Chapter 957： Wave board candy, eight thousand, important question? (1/2)
Xu Shi felt a little bit. In a classroom of Qinshan Martial Arts School, the gourd baby, who was biting her pen and staring at the test paper, suddenly sneezed twice.
”Who is scolding me?!”
The children of all sizes in the classroom all have the same sad expressions as the gourd children, and some monkeys and monkeys are whispering.
”Will it?”
”Emmmm...”
”The answer is here~”
”boom!”
The ferocious firelight accurately turned the small paper ball into fly ash.
There was silence, and the entire classroom was chilling--the radial bullet holes on the scorched black wall at the back seemed to be clamoring hard at something.
On the podium, a long-legged and cute female teacher with a huge pink pig ear that almost covered her head stuck out her tongue.
(Eh, forget that this is not the Haiqingshi classroom anymore!)
(Calm down, calm down, they are still kids...)
(I'm just an invigilator... um...)
(It’s just a proctor, don’t be afraid, don’t be nervous, don’t be shy, Yin Yingying, you are a strong girl! You are great!)
She threw the huge fellow in her arms aside and made a loud noise.
Said, ”It is forbidden to whisper, answer your own.”
Answer it!
Gourd Baby's tears came down, and her pen almost broke.
Examination subjects: The relationship between the catastrophe and the history of modern and modern geological changes (revised edition)
The last 25-point fun answering question-is it not fun at all, okay, the passing score is 76. How can you make the gourd baby interesting?
Obviously it is full of malice...
Qinshan Martial Arts School has never been the kind of school where the industry’s conscience writes a ”solution” and points a colon, no!
Huluwa continued to read the questions a dozen times.
Well, it's actually a copy of a paper that is said to be excavated from a ruin before the cataclysm.
”?? Hai*** University XXX is a model”, incomplete handwriting.
According to senior seniors, because the fuzzy half-words resembling ”earth”, ”牜”, and ”扌”, leading to ”History of Geological Change (Revised Edition and ”Physics (Second Revised Edition )”’S substitute teacher helps quarrels and fights with gangs all day long.
For nothing else, I feel that this question belongs to them.
Fortunately, high school does not have courses such as ”criminal investigation” and ”reasoning”, otherwise the three-way warfare group of martial arts teachers who are quite capable will be able to use their brains.
Fight, kill one and one less.
The title is incomplete. Fortunately, the title is clear, although the students hope that they will change positions.
Gourd Baby still couldn't control her emotions, and the poor pen finally broke in her mouth.
He racked his brains and didn't know what to do. He didn't have any ideas at all. He swears that no matter what subject the teacher absolutely never taught such a thing.
So Calabash Wa wrote on the curled face like her fate, the only physical bear he knew his real name, had ever seen:
”Sword-toothed bear under the forest, black and white flowers.”
Huluwa thought, if there is a practical reference, would the scoring teacher be more interesting?
Thousands of waters and mountains are always in love, just give it to a branch, you just say~
After coming out of the examination room, Calabashwa was in a state of ”nothingness”, floating.
Erhu and Qin Sheng waved at him all the way, but they didn't see the baby, they almost ran into the two of them in a daze.
Although Erhu Qin Sheng and Huluwa are both in the low-level class, there is still a difference in the timetable. Today they did not have an exam.
Erhu frowned,
”Calabash Baby, what's wrong with you?”
The gourd baby was crying, her tears twirling in her eyes,
”After the bird is finished, I failed my subject! There is only one question left! A big question of 25 points!”
Erhu asked,
”Isn't it a geography exam? Your kid's culture class is never bad. What questions are so difficult?”
The gourd baby mumbled quickly,
”A bear fell into a trap, the depth of which was 19.617 meters, and the falling time was exactly 2 seconds-what color is the bear?”
With a dumb face: ”???”
Qin Sheng became very sympathetic and patted the gourd baby on the shoulder.
”Let’s change the sorrow, it’s normal to fail a subject, isn’t it—hey, your kid is a ‘specially long student’, and you don’t have to pay for a make-up exam to cry!”
There are signs of alienation in Calabash Baby at an extremely young age. Mingguang is well-known as a whole. There is no need to pay tuition, books, accommodation, and supplementary examination fees. On the contrary, there are scholarships.
The gourd baby whispered and said,
”I, my mother will kill me...”
Erhu and Qin Sheng are nowhere to be seen. The Calabash Baby is too young. It hasn’t been long since weaned her baby. It’s not as important as a punctuation mark in her mother’s mouth.
