Chapter 936： Small (1/2)
This ”噫~” is very flavorful. What's more flavorful is that the white-faced little girl added a ”噫癫~” at the back.
Lin Shou's face is black and black, he wants to speak but he stops.jpg
Sister Hu laughed forward and backward, and the plump and abrupt curve seemed to others to show a bit of aura.
For example, in the eyes of the little girl with her head tilted, there was a sort of longing emotion in her eyes.
As for Lin, forgive him, he is still a child, ran from the wilderness and has little knowledge.
”Xiao Jiang, don't you plan to let my sister-in-law come in?”
The little girl quickly opened her slender...er...slim body, in short, she was very thin, very thin.
Lin Chou suddenly felt that one of his brain circuits had caught up again.
”Old thief Jiang Nan, he's so utterly conscience--”
Before he was ten years old, Lin Chou often said this to his lips, and was catchy, so he was often chased by Jiang Nan in the alleys with his ”army”.
Jiang Nan's thin lips curled up slightly,
”Huh! Lin Xiaodan!”
emmmmmm, the real friends are often drawn into the simple friendship that hasn't seen each other for many years.
Yes, I haven't seen it in many years.
Since Lin was nipped by the 16-kilogram goose ”Little Garlic” raised by Comrade Xiao Jiang over some embarrassing parts, the innocent friendship between the two began to decline.
Friendships before the age of ten have always been simple and fragile.
Of course, as a man, Lin is not particularly careful.
What really broke the friendship was that after a small dispute between the two of them, Xiao Jiang shut Lin and other terrifying creatures such as ”Little Garlic, Green Onion, Little Octagon, Cumin” and so on in a room-two enough. Hours.
What a cruel behavior! What a wicked act!
Xiao Jiang didn't know if he thought of the same passage like Lin Chou, covering his mouth, narrowing his sullen eyes, with a smile inside.
Lin Shou's face darkened.
Stepping into the yard, I heard Sister Hu say in front,
”The goose raised by this girl is really handsome (zùn)~”
Lin Chou raised his head—the whole courtyard was full of tall and slender necks, and his side head stared at the visitor with one eye. Individually, the lead geese, who looked particularly tall, were slowly spreading their wings, and the whole looked huge. More than three or five times, they hung their heads like a slender Yanling arrow.
”Ball, sack of balls!”
Attacking attitude...
Lin Chou was stunned, this, this, this script is wrong.
Huh~
Naimen, a group of domestic wicked animals, used this attitude to face a **** executioner and a professional cook? ?
Lin Chou's heart was agitated, and his mentality was upright and peaceful.
He looked at them as if he was looking at a lump of meat on the cutting board--but for Mao Linshou, he felt that their eyes looked like they were looking at some kind of delicious food?
Then the question arises. According to the standard conversion formula, the combat power of an otaku is equal to 0.5 goose. Does Lin, as a particularly cow-beep evolutionary, have the power to fight against this yard full of goose?
ridiculous!
You are looking for a dead end!
You are hitting the stone with the pebbles!
This is... this is...
Xiao Jiang closed the iron door with a bang, and said helplessly to Lin Chou, who was sticking to the door like an octopus.
”Let me, you are blocking me, the goose will run away without the doorbolt.”
”Oh oh.” Lin Chou's movements are very professional. The palms of his arms stretched out to buckle the door in reverse. To tell you, this is actually a secret, which can bring more security, palms facing outwards. It won't work. If the palm of your hand sweats and the cool breeze blows, you will feel that the whole heart will follow the cold.
When Xiao Jiang turned around, he was also shocked.
”what happened?”
The more than one hundred big white geese in the entire yard are all in the same shape as they are ready to go. Even if they usually come, they are usually only a few leading male geese to pose such a posture.
Had it not been for their owner Jiang Nan who happened to be within the effective killing range, perhaps the tragedy had already occurred by now.
Jiang Nan looked at Lin Shou with a weird expression.
”You really... haven't changed at all...”
This person, recruit the goose.
Lin Chou trembles-no, I have changed, I have become more hated than before, all avian creatures are forced to understand the hostility!
By the way, I only think about it now, is it too late?
Jiang Nan opened his arms to protect Lin Chou behind him.
”It's okay, they don't dare to jump up and screw you with me.”
”What about twisting that doesn't jump up?”
”You stupid, you can't jump if they don't jump! What are you doing! I made you jump up and hide!”
”Quack~Quack~!”
”Ah... am I pretty... ah ah ah...”
Ten minutes later, Lin Chou stood in Xiao Jiang's room embarrassedly, and Sister Hu and Xiao Jiang picked him all the goose feathers.
——The mentality completely collapsed.
Jiang Nan is still complaining,
”Let you stay still, what are you running? You hide behind me, they won't pinch you!”
”...”
Lin Chou was silent for a full minute and said fiercely.
”You geese, I want them all!”
Beep quietly,
”I'm looking for a car, you are responsible for sending me to Yanhuishan.”
Jiang Nan snorted.
”That's not okay. You can only produce one-third at most, and they are not yet mature. These are all two years and two months of goslings. A batch was just sold last month. You have to wait. ”
Jiang Nan said,
”I heard that you have become the evolver. You open a restaurant outside, right? The evolver also eats this kind of ordinary food?”
Lin Chou rubbed his face, always feeling that his entire face was stretched by those pliers-like mouths.
”What's wrong with the evolutionary? It's not just one nose and two nostrils. Their mouths are more greedy, and each one is a real ‘meal bucket’.”
Jiang Nan said,
”I heard that you have always been a first-order eh, will they bully you for being weak and eat overlord's meal?”
Lin Chou waved his hand, if it were not covered with goose feathers flying like snow with his movements, he would look very imposing.
”Those who don't exist, die them tenderly.”
Jiang Nan just smiled and didn't believe it at all.
She talks a lot, but it can be seen that the little girl usually doesn't talk to people very much, and many common sense things are not clear.
”My goose is at least 12 points per catty, no bargaining.”
After speaking, he looked at Lin Chou with a very mischievous look.
Lin Chou twitched the corner of his mouth.
”According to the standard of the big male goose I just clamped, I will give you five hundred jin.”
Jiang Nan was speechless,
”That won't work. You have to keep it for trampling eggs. It is the backbone of the goose. It is eleven years old this year-and, you don't know it, it's a small garlic!”
Lin Chou pinched his legs and felt chilly in his crotch.
Am I pretty, mmp, do you hear that I am not pretty!
”It, it, it, it... the old man... is it still alive??”
Jiang Nan smiled and said,
”Of course, the current geese can be counted as its offspring, I said it before, the small garlic is already forty-six kilograms, and there is glue on the head.”
”Last time a person with a surname came over, and I was not willing to sell it for 3000 points.”
”Huh, Xiao Suan grew up with me since I was a child, so I won't sell it.”