when he came out and raised his hand to speak
”I have something to say about the distribution of real estate by researchers.”
Xia Yu: ”?”
Wu Ke sighed deeply.
”For those of us who grew up in the scientific research institute almost from birth, we can only get a house after about forty-five years old, although before that, the scientific research institute was solely responsible for boarding and lodging and was paid. ”
Xia Yu’s mouth opened wide and turned into an O shape.
”Forty-five years... the average age of ordinary people is less than 60 years old... Sister Bai said...”
Wu Ke interrupted,
”Bai Mao Mao is one of the youngest academicians in the entire scientific research institute, and the other is the guy who invented the recorder. How can ordinary scientific researchers compare to them.”
Xia Yu stopped talking immediately, which was a little different from what she thought.
It is said that children from poor families have been in charge early. Since she has entered Qinshan Martial Arts School, she has proved that she does not want to be ascended to heaven alone like others.
In Xia Yu's thoughts, even if her older brother became an evolutionary, he was still the ”stupid big man” who had too much nerves to worry about and could not be restored. Maybe he would depend on her to feed him in the future.
Lin Chou didn't say much, just smiled.
”I want to eat something, make it for you.”
Sikong took the opportunity to add,
”Point it whatever you want, and I'll do it!”
Lin Chou rolled his eyes directly,
”You don't need to ask for this.”
Sikong opened his mouth in horror.
”Who are you? What did you do to the woods? Crossing or seizing the house? Is this the first time I have seen such a rare thing when the trough grows so big...”
Everyone laughed wildly.
Lin's face is black and black.
...
While everyone was chatting, a certain hair ball that swelled into a fat round was carefully watching something beside the back mountain animal pen.
Since Mao Qiu made up a wave of the ”energy” of the virtual beast with Boss Lin last time, he needed to tighten his belt to maintain his body shape and slip into Lin Chou's pocket. Although he later digested a little bit by himself, his body shape was actually real. The size has surpassed the little brother Mao Niu who can't grow up by eating alone.
The hairball does not have eyes such as parts, but it has no effect at all.
It maintains a body the size of a ball, silently ”pasting” on the railing to watch the newly added new members inside-those are a few huge geese with bright wings.
Mao Qiu loves to try the blood of all kinds of creatures, and he likes almost every kind of alien or beast blood in the back mountains and beasts. It will temporarily lose interest after drinking it once.
But the two big white geese have been here for several days, Lin Chou didn't even mean to move them, and Mao Qiu couldn't wait.
”Keep chuckle~”
It seemed to hesitate, twisting its fat round body and rubbing it around-it's a pity that it couldn't make the movement of turning its head and looking around because of its size.
After a while, the hair ball stretched out a few thin myceliums, dragging the latch plate of the animal pen,
”Squeak~”
The hair ball is recognized by the system as being on the yoke, and naturally has partial authority.
Therefore, the door of the animal pen opened naturally.
The two big geese immediately became energetic, sprinting and gliding with their huge wings.
The hair ball stuck out a single mycelium and stabbed one of the big gooses like lightning.
With the operating experience of the hair ball, only a little bit of skin was pierced to absorb part of the blood, the alien beast could still survive in the end, but it was a little weak.
”Keep babble.”
The hair ball expands and contracts regularly from top to bottom, which is very happy.
however--
The poor big goose froze in the air for an instant, and only had time to let out a screaming cry, and its bones rustled and collapsed toward the position where it was stabbed by the hairball, and its feathers all stood up, just like a snow-white hedgehog. of.
”Puff~”
In a certain sound that seemed to be leaking, the big goose turned into goose feathers flying all over the sky.
”Grumbling?”
”Keep chuckle!”