Qin Sheng coughed,
”Cough, what? Let's go, I will show you to buy sweets to eat~”
I heard that babies who have just been weaned have to get something and bite in their mouths.
It's not too simple to coax a child or something.
The gourd baby was really happy when he heard that there was sugar to eat.
”Sugar? What kind of sugar? What does it taste like?”
Qin Sheng said boldly,
”The most expensive one is called Bobantang. Choose whatever you want!”
”Long live Brother Sheng, yeah!”
Qin Sheng fell into the memory:
Speaking of this wave board candy, it has always had its origins.
Huluwa actually had a little girl in the morning, well, one or two years older than Huluwa, the relationship between the two little guys when they are still milky and milky.
The conditions in the little girl's house are relatively good. After a month of pocket money, Huluwa barely enough for a quarter of the corrugated candy, which is pitiful, but the little girl did not hesitate to make up the rest.
Mainly highlight a lavish! The little friends in the Calabash class are so envious that they can't take care of themselves and wet the bed!
The candy also has a name, what is it called—”Lewaiwaiboban, a big sugar man??”
In Qin Sheng's view, it was almost like a flat mosquito coil villain, ugly, but children still believe this.
The slogan called 666, the original price of 38 is now a shocking new product launch, the promotional price of 58 is only three days, and the normal price of 88 will be restored immediately.
If you buy candy, you can buy it. As a result, something went wrong when Huluwa and the little girl were sharing the sweets-he beat the little girl.
When Xia Yu and Qin Sheng and the two tigers hurried over, the gourd baby was holding the sugar man beside the little girl and wiping away tears.
”Hey, doesn't it hurt? Here you are, you can eat your head~”
The little girl had a bulge on her forehead, which was flushed and very rosy.
A fat baby bun's face is covered with the words I am angry, I am angry, I am especially angry.
The little girl crouched her waist and hummed proudly.
”Don't eat!”
Still learning the tone of the gourd baby,
”Why do you eat the head and I eat the feet? Can the head and the feet be the same?”
The grievances of the gourd baby turned into tears and bursting down.
”You eat the head, the head is delicious, I eat the feet, I eat the feet and feet...”
Qin Sheng and Erhu understood, so Xuan breathed in and drew them.
Co-authored with you, because of the question of who eats sugar people’s head and who eats sugar feet, the little girl has been cut off?
The little girl's eyes lit up,
”Really?”
Calabash Baby wiped her tears and said loudly,
”Ok!”
The little girl looked excited,
”Really? Really?”
”Hmm ↘” The confidence is obviously insufficient, and I endured the pain, ”Na...na...give...give me a bite to lick...”
The little girl stood up suddenly, facing the gourd baby's face,
”Wood~!”
The old is loud, and the teachers and parents of students in half of the classroom, as well as the Erhu gang, are all dumbfounded.
The capacity of the large manger in everyone's head was already flashing red, and the threshold did not run.
This sudden gigantic trough couldn't beep in front of the children, and everyone was sad.
Huluwa is still complaining,
”What are you doing, it's all saliva, dirty...”
Little girl: ”Huh??”
”No...it's not dirty...just eaten Lewaiwaibo plate, big sugar man...sweet...”
”Hee hee~”
Anyway, it doesn't matter what the result is, the whole house, except for these two little guys, almost collapsed collectively.
Qin Sheng kissed his dear friends, what a big deal, but you can't tell Sister Hu, or the gourd baby will be labeled as the seven gourd brothers.
afterwards.
Qin Sheng and Erhu are gearing up, preparing to use physics to let the gourd baby understand what is meant by ”a good man not fighting a girl”-isn't it possible to do something with a lesbian? What a shame! The impact is extremely bad!
Qin Erhu and Qin Sheng's mouths became dry after taking it to the small woods for a good education. After an hour of frothing, Qin Erhu and Qin Sheng's mouth became dry.
As a result, Xia Yu said lightly behind.
”So, this is the reason you two are single?”
”Come here, gourd baby, ignore those two single dogs, my sister will take you to buy sweets to eat~”
Qin Sheng + Erhu was a dumbfounded person at the time: ”???”
Don't say it was that time, even now, things have passed for a long time, and the two of them couldn't understand what Xia Yu meant.
...
Qin Sheng, Erhu, and Gourd Baby crouched and watched as the students rushed past the cafeteria, meadows, and dormitories like ocean waves, and waited.
”Why isn't Sister Yu coming out yet?”
”Um... take the exam...”