Chapter 900： Dashen Shen (1/2)
So a large group of men, women and children in front of this very capricious broken cover tried to mix in with all kinds of weird gestures:
There is a way to imitate Shen Feng's graceful posture and fall backwards;
There are those who reverently burn incense and pray for three percussions and nine worships;
Someone yelled ”Demacia” to launch [Skills* Ground Charge]...
But without exception, these people have all failed, and the self-evident rewards of the three giants have naturally died out-don't be kidding, otherwise you think this group of people will actively become like this? Watching the excitement is the eternal king!
Bai Qiongshou was anxious on one side, his face turned into a purple color, and I really wished Yao Commander would pull the Birdwing Ballista over and hit it directly.
Lin Chou silently rubbed the colorful mask.
This thing feels like over-fermented dough when it is kneaded up. It seems that it may break at any time, but it is actually very tough.
Lin Chou put a little effort on the surface of the mask, and a pit appeared on the surface of the mask, and then it was quickly filled with the dull color like that of vomit - the mask seemed to have a certain regular pattern and was messed up into a mess.
Huang Dashan carried the axe and touched the surface of the mask.
”Weird, why is it hard when we smashed it, so you look like bubble gum?”
Lin Chou's whole arm was almost half way in, and it felt like he was churning into tons of maltose.
Sticky, laborious... and a bit weird? ?
”No... I don't know, this thing... so thick... not the same as it looks...”
Huang Dashan glanced at Lin Sorrow.
”Wipe, this bad posture...”
Lin Chou suddenly shook his whole body, as if someone was pulling him by the arm and dragging him into the mask, and his whole body was attached to the mask.
”Ehhhhhhhhh? I wiped...what is this slippery...”
Huang Dashan and Bai Qiongshou immediately rushed to Lin Chou when they saw something wrong.
”Pop~”
Some kind of worse, weirder sound.
At the same time, the ”color” around Lin Chou began to fluctuate wildly, quickly filling in the ”picture quality” damaged by Lin Chou's blow.
Lin Chou was slapped into the mask by the waves of ”light” and ”color” surging through the mask, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Huang Dashan: ”...”
Bai Qiongshou: ”!!!”
Is there a different evolutionary who just shouted: ”???”
This time it was difficult for Commander Yao and Lao Hu to scratch their heads desperately, causing their hair to fall off.
”What do you mean? What does this mean? What does this TM mean?”
”Come on, a few people, try the method Lin Chou just used. You can't go wrong with one posture or angle, hurry up!”
Since then, another group of guinea pigs stepped forward and outputted wildly to the mask just like stroking a new girlfriend.
Rubbing, rubbing, wiping and picking—the scene was once quite wei (suo).
Huang Dashan turned his back on his back and pointed his hands on the side.
”Hey, who, your gesture is wrong... Stupid, learn from the old man next to you, hey, the old man is where you are, let’s talk about this trick, the girl in Hualiu Alley We must like it very much, right?”
Anyway, this guy didn't even think about the dangers of the Black Heart Forest. He himself didn't live well after spending so many years.
The old man over there replied,
”Huh, the old man has not spent a penny on Fusang Flower Alley for more than 50 years, relying on this set of ancestral massage techniques for beauty, nourishing yin, nourishing kidneys, and stimulating milk volume. People gave the nickname'Tianshan Zhemei Hand'-Mei Ren Yao is the old man and me~”
”The girls are so versatile, and they wrote songs to the old man, cough cough...”A little plum is standing proudly in the snow, only for the Yiren’s fragrance”...”
Huang Dashan: ”...”
The attitude is obstinate, but piracy is not right.
The only person with no sense of urgency at the scene was Secretary Qin Yuanfeng Qin.
I saw Secretary Qin take out a small notebook from his arms, his sharp eyes circling back and forth among the lively evolutionaries, muttering with a voice that only he could hear, and after a few glances, he wrote something on the notebook. .
”Whhhhh~”
Secretary Qin turned the book over a page and suddenly said,
”Wu Dayong, Fei Yang, Ma Chengchao, Qian Lide...”
Read a long list of names,
”It's very idle. I went all the way to the Shangcheng District to watch the excitement? The tax owed last year was paid off? Does the Shangcheng District infrastructure participate? Is there any concern about tax deduction and tax avoidance projects?”
”Oh, your attitude makes it hard for me to do it!”
The evolving people who watched from behind were all over the cold, especially the ones who were pronounced their names, it was even worse for the whole person.
They stared at Qin Yuanfeng blankly, and their faces were incomprehensible + hideous.
”This debt collector's child...”
”I can't tell you to come or not, watch the excitement of JQKAB, wipe it!”
”The Lord Gao Neng appeared in front and slipped away.”
”RBQRBQ, can't I hide?”
The scene was quite awkward.
In just one minute, except for the official officials of the three giants, the people watching the excitement ran away cleanly, and even the popcorn and melon seeds were not left behind.
Don't run away if you are a fool Who knows if that debt collector will make a fortune because of seeing you not pleasing to the eye?
His broken book is definitely more frightening than the life and death book in the hands of the judge.
People are alive and money is gone-what a painful realization this is.
The public servants of the three tycoons who were busy in front turned back one after another, their mouths opened into an O shape.
To some extent, Secretary Qin's deterrence among the evolutionaries is far greater than that of Cold Tyrannosaurus and approximately equal to Sikong.
The conversion cost should look like this-
Sikong: ”Juvenile, do you yearn for power, do you yearn for power, do you yearn for power... well, I think you, a smart evolutionary like you, must have heard of'money can make ghosts', right? .. So, just now, how much do you want? Tell your numbers!”
Secretary Qin: ”Wake up, get up and move bricks.”
Our ”foreman” Secretary Qin saw that everyone was gone, so he could only put away his notebooks dumbly.
It's no regrets to sigh,
”Tsk, I thought I could keep this happy mood for a while longer! Oh, by the way, old Hu, your research institute next year...”
A senior academician with a lot of respect and beard:
”Your uncle!!”
...
Over there, Lin Chou looked up at the sky.
His forehead was so swollen that it hurt.
”I said, old Shen, when have you been so hard?”
Shen Feng next to him was stunned.
”No... I... what... I just gently... tugged... and how did you get your head...”
Actually, Shen Feng is quite curious, what exactly is the physical quality of a certain Lin Biaohan to hammer his head like this?
”...”
The moment Lin Chou got into the mask just now, Lin Chou felt like he had entered some kind of narrow and twisted passage, as if he had been squeezed into a meat grinder and squeezed out again.
This process was extremely slow and long, several hours long, and Lin Chou's head and body injuries were inexplicably caused there.
When he ”come out” again, he realized that it was not a sticky and slippery tentacle monster that was pulling his arm, but Shen Feng.
Shen Feng replied,
”After I came in, I found that there was nothing on the outside of this hood, and I couldn't get out after groping for a long time. Then I saw a hand stretched in and touched, and you fell in when I pulled you...”
Lin Chou ignored him, turned around and tried the gray mask, only to find that the mask had become hard and could not be shaken, and he really couldn't get out.
The inside of the mask was still a hemisphere, a faint mist enveloped the villa not far from the two of them, and at the same time an unbearable odor came into the nose.
The cook's sense of smell is very sensitive, Lin Chou shook his head vigorously, his face is rather ugly.
”Smelly...”
This odor is more terrifying than the previous odor on Li Heidog, and the level of severity is so high that it is impossible to describe...